Arriving 6/1/16

DC's Rebirth continues! This week have GREEN ARROW, GREEN LANTERNS, SUPERMAN and BATMAN! Plus the return of CASANOVA and the final issue of HELLBOY. Check the cut for the rest of the sweltering early summer comics!

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As always, what do YOU think?

"Take Him To The BODY BANKS!" COMICS! Sometimes It's The Little Things...

Um, here's a gallery of comic book covers from a series that Marvel published from 1979 - 1984 as a tie-in to a terrible line of toys. It was also, as of issue 38, part of Marvel's first tender dalliances with Direct Market only comics (see also MOON KNIGHT and KA-ZAR). The unfortunate Bill Mantlo scripted the series solidly (as was his wont) for its duration, but the real attraction was the cavalcade of artistic talent who put food on their table drawing this stuff. Michael Golden! Gil Kane! Steve Ditko! (Howard Victor Chaykin even did some innards but, alas, no covers). Because of legal what have you, and the fact it was so heavily intertwined with the Marvel Universe it's unlikely the series will ever be reprinted, so here for your baffled perusment I present without words and purely in pictures, the mighty MICRONAUTS...  photo Atop_zps4dm6mtgh.jpg MICRONAUTS by Michael Golden, Josef Rubinstein, Bill Mantlo, Tom Orzexhowski & Glynis Wein.

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They are old and they are yellowed but, by Dallan, they are - COMICS!!!

Arriving 5/25/16

After this week nothing will ever be the same. DC unleashes the DC REBIRTH SPECIAL that sets the stage for what the DC universe will look like going forward.

Plus new EAST OF WEST and MONSTRESS and much, much more beneath the cut!

AFTERLIFE WITH ARCHIE #9 ALIENS DEFIANCE #2 ALOHA HAWAIIAN DICK #2 (OF 5) AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1.5 ANOTHER CASTLE #3 (OF 5) ART OPS #8 BACK TO THE FUTURE #8 BATGIRL #52 BATGIRL #52 VAR ED BATMAN 66 MEETS THE MAN FROM UNCLE #6 (OF 6) BILL & TED GO TO HELL #4 BLOODSHOT REBORN #13 CAPTAIN AMERICA STEVE ROGERS #1 CAPTAIN MARVEL #5 CARNAGE #8 CRY HAVOC #5 CYBORG #11 DAREDEVIL #7 DC COMICS BOMBSHELLS #13 DC UNIVERSE REBIRTH #1 DEADPOOL #12 DEATHSTROKE #18 DIRK GENTLY A SPOON TOO SHORT #4 (OF 5) DISNEY MAGIC KINGDOM COMICS #1 (OF 2) DOCTOR STRANGE #8 DOCTOR WHO 10TH YEAR TWO #10 DOCTOR WHO 12TH YEAR TWO #6 DOCTOR WHO 9TH #2 DRAX #7 DREAMING EAGLES #5 EAST OF WEST #26 EMPTY ZONE #8 EXTRAORDINARY X-MEN #10 AW FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS #1 FLASH #52 GHOSTBUSTERS INTERNATIONAL #5 GRAYSON #20 GUIDE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIV CA WINTER SOLDIER ANT-MAN HEARTTHROB #2 HYPERION #3 JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS #15 JOHNNY RED #7 (OF 8) JONESY #4 JOYRIDE #2 (OF 4) JUDGE DREDD (ONGOING) #6 JUSTICE LEAGUE #50 JUSTICE LEAGUE 3001 #12 LEGACY OF LUTHER STRODE #6 (OF 6) LETTER 44 #25 LOBSTER JOHNSON METAL MONSTERS OF MIDTOWN #1 (OF 3) MIGHTY THOR #7 MOCKINGBIRD #3 MONSTRESS #6 MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #7 MS MARVEL #7 RCW2 MUNCHKIN #17 NIGHTHAWK #1 OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN #5 (OF 5) OMEGA MEN #12 ORPHAN BLACK HELSINKI #5 (OF 5) OVER GARDEN WALL ONGOING #2 PATSY WALKER AKA HELLCAT #6 PRINCELESS RAVEN PIRATE PRINCESS #8 RACHEL RISING #42 RED WOLF #6 RICK & MORTY #14 SCOOBY APOCALYPSE #1 SECRET SIX #14 SEX #28 SHAFT IMITATION OF LIFE #4 (OF 4) SIMPSONS ILLUSTRATED #23 SPIDER-MAN DEADPOOL #5 SQUARRIORS VOL 02 SUMMER #1 (OF 4) STAR WARS #19 STARBRAND AND NIGHTMASK #6 STARVE #9 STEVEN UNIVERSE & CRYSTAL GEMS #3 STRAYER #4 STREET FIGHTER X GI JOE #4 (OF 6) SUICIDE SQUAD MOST WANTED DEADSHOT KATANA #5 (OF 6) SUICIDERS KING OF HELLA #3 (OF 6) SUPERMAN #52 (FINAL DAYS) SUPERMAN LOIS AND CLARK #8 TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #98 TEEN TITANS #20 TOKYO GHOST #7 TOMBOY #5 TOTALLY AWESOME HULK #6 TRANSFORMERS #53 TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS EYE #53 UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL #8 UNCANNY INHUMANS #9 WE ARE ROBIN #12 WEIRDWORLD #6 WELCOME BACK #8 X-FILES (2016) #2 X-MEN WORST X-MAN EVER #4 (OF 5)

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As always, what do YOU think?

The Case Against Dan DiDio

Not a comic review.  The following does not represent the views of Brian or John or this website or its affiliates, only the author, who is a broken person who had to get some things typed out after some recent events.

ISSUE

Recently the comics website Bleeding Cool published an article entitled "Why are We Still Complaining about Dan DiDio?", a defense of DC co-publisher Dan DiDio, written by Milestone co-founder and "mentor" Michael Davis.

Why are we still complaining?

For many years, I know I've complained about Dan DiDio, and this has seemed like an especially worthy topic to discuss given recent events. So below is some of my own reasoning that I've had in believing that Mr. DiDio should have been removed many years ago from his position at DC, a belief I only feel more urgently given recent events. In an ideal world, he would be promoted higher in a corporate hierarchy to a position of irrelevancy, to a position that actually utilized whatever strengths Mr. Davis and others might see in him, while removing him far from the day-to-day nuts & bolts of the mainstream comics industry, where I will argue below he is unsuited.

All the Usual Disclaimers:

  • I am not writing from nearly the position of authority as Michael Davis-- I'm not a mentor, by any means. I tried to mentor inner city black children once by telling them that Shakespeare was the first rapper, but none of them would get in my van.
  • My reasoning is not based on a sound understanding of business or finance or even comics -- only my own limited understanding of various facts, colored by my own irritation with a number of matters others may have long forgotten. You are certainly welcome to contest my ignorance as to the following.
  • Nor can I claim this is an exhaustive set of reasons why Mr. DiDio is unsuited for his job, or examples supporting those reasons. There are perhaps others who I would respectfully suggest may have additional reasons to add to this list, people better equipped to make this case who can not given the ordinary politics of mainstream comics. While there are examples where comics' culture of unrelenting silence leads to absurd results, the guy who co-runs DC isn't someone you usually want to piss off, and any silence respect thereto is ultimately understandable.
  • I'm a serious person in my daily life and for that reason, am typically not inclined to be serious when talking about comic books.  I will try to stay on an even path when making this case, given the gravity of what we need to discuss, but can not promise not to slip up occasionally.  My apologies for those who don't enjoy the whole "levity" thing
  • I'm going to talk a lot about "comics" but herein, comics shall be understood to refer to "mainstream comics".  Comics are bigger than that industry, of course, and my apologies as ever, if I inadvertently upset the guy who makes Ziggy when discussing comics.  I promise to love you forever, Ziggy.
  • Everything stated herein is an opinion offered purely for entertainment purposes.  Nothing written below should be understood to be a representation of hard facts -- only opinions.

RULE

To begin, we should establish a criteria for judging Mr. DiDio.

How do we determine whether he is doing a good job?

Let's use a neutral third party-- the website Tech Republic lists 10 criteria for a good manager. Some do not seem pertinent here (e.g., "be technically proficient"), whereas others seem redundant ("put your employees' needs first" and "Encourage teamwork"). I will distill their list to at least the following five criteria:

1) Be a Team Leader 2) Be a Visionary in your Industry 3) Be a Good Communicator 4) Put your Employees' Needs First 5) Do Something Special

Based upon this five-factor test, how would Dan DiDio fare?

APPLICATION

FACTOR 1 -- Be a Team Leader

To begin, how do we evaluate Mr. DiDio's work with his team of editors, assistant editors, etc., at DC Comics?

First point:

I would argue that the most pressing evidence about Mr. DiDio's handling of his employees is simply not very good, at all.

I refer here to the fact that DC Comics, under his charge, "allegedly" maintained a sexually hostile work environment for many years-- one that not only opted to protect a perpetrator of multiple incidents of sexual harassment, but more importantly, reportedly instituted an unwritten policy to not allow women to work in the high-profile Superman office.

If true, this arguably crippled the career development of DC's female employees. After all, in discussing that unwritten policy, let us acknowledge the career trajectories of others who have worked on Superman properties. For example, Paul Levitz, former editor of Adventure Comics? Future President of DC Comics. Mike Carlin, former Superman group editor? Future executive editor of DC Comics, and present Creative Director of their Animation division. An argument can be made that a trip through the Superman office is a key step in a DC editor's career growth-- one that female employees were "allegedly" deprived of at that company while Mr. DiDio has been in charge. This is without even noting the symbolic value of such decisions, or the unnecessary distress female employees have had to "allegedly" suffer as a result of such an unwritten policy.

There may be details of this story that are not to your liking (i.e., you somehow may believe that DC's knowing retention of a two-time sex-shenanigan thug didn't somehow constitute a "slap on the wrist").  But everyone must admit that in our highly charged times, DC has suffered a public relations disaster as a result of this choice by DC to "allegedly" protect the career of a perpetrator of sexual harassment at the expense of women (which logic requires that we attribute in major part to Mr. DiDio, as one of DC's top managers).  We are now seeing the fall-out of Mr. DiDio's choices being widely reported outside of the four corners of the mainstream comics industry-- consider the following headlines in recent days:

  • Paste Magazine: "How Shelly Bond's Dismissal became a War Cry Against Harassment".
  • Video game website Polygon: "DC Comics responds to outcry about sexual harassment, after dismissing female editor-- After three weeks of silence, DC Comics comments on swelling online discussion".
  • Daily Dot: "DC Entertainment responds to turmoil over sexual harassment claims."
  • Vulture: "DC Entertainment Responds to Sexual Harassment Allegations."

DC has attempted to issue a "statement" about the situation, but (a) their statement was respectfully lacking in either substance or reassurance, (b) many of these articles have agreed, often describing the response as "vague", and (c) in Vulture's words "DC's critics haven't been satisfied."

The situation involving the editor at issue is not an issue just about that editor. These things "allegedly" happened while Mr. DiDio was the proverbial "captain of the ship," one of the supervisors in charge, an individual with an ethical and perhaps legal duty to prevent harassment. Even if you believe, somehow, through some kind of logic, that DC took sufficient action to remedy the situation, the fact remains Mr. DiDio allowed a public relations nightmare to be created on his watch rather than take the remedial efforts at the appropriate time that could have avoided that very same public relations nightmare.

If protecting the public image of your company is not one of your priorities as a manager, where can you even be said to be leading your team?

Second point:

Have there been losses of editorial talent while he has been in charge?

Answer: absolutely yes.

There are any number of names we could mention here, most of whom would probably prefer that they not be drug into my circus-world-- excellent, excellent people who have found work elsewhere, including work at DC's competitors.

Let's at least consider the most recent Image Expos: part of the favorable press that has been obtained for Image Comics has been because they are now working with former high-profile DC editors.

Karen Berger (a DC Employee of such repute that her decision to leave the company was the subject of a New York Times article) is working on Surgeon X at Image with Sara Kenney and the (weirdly underrated in comics) John Watkiss-- and press for that book focused more on Berger, than Kenney or Watkiss!

Similarly, Before Watchmen group editor Will Dennis is now working on an Image Comic with other Before Watchmen "creators". While employed by DC, Dennis had worked on projects like 100 BULLETS and the LOSERS (a property made into a movie of the same name); picked Jason Aaron out of a submission pile; arguably had the kind of success that a comic publisher would ordinarily value.

Indeed, Image can be seen reaping the benefits of these defections in a number of ways. Consider this description from Peter Milligan (formerly a prominent DC creator) as to how his new Image Comic The Discipline came to be conceived: "After a lunch with then-Vertigo Editor Will Dennis, where we talked about doing a sexy, dark project, some of my earlier thoughts came into focus."

In comics, the talent matters, and editorial talent is arguably as much a talent as writing, drawing, etc. In that respect, DC has arguably suffered major losses under Dan DiDio. And Dan DiDio's losses in editorial have generated favorable press and buzz for Image Comics, one of DC's key competitors at the moment.

Dan DiDio joined DC in 2002, and became Vice President - Executive Editor in 2004.

Consider DC and Image Comics in 2004, at the time he became Executive Editor, as compared to the present:

  • DC's market share in 2004 was 30.63% dollar share and 32.23% unit share.
  • Image's market share in Year-End 2004 was 3.90% Dollar Share, and 3.94% Unit Share.

Consider DC and Image Comics today, after Mr. DiDio became a prominent figure at DC:

  • DC's market share in 2016 is 22.16% dollar share, and 24.02% unit share.
  • Image's current market share as of 2016 is 9.67% Dollar Share, and 10.99% Unit Share.

There are various ways we can interpret these numbers, certainly -- there has been a growth of the audience in those years, and market share is obviously less important than gross revenue (where numbers are obviously not as effortless to come by). In other words, no one should mind having a smaller share of a bigger market, if that means more money overall.

But perhaps these numbers merit some consideration when evaluating Mr. DiDio's job performance, given the simple fact that Marvel's numbers were not affected so dramatically.  Marvel has held relatively steady, going in Dollar Share from 36.54% to 44.38%.  Image's gains have not been a loss for Marvel in the way they have been for Mr. DiDio's DC.

Third Point:

How would we describe the editorial culture at DC under Mr. DiDio?

I think there's evidence in support of those who would use the phrase "Editorial Chaos."

Here's one of the most promoted New 52 creators Rob Liefeld talking about why he left DC in 2012: "Massive indecision, last minute and I mean LAST minute changes that alter everything. Editor pissing contests… No thxnjs."

Or there was the time that DC editorial in New York "stepped in" to alter a comic handled by DC Entertainment in California -- after its contents had been promoted in TV Guide, which was reported by Wired.  

Or there was a report in April 2014 of Mr. DiDio stating at a retailer summit that he couldn't tell them about a September event because "only about half the teams have been confirmed" at that late date, adding also that a 3d cover promotion from the year before had lead to DC destroying "125,000 copies due to blurry proofs and some had cover dimples due to heating issues in production." Long-time readers might remember an article written by Brian Hibbs covering that 3d cover situation -- an article entitled "The staggeringly epic incompetence of DC Entertainment."

Or consider this paragraph from an otherwise satirical March 2013 Outhousers article:

"DC Comics has had a rough week. The beleaguered publisher came under fire on Wednesday when news broke that Andy Diggle was walking off the creative team of Action Comics on the same day previews of his run were published in DC's weekly comics. Series artist Tony Daniel was announced as his replacement, but Daniel had to find out via Facebook post. Joshua Hale Fialkov walked off his job as writer of Green Lantern Corps and Red Lantern the same day, and it later came out that he did it because DC was planning to kill prominent black Green Lantern John Stewart. "

That was all in one week!

Want to know the funny thing about that week in March 2013? It was a month after a February 2013 article from Bleeding Cool entitled "Did Dan DiDio apologise to DC Creators?":

"Before the recent top-secret DC creative summit, Bleeding Cool ran a suggestion box, printing suggestions from actual DC comic creators about how they’d like to see things change. Whether it was because of that list, or because of those sentiments also being expressed face-to-face, I don’t know. But I’m told that at the summit, Publisher Dan DiDio apologised to creators gathered around. With President Diane Nelson to his side, DiDio admitted that there had been problems in the editorial chain, apologised for the repeated back-and-forths on people’s scripts and art, and committed to reducing such editorial inputs once an editorial direction has been agreed upon and approved."

All that chaos was after Dan DiDio had quote-unquote "apologized"!

You might know that Mr. DiDio and Ms. Nelson both recently attended another summit quite recently, at least again according to the Outhousers:

"After a widely expressed belief that the company failed to properly handle sexual harassment complaints and instead discouraged victims and witnesses from speaking out, DC Comics has released a short statement to Comic Book Resources. [...] The statement followed an "all staff" meeting Friday led by DC Entertainment head Diane Nelson about sexual harassment."

Question: How many summits does Dan DiDio have to have with the employees he's failed?

Question: How many summits could be avoided with another manager in his place, one actually suited to lead people?

Remember that suggestion box Bleeding Cool mentioned in 2013?  One suggestion stands out:

"It is okay for someone other than Dan DiDio to have an idea. 52 books means 52 writers have been hired to write 52 books every month. That is a huge creative pool to draw from. So why does every idea have to get bottle necked through one man?"

Here, we can see first-hand evidence of DC in 2013: a creative person anonymously observing editorial dysfunction -- editorial dysfunction that Mr. DiDio not only tolerated but was apparently personally responsible for.

FACTOR 2 -- Be a Visionary

First Point:

How do we evaluate whether someone in charge of content is a visionary? I think the answer has to be based upon the talent they work with. If Mr. DiDio is a visionary, one would expect that he would attract to DC the visionary talent that would drive DC into a new era.

So: what about Mr. DiDio's relationship with the creative personnel of comics-- the quote-unquote "star" members of creative teams that arguably can drive audiences to their books by virtue of their names and personal brands?

Here, the first example of Mr. DiDio's reputation that first springs to mind is his work on 52, a weekly series that fans received warmly and indeed, would serve as a model for multiple weekly or "bi-weekly" DC projects thereafter.

Except listen to how 52 co-creator Mark Waid describes Mr. DiDio's involvement on that project in 2009:

"The biggest challenge was actually, wisely, kept from us by Steve. EIC Dan DiDio, who first championed the concept, hated what we were doing. H-A-T-E-D 52. Would storm up and down the halls telling everyone how much he hated it. And Steve, God bless him, kept us out of the loop on that particular drama. Siglain, having less seniority, was less able to do so, and there’s one issue of 52 near the end that was written almost totally by Dan and Keith Giffen because none of the writers could plot it to Dan’s satisfaction. Which was and is his prerogative as EIC, but man, there’s little more demoralizing than taking the ball down to the one-yard line and then being benched by the guy who kept referring to COUNTDOWN as ‘52 done right.’"

Mark Waid currently writes the Avengers for Marvel-- one of its highest profile titles.

Mr. Waid also has 84.1 thousand twitter followers. By comparison, Mr. DiDio has no twitter account because he cancelled his, (perhaps coincidentally) after it became clear DC had "allegedly" maintained a sexually hostile work environment.

Or there was Paul Jenkins in 2013:

"DC is in the toilet right now. [...] Suffice it to say that the fans are not getting the creators in these books – they are getting an unpalatable product, which is destroyed by editorial interference perpetrated by unqualified project managers."

Paul Jenkins was the author of an Inhumans run that would have likely been the model had Marvel gone forward with a planned Inhumans movie.

Here's a key point that I hope is clear: comic creators prefer to be silent when something has gone wrong, and to simply talk among themselves as to that situation.  No one wants to stick their neck out.  So when we see people still manage to say that things have gone wrong at DC-- we are only ever seeing the tip of a very dysfunctional iceberg. We are seeing truly strange weather.  That anything is being said at all is remarkable.

Second Point:

Subsequent to 2004, among fans, my own personal observation as a comic blogging weirdo with some level of communication and observation of the fanbase? It has been that fans have felt like the talent has been more at Marvel than at DC, that Marvel had the "deeper bench," and that Marvel, far more than DC, was a route to being a "Bigger name" in comics for a comics writer than DC.

Who have been the big name authors under Mr. DiDio's regime at DC? Scott Snyder. Grant Morrison. Geoff Johns (though arguably an equal or superior to DiDio in the corporate hierarchy and thus "doesn't count"). Gail Simone. Those four names come to mind first, for me, at least.

By comparison, just going through some of the "big name" writing talent on the Image Comics website-- just writing talent:

  • Robert Kirkman-- also worked with Marvel, arguably most famous writer in mainstream comics right now, god help us;
  • Mark Millar-- also worked with Marvel, poor relationship with DC;
  • Ed Brubaker-- also worked with Marvel;
  • Kieron Gillen-- also worked with Marvel;
  • Matt Fraction and Kelly Sue DeConnick-- both also worked with Marvel;
  • Ales Kot-- except for a couple issues of Suicide Squad, mostly worked with Marvel;
  • Brian Wood-- sex monster;
  • Marjorie Liu- also worked with Marvel;
  • Rick Remender-- also worked with Marvel
  • Jonathan Hickman-- also worked with Marvel;
  • Warren Ellis-- also worked with Marvel;
  • Nick Spencer-- after a brief stint at DC, has worked with Marvel;
  • Jason Aaron-- picked out of a submission pile at DC, but still mostly worked with Marvel and the guy who picked him out of the submission pile is gone instead of DiDio or the guy who "allegedly" grabs at creator's girlfriends.

That's at least 13 names, not counting Brian Wood-- more than three times as many!

These are just off-the-top-of-my-head names, back of the envelope math. Sure, there are people we could argue over, debate whether or not they are "stars". We can argue over Charles Soule or that Tom King guy, I guess. But I don't think that would result in a significant change in numbers unless you got desperate and started yelling that Jeff Lemire's a "star" to someone somewhere.  (And I think he might be at Marvel now, too...?).

Or yes, there are people hard to classify: Kurt Busiek-- worked for everybody; is beloved. Brian Vaughan-- worked at DC... but at Vertigo, which was run by Karen Berger; his big superhero comics were at Marvel. But I also ignored all the people who just work for Marvel, e.g. Brian Michael Bendis, or, uh, Ta-Nehisi Coates(?). DC does not have talent of their equivalent fame in its line-up.

Look: this is not to say DC didn't work with talented people in recent years. Your pal-in-comics Graeme over at the Wait What podcast has had nice things to say about Rob Williams or Genevieve Valentine or others, say. (I thought Valentine had some moves-- didn't keep working for DC). But DC has arguably not been the route to fortune and glory during Mr. DiDio's tenure, not as compared to a comparable gig at Marvel Comics.

Consider G. Willow Wilson-- worked at DC on a Vixen limited series, a Vertigo series, a smattering of DC titles. But fortune and glory? From the outside at least, it seemed like that's been generated far more off her work for Marvel, and her contributions there reaching their audience far more than was true at DC.

Can we really say that's meaningless? And can we really say Mr. DiDio has no responsibility, zero, zilch over that state of affairs?  Would you actually try to tell me that Marvel just "got lucky"? That would all simply to defy common sense.

And final note on this point: Gail Simone? On at least one occasion, during Mr. DiDio's leadership, Ms. Simone was fired off a Batgirl series that was "performing well" -- by e-mail. Treatment Ms. Simone then described as "baffling and sad." If Baffling and Sad is how DC under Mr. DiDio's supervision has treated its stars, is it surprising he can't attract more of them?

Third Point:

Eagle-eyed readers will notice the one name I have left off that list is Greg Rucka, a writer whose recent return to DC Comics generated significant buzz.

But Rucka present a curious case. Here he is in 2012, edited for your patience:

"I gave seven very good years to DC and they took gross advantage of me. That’s partially my fault, but not entirely. At this point, I see no reason why I should have to put up with that, I can sink or swim on my own. [...]There was at least a period where I felt that the way they wanted to make money was by telling the best story they could; now the quality of the work matters less than that the book comes out. There is far less a desire to see good work be done.

Dan DiDio has gone on record, and this is the same man that said Gotham Central would never be cancelled as long as he was there, telling people what a great book Gotham Central was, but it never made any money. Well, take a look at your trade sales! That book has made nothing but money as a trade. What I’m now being told is, ”lt was never worth anything to us anyway.”So, you know what? They can stop selling the Batwoman: Elegy trade and stop selling the Wonder Woman trades and everything else I’ve done, because clearly I’ve not done anything of service and those guys aren’t making any money off me."

This is DC's highest profile writer, at the moment. 

Fourth Point:

"But wait wait wait," I hear you say-- "Maybe it's not a question of whether DC has failed to attract strong creators.  Maybe Marvel and Image are just doing a very good job at attracting talent, and DC has had to compete but done a good job in light of that competition."

Except: then that raises a pertinent question-- has DC under Mr. DiDio had practices in place that would actively keep star talent from wanting to work there, or impaired its ability to break new talent?

Arguably yes.  

"Even besides allegedly keeping around editors who will thrust their tongues down your girlfriend's throat right in front of you?"

Again, arguably yes.  Actual editorial practices.

Consider Greg Rucka's new role on Wonder Woman-- (1) a job he "allegedly" took on the condition that he not have to work for a perpetrator of sexual harassment whom Mr. DiDio has protected and (2) a job that he "allegedly" got after DC had promised the work to a female writer... and then took it away from her at the last minute.

This is a story we've heard time and again about the modern DC under Dan DiDio. Creative teams simultaneously working on pitches, not knowing that they were competing with other people for jobs. Consider just this recent February 2016 article from Bleeidng Cool, entitled "DC Comics Rebirth: What Happened to the Old DC Comics Pitches?":

It’s a hard time pitching at DC Comics right now. Everyone’s at it, everyone’s in competition with each other – even those who don’t know they’re in competition with anyone.[..] “Tumultuous” is the word I’ve have heard used. And its not just an issue for DC Comics. As a result of the upheaval and unsureity, record numbers of comic book professionals have been contacting editors at Marvel Comics, and publisher of Image Comics Eric Stephenson than ever before…

Or consider writer Warren Ellis in 2011:

"I’m hearing a lot lately about writers being put into foot races on gigs. And not only do they not know who else is running for the job – but many of them seem not to be told they’re in a foot race at all. Writers who assumed they were writing the gig are being told that they never had the gig at all, that other writers have been run parallel to them. Even though they were put through multiple drafts. They didn’t know they were in competition.

[...] They are finding new and interesting ways to piss off more people than they’re hiring. Now, comics has no shortage of resentful people – but do you really want to create exponentially more? People who can identify the exact individuals who fucked them over, and wait?

Commercial comics can be enough of a snakepit even in relatively benign times. But bringing back a process both demeaning and creatively inferior, and just fucking lying to people about it? I don’t like what that says about the next cycle in the field. I guess the Nineties really are coming back.

 

At relevant times, DC under Mr. DiDio has apparently utilized practices condemned by the top talent in comics. If we ask why DC does not have stronger relationships with the talent in comics, how can we start our blame with anyone other than Mr. DiDio?

Fifth Point:

This one is a little theory I have -- that there's a fun game that I imagine comic creators like to play called "What's it going to be like when I get older?" My theory is that comic creators likely want answers to that question that aren't terrifying-- and for that reason, I imagine they pay close attention to how veteran talent is treated, how loyal DC artists are treated, so as to imagine how they themselves might be treated someday if they work hard for DC.

How'd veterans make out under Mr. DiDio's watch?

Listen to Kevin Maguire-- an artist I've associated with what makes DC Comics great, my entire goddamn life-- in August 2013:

"I think I was just fired. [...] I don't know what there is to get in front of. I don't know what's going on. This morning I had something to work on and now I don't. Right now, my primary concern is to have something to do starting tomorrow that pays the bills."

Mr. Maguire ultimately did do something "tomorrow." He started working for Marvel on a high-profile Guardians of the Galaxy comic written by Brian Michael Bendis. "Not good enough" for the DiDio regime turned out to be plenty fine for one of the most high-profile creators in comics at DC's competitor.

Theoretically, I imagine this served as a lesson to others-- loyalty and effort at DC are not rewarded. At least, not under Mr. DiDio. Again, ask yourself: would you expect someone with that on their track record to be able to attract real star talent?

Sixth Point:

Does this argument overstate the importance of the creative people in comics? DC has Batman-- does it matter who writes it? Many charts can be shown suggesting that for the most part, perhaps it doesn't.

I would argue with those charts, however, based upon a movie I saw recently entitled Captain America: Civil War.

Sure, some would say that movie was based upon a crossover, the kind of crossover that Mr. DiDio made comics safe again for; that Civil War was Marvel's response to the Infinite Crisis crossover and side crossovers that Mr. DiDio would point to as one of his big successes in comics.  

But that would ignore what that movie seemed far more to evidence, which is how much the movies have taken inspiration from the contributions of a few key creative people at Marvel, at the right place, at the right time, at a company that understood the value of their contributions. People remember Civil War not because it's a crossover-- no one fondly remembers Secret Invasion or Siege the way they do Civil War. No, Civil War seems to me far more a Mark Millar comic, a Millar comic through and through, thematically, in terms of how he thinks about character, in terms of how he thinks about what appeals to audiences commercially. Hollywood has successfully made movies of a half-dozen Mark Millar comics now, so that hardly seems coincidental. And the Avengers in that movie? Unmistakably inspired by his Ultimates run.

And of course, the movie people didn't stick to Millar's work-- no, they refocused Civil War to address... the Winter Soldier, Ed Brubaker's key contribution to the Marvel "lore." The entire Marvel Cinematic Universe is impossible to imagine without Ed Brubaker-- a DC writer who left for Marvel, and I will note here the co-creator of Gotham Central.

You can see the other co-creator talking above about how he felt about Mr. DiDio.

Plus, various movie studio's relationship with Brian Michael Bendis is well-settled. Amy Pascal or whoever would consult with him on decisions. Indeed, I would say the casting of Marisa Tomei in Civil War as a foxy Aunt May, one of the more charming aspects of that movie, in all material respects took its cues from his Ultimate Spiderman run.

The Marvel movies and their success have all found some inspiration from "big storylines" from relatively recent comics. Relatively recent comics matter. The people who work on them matter. The argument that comics are a test lab for the movies can actually be seen with these movies, to some extent.  This will especially be true if they actually make a Captain Marvel movie, which would be astonishing-- a multi-million movie that could only be explained because of Kelly Sue Deconnick's work.

But DC Entertainment...?

If DC drew inspiration for its recent Batman vs. Superman movie (which I have not seen)... well, no one seems eager to claim that credit, given the fact that-- like Mr. DiDio's career-- that movie's reception can only be described as "contentious".

What comics under DiDio's watch could be used to make a movie franchise? Final Crisis-- a comic about Superman singing evil away? And: why does DC constantly aim at contentious when Marvel is so profitable when it aims to please its fans?  

If this is the arena modern comics have to be judged in (and let's set aside temporarily our fan horror for that fact), what exactly would anyone point to in order to call Dan DiDio a success? If it's DC's success in television, I suppose you would be referring to Gotham and its relationship to Gotham Central. But even there, again see above re: how one co-creator of Gotham Central previously felt about how his work was handled by Mr. DiDio, and how the other co-creator was allowed to leave the company under Mr. DiDio's watch to go make valuable contributions to DC's competitors.

Seventh Point:

This section has so far focused on DC's relationship with comics' creative community, based upon the premise that creative people are the true drivers of vision in comics, that a strong relationships with those individuals will lead to visionary comics, that a manager's relationships is evidence of his vision, etc.

An important point: we have points of comparison to Mr. DiDio.

Consider Axel Alonso. Consider Eric Stephenson. I've made fun of both individuals in the past, as is my pattern and practice, being a basically shitty person, and I hopefully will again in the future because it's fun, it makes me laugh, and fuck their feelings. But still! Stephenson arguably has a vision of comics that he is able to articulate for others, while Alonso plainly has enjoyed an exceptionally strong relationship with comics' creative community for years, reflecting a degree of taste and an ability to identify talent that should never be underestimated.

Neither has ever even remotely inspired that I write something like this piece about them.

When we compare Dan DiDio to his equivalents at Image or Marvel, I can not imagine a person who would argue he would fare well in that comparison. As set forth above, I do not think he remotely compares to Mr. Alonso where the talent is concerned. As for articulating a vision of comics ala Mr. Stephenson, reasonable minds can differ but for me, at least, the vision Dan DiDio has consistently articulated in comics has always been a profoundly backwards looking one not worth pursuing.

Mr. DiDio's frequent pitch has been that comics are a Wednesday activity, and that he wants going to a comic store on a Wednesday to be the most exciting thing for Wednesday fans -- hence, requiring a top-down editorial approach that constantly excites fans with events, rebirths, reboots, etc.

He has articulated this vision despite (a) the explosive growth of the digital market, (b) the flourishing of the trade market, (c) a historic new potential audience coming into comics thank to an unprecedented level of outside media attention on superhero properties, and (d) social media that more than ever puts fans directly into contact with creative talent. Each of these developments has plainly evidenced for anyone paying attention that there is a future growth potential that exists in addition to the Wednesday crowd.

If you can find a bookstore, if one still exists in your post-apocalyptic vicinity, go look at the comics being sold on the shelves there in the children's section. Title after title for children, few if any from DC-- that space belongs far more to Scholastic. Growth areas for comics have been ignored by DC while Mr. DiDio has seemed to single-mindedly pursue only one small segement of the audience instead -- and now as a result, that space is owned by Ms. Raina Taglemeier instead, who rules it with an iron fist, that she keeps in a dirty bag, filled with rusty nails, that she hits people with, when will someone stop her too.

"Oh, but it's not like Mr. DiDio has ignored that growth area on purpose, has he?"  

No, no, no -- well, not unless you believe Eisner winning creator Paul Pope who stated in 2013:

"Batman did pretty well, so I sat down with the head of DC Comics. I really wanted to do Kamandi [The Last Boy on Earth], this Jack Kirby character. I had this great pitch … and he said, ‘You think this is gonna be for kids? Stop, stop. We don’t publish comics for kids. We publish comics for 45-year-olds. If you want to do comics for kids, you can do Scooby-Doo. And I thought, ‘I guess we just broke up."

Paul Pope went on to create Battling Boy... a comic quickly optioned by Brad Pitt, who despite being 52 years old, saw more merit in Pope's vision for comics than anything Mr. DiDio had for sale.

Eighth point:

Mr. DiDio's lack of vision for the company can perhaps be seen most starkly in the systematic dismantlement of the Vertigo line under his tenure.

Mr. DiDio's statements on Vertigo, to the New York Times?

"[It's] myopic [to believe] that servicing a very small slice of our audience is the way to go ahead. [...] That’s not what we’re in the business for. We have to shoot for the stars with whatever we’re doing. Because what we’re trying to do is reach the biggest audience and be as successful as possible."

AMC is about to launch a television show based upon PREACHER-- a series inconceivable if not for Vertigo's prominence in the 1990's, prior to Mr. DiDio's arrival on the scene.  

Mr. DiDio believes that the publishing imprint that lead to that television show was and is "myopic."  How can DC Entertainment expect a person with that worldview to move the company into a future where comics and other media are more related than ever, when he so plainly and astonishingly does not understand the successful properties, imprints and creative relationships under his charge?

Are there other comics being published right now that could someday be turned into a TV show, as PREACHER has been? Sure-- the only problem for Mr. DiDio and for DC Entertainment being that right now, they're all being published by Image Comics.

FACTOR 3 -- Be a Good Communicator

First Point:

Obviously, if comics sites are running articles with headlines like "Why are we still complaining about" a guy, that guy has a PR problem. PR problems he is helpless to address-- it seems as though they got so bad he even had to cancel his twitter account!

Bad PR bespeaks bad communication.

Second Point:

How would we describe Dan DiDio's relationship with fans?

Here, I'm reminded of his antics during the launch of the New 52-- the launch of one of DC's most important and challenging publishing initiatives in decades. One where his communication skills needed to be at their very peak.

But consider his actual conduct, as described by this article from 2011:

In the opening minutes of DC’s very first daily “New 52″ panel at the San Diego Comic-Con last Thursday, when Co-Publisher Dan DiDio turned to the audience and asked what DC would have to do to change the minds of those skittish about the impending relaunch, one man yelled “Hire women!” [..] DiDio’s response was to turn the question back on the questioner and ask him whom he thinks DC should hire. [..] Things sure sound more heated than just a matter of tossing the question back to the audience. DiDio repeatedly asks the audience member what the statistics he cited mean to him, and his call for names of female creators DC should have hired sounds less like a request and more like a challenge, as he says “tell me right now” over the audience member’s seemingly struggling attempts to respond.

You can hear that exchange here yourself-- Dan DiDio plainly and heatedly brow-beating a fan, just for asking about DC's exciting new publishing initiative! A fan asked a basic question that was met with hostility.

(And good lord, if that's how he talks to fans in public, what is he saying to people when audio recordings aren't being done? What is he saying to his co-workers who challenge his thinking behind closed doors? How is he speaking to people who try to report sexual harassment or other HR issues to him?  Our thinking only improves when it is tested-- and here we can hear Mr. DiDio's reaction to the most simple of tests faced by anyone in a sales position: speaking to a consumer).

Mr. DiDio reportedly has a temper-- that Liefeld article above notes his reputation for being "hot-headed". And again, keep in mind-- this is fucking comics. Almost everyone in comics has the exact same public persona which is "Awww, shucks, we just love comics -- we're big fans of Love & Rockets-- here's a superhero comic instead though." The only people who don't have that public persona are, like, people who smoked a marijuana cigarette once and they get to be "The Visionary Drug Shaman of Comics." Those are your two choices in comics for public personae. Not temper! Batman's the angriest superhero in comics and he just punches a clown that keeps getting back up after you punch the clown-- that's literally a toy I had when I was an infant. How the hell do you get a reputation for having a temper in comics??

There is really not much to be all that angry about with comics except, like, oh, geez, I don't know, editors sexually harassing people and ... well, gee, I guess that's a bad example where DC Comics is concerned right now. Because "allegations" would suggest he and DC have never been angry enough about that.

Third point:

It is well-settled that there is a growing female demographic in the comics audience, and that this demographic will become increasingly important to comics publishers in the years ahead.

However, Mr. DiDio seems ill-equipped to have meaningful dialogues with those people given his history. Here, I refer not only to DC's "alleged" protection of editors prone to sexual harassment, but also just his history with the characters themselves.

Consider Dylan Horrocks describing the death of Stephanie Brown, a Batman supporting character killed on a book Mr. DiDio apparently oversaw:

"It was one of the most depressing weeks of my life, because we basically spent the whole week in this horrible office planning how to kill this poor teenage girl who I really liked, I thought she was a great character[.] It was really seedy, and I think about two days into it, I basically said look, I don’t want… because they planned this big long torture scene, I said I don’t want to really have anything to do with that. [..]"

That story decision ended up becoming a multi-year michigas between DC and its fans, too complicated to recount here, but one certainly passionately felt by fans. Marvel has recently had a string of successes capitalizing on female characters that their fanbase flocked to, most notably with Spider-Gwen. DC by comparison, under Mr. DiDio, was given its own chance at a potential fan favorite character with Stephanie Brown, but instead turned that character into one that DiDio's DC would describe in July 2012 as "toxic" -- leading Wired to state "By ignoring these potential new customers, DC is leaving money on the table."

Consider the origin of Identity Crisis, another project that Mr. DiDio would probably point to as one of his success stories -- a project that one of its assistant editors publicized (in articles now removed from the Internet) was spawned by Mr. DiDio stating "We need a rape."

Even if you could argue that Mr. DiDio's decisions were correct ones for the past, is this the person who going forward can deliver comics' growing female fanbase to DC? Would the person responsible for these kinds of decisions be the person who you'd want communicating to the press, etc., on comics intended for women, an increasingly significant demographic in comics? 

Fourth point:

But I hear your counter-argument:  "Why does all this girl stuff matter? Oh no, he bungled a social justice issue-- boo hoo, SJWs.  Take a girl-hate pill and join us on Reddit."

This matters because whatever you may feel about internet activists-- and I am irritated by them myself sometimes-- sometimes things will go wrong enough that it will attract the attention of outside media, and therefore potentially affect the public conversation around the company. That is the nature of our online media at the moment.

In those situations, what kind of person do you want around speaking for your team?

In September 2013, there was a controversy because JH Williams and W. Haden Blackman left the Batwoman comic due to the kinds of editorial interference that we've heard about so much during Mr. DiDio's time at DC:

"DC has asked us to alter or completely discard many long-standing storylines in ways that we feel compromise the character and the series; [...], most crushingly, [we were] prohibited from ever showing Kate and Maggie actually getting married. All of these editorial decisions came at the last minute, and always after a year or more of planning and plotting on our end."

This lead to coverage in the media-- the Huffington Post's headline was "Batwoman Authors Exit, Claim DC Comics Banned Gay Marriage Storyline" while Gizmodo's headline was "DC forbids Batwoman's Gay Marriage, Creative Team Leaves."

This was a time where great communication was called for.

Enter instead: Dan DiDio.

After one retailer noted "It's just another high profile walk off, causing frustration with customers. Was getting texts... within minutes from customers. Added to the 3d cover allocation being way worse than we were told. Rough month," Mr. DiDio's response was "let your sales rep know. They are working to help with allocation problems."

When the same retailer noted that "this is the 5th creative team off a book since you told me they were all stable through the end of the year at the retailer meeting in LA", Mr. DiDio responded "so you're saying we are never allowed to change another team again? Really?"

Mr. DiDio simply sounded and sounds unequipped to address people's concerns.

Even if you think people have illegitimate concerns, is the proper way to respond to be combative or communicative? Once again, consistent with his history, Mr. DiDio chose to be combative.

Or consider Mr. DiDio's most recent public statement-- a eulogy for a DC artist where he stated the following:

"He was both compassionate and combative, approaching everything he did with a tenaciousness and temerity that is now unheard of in a world afraid to offend."

Question: is it really a good idea to talk about how people are "afraid to offend" when you're mired in a sex harassment controversy? When did comics people get "afraid to offend" people -- after Eddie Berganza "allegedly" sexually harassed women culminating in 2010 complaints, or after he "allegedly" "harassed" a woman in front of her boyfriend in 2012? Did DC editors get afraid to offend before or after they "allegedly" tried to date-rape a girl in a hotel room in 2015?

And what in the pluperfect hell would DC look like if they weren't so gosh-darned afraid to offend us-- Sodom or Gomorrah???

I would fail at a job which required people skills-- I obviously have none. And for that reason, I selected a job which keeps me in an office, behind a desk. And except for the part where my soul is a little more dead every day, that's working out so far-- business is booming. But co-publisher of the company that publishes Superman? I could not do that job. That is a job that very obviously and on the brochure requires people skills. A lot of people skills.

That's bad math for Mr. DiDio and it's bad math for anyone advocating on his behalf.

FACTOR 4 -- Put Employee Needs First

The mainstream comics industry relies on its freelancers. It relies on people who like comics so much that they work themselves raw for very little reward. The editors select from those people, the audience reacts to what the talent bring to beloved characters, and adjustments are then made-- if the audience is happy, and the talent is engaged, a book continues; if not, the editor can choose a different creative team.

But there is one thing that I think has long been understood to disrupt this process: when editors gave themselves jobs as writers.

Indeed, my own recollection is that other publishers maybe have even had long-standing rules in place to prevent that from taking place. (Doesn't Marvel have a policy like that?)

Why? Why is it so bad?

Because comics' freelance talent shouldn't be competing with the editorial talent for work!

Imagine just the effect on morale, alone. There are only so many slots open in comics-- so many comics published, so much promotion going around, so many names an audience can remember. When editors seize that limited space, limited attention, limited promotion for themselves, what freelancer could be happy?

Plus, common sense alone just tells you that involving editorial staff in creative work will disrupt the key function of that staff: making adjustments to respond to audience demand. Who does that when the writer is a high-level editor? Who risks their career on behalf of little things like the audience? This too seems like a sound reason to have a policy insuring a wall between editorial and creative.

Has Mr. DiDio respected this common sense "separation of church and state" while working at DC?

Emphatically no! Mr. DiDio has styled himself a writer countless times over, effectively being hired by the company he has run -- seemingly thinking he can do a better job than the talented writers who are being scooped up by his competitors, while he dazzles himself with his meager talents.

Is Mr. DiDio some kind of greater writer? Will the world be deprived if he is kept from writing?

Here is a review from 2010 of one of his comics from fan-site Scans-Daily entitled "DiDio sinks to a New Low???":

"When an internet message board troll who has practically made DiDio-bashing a profession gets written into a DC Comics issue to be beaten and embarrassed, I think the people who published that product should be more ashamed than the target. [...] A shot at a message board poster who obsesses over D-level and lesser characters on the 'net, with the user name of Herald. Who happens to be black just like the character in the book. [...]Sadly, if you remove this thinly veiled shot at a reader from the equation, the writing involved in making this "Harold Winer" character is even worse. But the thought process behind actually using 5 pages (and possibly more to come) to take a shot at a hater is just impossible for me to come to grips with."

Consider Wednesday Comics. A notable artistic effort by DC, utilizing its most prominent talent (some of the most famous creators it has ever worked with) on a special format project that could promote DC characters to comics audiences. What a line-up of talent! Neil Gaiman! Walt Simonson! Dave Gibbons! Paul Pope! Kyle Baker!

And Dan DiDio!  

A slot in a valuable real estate that could have broken new writers, or focused attention on deserving but less prominent DC writers-- that slot was surrendered instead to Mr. DiDio. It's not enough to write comics picking fights with internet trolls.  Mr. Didio needed to equate himself with a lineup of comic all-stars--  he needed to have equal billing on a comic as Neil Gaiman!-- a position he had never earned for himself through his creative work as they had.

How can it be surprising to anyone when the announcement of DC Rebirth's creative teams is described as underwhelming? How can it be surprising to anyone to learn that exciting new talent are consistently more eager to work with DC's competitors? What creative person wants a boss who is a suit that thinks they know how to do their job better than them?  

Editors are extraordinarily valuable members of a comic's creative team. But no one has ever bought a comic because of who the editor is. Mr. DiDio has delusions of grandeur, and this speaks ill of any argument that he has placed the needs of creators before his own.

FACTOR 5 -- Do Something Special

First Point:

It would be a mistake not to acknowledge that there have been commercial successes at DC during Mr. DiDio's tenure there: Geoff Johns's Green Lantern run (and it's various crossovers, e.g. Blackest Night), the hoopla surrounding the Infinite Crisis crossover, that Identity Crisis superhero rape comic moved some copies, New Frontier, All Star Superman (and perhaps Morrison's other projects like 7 Soldiers), Scott Snyder's well-received Batman run, Sandman Overture, or those initial sales numbers on the New 52 books.

(Bizarrely, in 2012, Mr. DiDio ran a list of the top ten highlights of his years at DC on Facebook-- the item he listed first was BATMAN: HUSH-- a comic he acknowledged he didn't initiate: "Work on this incredible run by Jim Lee and Jeph Loeb was started before I joined DC Comics but came out my first year there." His #1 highlight was someone else's project...? Uhhh, but okay, and I guess let's acknowledge Hush).

Even if DC is a broken machine, it is still DC-- the characters are strong.

(Sure: DC's hits can be tracked to a frighteningly small number of people-- i.e., take out Geoff Johns, and that list shrinks considerably, a problem DC will likely soon face going forward given his recent promotion-- but hits are hits.  And: It's hard to say how much of DC's successes can be attributed to Mr. DiDio -- Jim Lee is riding shotgun, and people generally seem to like that guy quite a bit..)

But let's just give some credit to Mr. DiDio so this isn't completely one-sided.  

Second Point:

But. 

First, in obtaining his successes in various crossovers (Blackest Night, Infinite Crisis, etc.), Dan DiDio reoriented DC (and arguably mainstream comics) and its fans to an event-based model, rather than the story-based model where Marvel was seeing its big successes in the early 00's (i.e. the years that saw Millar, Brubaker and Bendis's contributions that have proven so valuable to the movie folks).

The problem with an event-based model in comics is it tells fans that certain books "matter", and the rest don't.

Comic fans shop accordingly.

I would further argue this has been exacerbated by how DC has handled its events. Whereas at least prior to its most recent Secret Wars crossover, Marvel engaged in a strategy of reassuring fans that the books they read "mattered", and contributed to a coherent line-wide continuity, DC has confusingly engaged in multiple crossovers with the opposite message: After Infinite Crisis, there would be confusing changes to continuity because Superboy punched some sort of time wall. After Flashpoint, every single comic that fans had ever read before was gone from continuity-- except ones that kind of weren't because they were popular.  Good luck figuring out which those were, or how that worked. Indeed, when DC Rebirth was first rumored to exist, fans could be seen online assuming "here we go again, another reboot."

The Wednesday fans that Mr. DiDio has identified as being so critical to DC's future have been told not just that some of the comics they read don't matter (which sounds like a bad idea), but that ALL of the comics they read potentially don't "matter" (which sounds like a fucking disaster).

Here's a chart from Todd Allen writing for the Comics Beat in 2012-- a year after the new 52 launched-- the chart is a "Sales band":

100K+: 2 80-89K: 2 70-79K: 2 60-69K: 5 50-59K: 8 40-49K: 8 30-39K: 11 20-29K: 12 10-19K: 22

We see a small handful of "important" titles, and then the rest of the line is clustered at the bottom of the chart, with nearly half the comics DC published having little reason to exist.

Retailer Brian Hibbs reacting to that chart in 2012:

"What's needed now are firm hands on the rudder of the "big two" designed to steer their courses away from the shoals of irrelevancy that they are current steaming the truest value of their universes towards." (I like "shoals of irrelevancy").

Here's is Brian in 2014, maybe taken a little out of context:

"I'm genuinely starting to get worried about the extent of how our largest partners are manipulating the solicitation process, and what the ramifications are -- every month I get a little more concerned that we're edging toward another crash of the market."

Here's Brian in March 2015 talking about DC's Convergence event:

"Two months worth of comics, 11 books a week, absolutely zero valid and contemporary sales data on most of it, and the entire thing has to be ordered before we have any idea of how much it could sell. And we don't have any of our normal dependable revenue. [...] Our initial preorders were horrible -- with most of the minis only getting a single- or two-copy commitment from the body of subs, which is just terrible. I ordered most of the first issues at just five copies each as a result of that anemic response, and, since I don't think that I want to have any copies of these in my stores starting on 5/31, as the June solicits don't sound like any of them have any follow-up of any kind."

And here's Brian in December 2015, four years after the launch of the New 52 line that was supposed to re-attract lapsed Wednesday readers back into the DC fold:

[I]t was clear that many customers were getting tired of the "New 52" (DC's line-wide reboot from 2011) -- despite massive initial success with the New 52, large swathes of the audience were already starting to walk away, and "Convergence," the publishing stunt designed to fill that two-month hole, proved to be a great "jumping off" point. DC came back in June with "DC You," an initiative that launched 21 new series, meant to spotlight character and creator diversity and refresh the line, and to embrace a new, younger audience that many retailers can tell you is actually out there. But "DC You" isn't connecting with this new readership. Kind of at all: On the October sales charts, which represents the fifth issues of the initiative, only two of the 21 titles have sales over 30,000 copies (very roughly the sales level where companies with big overhead start cancelling books for lack of sales), and a staggering ten titles are selling under twenty thousand copies, which marks nearly half the initiative as an abject failure. At the same time, the changes to the core titles ("Batman," "Superman," etc.) appear to show the stalwart characters bleeding readers, and even the hail-mary for DC periodicals, the weekly series "Batman and Robin Eternal," is only selling at the end of its first month about where the previous series ended up. DC might be able to steal a bunch of marketshare with "Dark Knight III," but their core product and core market is clearly in big trouble right now.

And here's Brian in March 2016:

"I have to give DC a lot of props for standing up and taking a pretty serious grilling from the ComicsPRO retailers -- Dan DiDio and Jim Lee were as candid as a publisher ever can be to what I would characterize as a mildly unfriendly audience, in the face of the post-"Convergence" crash of DC. [...] [DC's current plans have] mechanical flaws.[...] In 2016, publishers have deeply alienated most of the core collector's market that used to be depended on buying most if not all of their output, while the "new" audience isn't looking to buy a universe of comics. [..] It isn't clear to me that DC has editors any longer who truly "get" the core of the characters, or, for that matter, what it is that the reading public actually wants".

Things never go wrong right away.  Bad decisions take a while to sink in.  When will it sink in with DC Entertainment that it does not have the "firm hand on the rudder" in its comics department that it needed in 2012, and that it continues to desperately, desperately need?   

Third point:

Some things like the New 52 are once in a generation type moves. Moves you can't pull every month because the point of the move is the promotional value, the novelty, how you can sell them. You can't sell "we're blowing up our universe" every year because then you don't have a superhero universe anymore-- you just have a mine shaft.

I would argue that a classic and archetypal example of how Mr. DiDio is not suited for these kinds of events is the Death of Batman.

The Batman's been "killed" before, in numerous old comics. But if your event is killing Batman, you have to do it right. It has to be well-handled. The media attention will be significant. Outside audiences will become curious. The story will create possibilities for other characters to generate buzz around themselves that can be ridden out for years.

Consider the Death of Superman -- massive sales, plus DC managed to launch at least two spin-offs from that event, in Superboy and Steel, both of which lasted a significant time, with Steel leading to a movie.  (I don't remember why they didn't make an Eradicator series-- missed opportunity).

Consider the Death of Captain America-- significant attention; significant sales; a post-death run by Ed Brubaker that I remember being warmly received by fans; further hype around the Winter Soldier character who later had his own spin-off title at various points in time since then; plus, they could then sell the "Return of Captain America" as a separate miniseries.

Then, consider the Death of Batman, under Mr. DiDio.

First of all, how was Batman killed? Superman was killed by Doomsday. Captain America was shot by Sharon Carter. Simple. Clean.  Easy to explain to the potential audience.  But Batman?  Batman was killed after he crashed in a helicopter, survived the crash, swam to shore, went to fight Darkseid, and then got hit by an Omega Beam that sent him back in time, never actually dying.  

What?

Second, consider what we know about sales. Batman #681-- the death of Batman-- had initial orders of 103,151 copies. That same month, it was out-sold (at least in initial orders)  by Ultimatum #1, a comic about a heavy rainstorm in the Ultimate Universe, a spin-off continuity that was later cancelled due to lack of reader interest. The Death of Batman may have gotten outsold by a comic apparently where "the Thing attempts to hold off a blue whale that crashes into [a] building."

Wouldn't that seem to suggest something went sideways?!

Third, what characters came out bolstered by the event? What side benefits were had, ala Steel, ala Winter Soldier, etc.?

Besides the fact it sold at all, generated media interest at all, merely exists at all, how can we call that event a success for Mr. DiDio? Aren't there facts that suggest that money was left on the table?  And if that's true for something as important as the Death of Batman, what else is true for Mr. DiDio's other successes?

Fifth point:

A conversation around Mr. DiDio tends to focus on his hits, but comics aren't just about the hits. At least if your target audience is the Wednesday audience, then what is also also arguably important is the average unit experience. In other words: what's it like on the average Wednesday when fans are just buying whatever?

If we remove the outlier lowpoints (the DC comics where someone's drawn a map of Africa up with "ape controlled" written on it, or whatever), and the outlier highpoints (where giving DC undue credit might ignore luck or an artist happening to have a breakthrough of some kind while Mr. DiDio was merely adjacent thereto), what is the average unit experience of a DC comic while Mr. DiDio has been in charge?

I have my own feelings.  Others may disagree.  But if we're reading that large swathes of the audience are walking away?  If we're seeing DC's market share go down, and its competitors' market share go up?  

That would all seem to suggest that DC's average unit experience has been substandard.

(Footnote: I also ran some numbers based on Comicbookroundup's review aggregation scores (removing a couple outlier numbers) -- keep in mind that comic reviewers give good reviews to everything being simpleminded cretins. Still: DC's median review score was 7.4, Marvel's was 7.8 and Image was 8.15. But again, comic reviewers give good reviews to everything, so none of these numbers seem very trustworthy).

CONCLUSION

Michael Davis's Conclusion

Based upon the foregoing, however, apparently reasonable minds can differ -- according to "mentor" Michael Davis, perhaps we should disregard all of the foregoing.

Why?

Mr. Davis starts by saying "I once loved the comic industry with a passion almost incomprehensible even to myself but the industry I loved so is gone. What remains is a fat out of shape ghost of its former self. A snake oil salesman selling a yearly new everything hoping fans will consider it a glorious new tune."

This is how we're starting a defense of Dan DiDio-- by having to acknowledge that comic industry under his supervision has become a "out of shape ghost of its former self."

Uhm. Okay.  Great argument.

Mr. Davis continues by trying to identify the culprit-- not Mr. DiDio, but of course, comic fans:

What slays me and I fear will destroy us all is how we see, speak and represent ourselves. Character assassination over a creative decision. Damning a company, creator or content because someone wrote or drew something someone took issue with, rumors perceived as news, news handled like press releases were all once virtually repudiated as just being silly."

The problem with comics is the fans are not nice enough to the people who make them.

And the victim of comic fans, according to Mr. Davis?

"Dan DiDio may be the most hated man in comics and for what? Doing his job? [...] Be you a new fan who brought your first comic today or a superstar creator in the industry for 40 years jumping on a bandwagon of hate, bitching about something other than story or art adds nothing and takes away much from an industry already thought of as childish and immature. [...] We’d rather bitch about Dan DiDio still running DC than applaud Eric Stephenson, Publisher at Image Comics."

As set forth above, however, I believe if fans have grievances with Mr. DiDio it is because he has not done his job -- because they have born the brunt of editorial chaos, confusing events, the shredding of the DC continuity, and the failure to replace that continuity with a vision that leads them somewhere new or better. Mr. Davis suggests that fans shouldn't complain about anything but story and art, but this presumes that the disruptions in creative staff, the editorial chaos, and the failure of Dan DiDio to attract top talent to DC hasn't had an effect on story or art. Indeed, the back-story of DC's crossovers have become for fans the story of Dan DiDio's attempts to fix the continuity he has mangled-- how are these things separable?

And then there is the crux of Mr. Davis's argument: that Dan DiDio loves comics.

"Dan, Paul and Bob all love comics, in fact, I know not one single person who got into comics just as a job. Everyone I know who writes and draws comics got into it because they loved comics. [...] I believe, and I could be wrong its love that motivated the modern comic book industry. We live in an age where artists and writers have become publishers and owners; love guided them in, and it’s that love that’s been forgotten."

Loving comics is swell but it doesn't make you or me or Dan DiDio suited to work in them.

I think comics are dandy-- I shouldn't be running one of the biggest publishers in comics. I wouldn't have the vision; I wouldn't have the patience for the artists or the tolerance for the writers to handle the editorial responsibilities; I would know that it's gauche to put my own creative work next to a Neal Gaiman comic in a heavily promoted work, so I would have one on Mr. DiDio in that respect; but I would never take the job because I understand my affection doesn't overcome my limitations.

I love ice cream -- I don't work for Ben & Jerry's. I can't come up with fancy names for Ice Cream, and those guys sound like real hippies-- no thanks. I love having sexual intercourse with your mom, but your mom is still like "can you bring five of your friends?"  I'm bad at lovemaking! Love is nice, but it's not something you put on a resume for most jobs.

Comics treats "loving comics" as the ultimate badge, the only ticket that matters. And it's not. The fundamentals are the fundamentals: strong relationships with creators, projects that energize fans instead of projects that persuade them that their enthusiasm is being wasted, and providing a safe environment for your team members-- preferably, providing a safe environment by doing something smarter than just destroying the careers of the women you work with.

I'd prefer someone who hated comics if they could do those things-- if they understood that this is a business and that business needs strong managers who will satisfy the criteria we have set forth above. The writers have to love comics to write them well; but the editors just need to get them out the door without making themselves the story. Dan DiDio has made himself the story, over and over and over and over again. Why is this still being tolerated?

And again, there are places Mr. DiDio can work for DC that are other than his current position.  If he has valuable skills, let him use those skills in the television department, in the animation department, in merchandise.  Let his career flourish where he's actually suited-- rather than keep him somewhere he does not seem to be effective.  If he runs fast but throws like shit, make him the running back instead of the pitcher!  Sports metaphors!

My Own Conclusion

Some things are just objectively stupid ideas. DC's big idea for DC Rebirth is objectively fucking stupid.

But: people will talk about it and buzz about it; copies will be sold to looky-loos; Mr. DiDio can claim this buzz as further "Successes" because he got people talking. And sure, that's part of the job. It's a circus-- part of the job is trotting out a clown show. They've trotted out a circus there.

But my fear, and one of the reasons I'm writing this, is that people above Mr. DiDio will confuse that buzz (and fan upset) with him doing his job properly. "The fans are upset-- but they're talking. Fans don't like him but that's because fans don't like anything-- they just like to complain. They complained when Michael Keaton was cast as Batman, and they complain about Dan DiDio."

But these things are not all equal.

Not all fan complaints are wrong. And not all of them are based on hair-trigger "how dare he go there" fan reactions.

And I think an argument that Dan DiDio is disliked-- strongly disliked-- by comic fans merely because he "upsets the fans, but in a good way that creates buzz" would paper over the serious defects Mr. DiDio has consistently presented as a figurehead for DC. Because fans don't stop to articulate out a list of reasons like this! I'm obviously the person least suited to be writing this-- I run a clown show, and I like to run a clown show, that's how I like to operate; if there aren't little jokes in there when I write, it feels... it feels suffocating to me; I have poor impulse control; and apparently, I'm a little more upset that DC "might" "allegedly" be maintaining a sexually hostile work environment for female employees than other people are.  

But no one else is taking the time to articulate things properly.

And things keeps getting worse.

I could have written this before, but I just settled for making little funny ha-ha's over the years.

And the result was women running from hotel rooms crying because of their interactions with DC editors. 

And so some of that's on me, for not having done this sooner, and ... for purposely not having been the kind of person anyone reasonable would ever listen to, having no interest in being that kind of person.  How much is tolerating this guy making us complicit in nightmares?

Yes, Mr. DiDio has created a new round of buzz. Is there a limit to how far you can push empty, meaningless shocks as a publishing strategy? Maybe; probably not; it's just comic books. Yay, more empty books-- yay more buzz, instead of stories that can excite fans, inspire future movies, connect with audiences, energize the talent -- yay,  more constantly looking backwards rather than building forwards.  

But does that buzz make up for the deficiencies we have discussed concerning Mr. DiDio?

  • The bleeding of editorial talent.
  • The rise of DC's competitors exploiting its weaknesses.
  • Creator after creator openly deriding DC's practices-- comic creators who gain nothing from doing so, who want to operate in silence because they are afraid of losing the precarious livelihoods but who still describe modern DC as essentially a tire fire.
  • The lack of a forward-looking vision.
  • The failure to attract top talent.
  • The alienation of legendary or veteran talent.
  • The failure to capitalize on new rising talent.
  • The open derision of potential growth areas for comics, whether it's children, women, etc.
  • The lack of self-restraint-- attacking fans from a podium at comic conventions??
  • The conflict of interests in him pursuing a "writing career", rather than advancing the careers of the talent he should be scouting for and cultivating.
  • The line-wide confusion of what a DC comic even means and why anyone should buy one that has lost "large swathes of readers", in a marketplace that should not have to sustain the loss of sizable numbers of dedicated fans.
  • And "allegedly" this or that.

Do they make up for any of those??

Perhaps there is a case for Dan DiDio. "Blackest Night sold a bunch." Great.

But there is also a case against Dan DiDio, and who is making that case? Where are those people? And is Diane Nelson talking to them and understanding that they are not just "angry internet nerd people" upset by the frivolities of the day, but people who see a deeper dysfunction at DC Comics, a dysfunction that must be laid at Dan DiDio's door?

I worry that has not been done. I worry not for myself-- given my age and being a remarkably successful person, I'm half out the door with comics; I have investments to manage now-- stocks, bonds, it's all very grown-up, you couldn't possibly understand; I have a closet full of ties.

I worry because there are comic creators who may want to make a case but can't make this case because they want to keep working. I worry because there are comic editors who may want to make a case but can't make this case because they want to keep working. I worry because there are retailers who just want to sell comics because they love them and don't have the time to make this case, or don't want to upset their business partners.

And I worry because there are young people who deserve to have a DC Comics that is providing them with entertainment-- real entertainment, even if they're not 45 years old-- so that they too can someday in the future go up to a DC comic creator at a convention, and tell them, from the heart:  "Sir, your earlier work meant so much to me. But now your work stinks. I like your earlier work more. P.S. fuck your feelings". But, like, without having to worry that one of Mr. DiDio's editors will sexually assault them.

This is not the only case against Mr. DiDio. This isn't probably the best case that can be made against Mr. DiDio. But this is a case against Mr. DiDio that I wouldn't feel right with myself if I didn't take the time to type out.

And I hope it answers in some small way the question that was posed as to why we're still complaining about Dan DiDio.  

Arriving 5/18/16

This week marks the begining of Marvel's CIVIL WAR II, with the release of issue #0! But there are lots of other non-world changing comics under the cut for you to look at.

ADVENTURE TIME ICE KING #5 AETHER AND EMPIRE #2 ALL NEW WOLVERINE #8 RCW2 AQUAMAN #52 ARCHANGEL #1 ASTONISHING ANT-MAN #8 ASTRO CITY #35 BEAUTY #7 BLACK ROAD #2 BLACKLIST #9 BPRD HELL ON EARTH #141 BRUTAL NATURE #1 (OF 4) BTVS SEASON 10 #27 CHUM #1 (OF 3) CITIZEN JACK #6 CIVIL WAR II #0 (OF 7) RCW2 CLEAN ROOM #8 CROSSED PLUS 100 #16 (MR) DARK HORSE PRESENTS 2014 #22 DARK KNIGHT III MASTER RACE #4 (OF 8) COLLECTORS ED DEADPOOL LAST DAYS OF MAGIC #1 DEADPOOL MERCS FOR MONEY #4 (OF 5) DEPT H #2 DISNEY PRINCESS #3 DOCTOR FATE #12 DOCTOR WHO 11TH YEAR TWO #9 DRIFTER #11 FUTURAMA COMICS #79 FUTURE QUEST #1 GOLDIE VANCE #2 (OF 4) HARLEY QUINN #28 HENCHGIRL 1 & 2 BUMPER ED INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE #10 INK BRICK #2 INTERNATIONAL IRON MAN #3 INVINCIBLE #128 JUDGE DREDD (ONGOING) #5 JUGHEAD #6 KARNAK #4 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #231 LEGEND OF WONDER WOMAN #6 (OF 9) LORDS OF THE JUNGLE #3 (OF 6) LUCIFER #6 LUMBERJANES #26 LUMBERJANES SPECIAL MAKIN GHOST 2016 #1 MAE #1 MANIFEST DESTINY #19 MARS ATTACKS OCCUPATION #3 (OF 5) MARTIAN MANHUNTER #12 MICRONAUTS #2 MIRROR #4 OLD MAN LOGAN #6 PAKNADEL & TRAKHANOV TURNCOAT #3 PLANTS VS ZOMBIES ONGOING #11 BOOM BOOM MUSHROOM PT 2 OF 3 POISON IVY CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH #5 (OF 6) POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #4 PRINCELESS MAKE YOURSELF #2 (OF 5) RAI #13 CVR A MACK (4001 A.D.) (NEW ARC) RED SONJA VOL 3 #5 RED THORN #7 ROBIN SON OF BATMAN #12 SABRINA #5 SCARLET #9 SECOND SIGHT #4 SHADOW GLASS #3 (OF 6) SILVER SURFER #4 SIMPSONS COMICS #229 SINESTRO #23 SIXTH GUN #49 SNOWFALL #4 SPAWN #263 SPIDER-MAN #4 SPIDER-WOMAN #7 SWO SPIDEY #6 SQUADRON SUPREME #7 STAR TREK MANIFEST DESTINY #3 (OF 4) STAR-LORD #7 STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE #2 STREET FIGHTER UNLIMITED #6 SUPERMAN AMERICAN ALIEN #7 (OF 7) SUPERMAN WONDER WOMAN #29 (FINAL DAYS) TANK GIRL 2 GIRLS 1 TANK #1 (OF 4) TITANS HUNT #8 (OF 8) TOMB RAIDER 2016 #4 TWILIGHT ZONE SHADOW #2 (OF 4) UNCANNY AVENGERS #9 USAGI YOJIMBO #154 WONDER WOMAN #52 WYNONNA EARP #4 (OF 6) XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS #2 X-O MANOWAR ANNUAL 2016 #1

Books/Mags/Things ALL NEW INHUMANS TP VOL 01 GLOBAL OUTREACH ALTER EGO #140 APOCRYPHA NOW HC AVENGERS K TP BOOK 01 AVENGERS VS ULTRON BATMAN WAR GAMES TP VOL 02 BIRD BOY TP VOL 01 SWORD OF MALI MANI BOYS CLUB GN BPRD HELL ON EARTH TP VOL 13 END OF DAYS FLASH BY GEOFF JOHNS TP BOOK 02 HIGHBONE THEATER HC HOWARD THE DUCK TP VOL 01 DUCK HUNT ITTY BITTY HELLBOY SEARCH FOR THE WERE JAGUAR TP JEKYLL ISLAND CHRONICLES GN BOOK 01 JOKER ENDGAME TP LAZARUS HC VOL 02 MICHAEL WM KALUTA COMP SKETCHBOOKS HC MIGHTY THOR PREM HC THUNDER IN HER VEINS VOL 01 MY LITTLE PONY ADVENTURES IN FRIENDSHIP HC VOL 05 ODYC TP VOL 02 SONS OF THE WOLF PEPLUM GN SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN TP VOL 22 SILK TP VOL 01 SINISTER STAR WARS KANAN TP VOL 02 FIRST BLOOD STRAY BULLETS TP VOL 05 HI-JINKS & DERRING-DO UNFOLLOW TP VOL 01 WALLACE WOOD PRESENTS SHATTUCK HC WONDER WOMAN TP VOL 07 WAR TORN X-MEN TP RISE OF APOCALYPSE ZODIAC STARFORCE TP

As always, what do YOU think?

“And I Did What I Do.” COMICS! Sometimes Petey's Right Off His Wheaties! 

So, Marvel Universe Versus The Punisher? Pretty self-explanatory I'd have thought. (Abhay's below this one. Go read that!)  photo MUVP06B_zpsbksgvzdp.png MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER by Parlov, Maberry, Loughridge & Petit

Anway, this...

MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER Art by Goran Parlov Written by Jonathan Maberry Coloured by Lee Loughridge Lettered by VC's Cory Petit Originally published as MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER #1-4 Marvel, (£4.99, Digital), (2010) The Punisher created by John Romita Snr, Ross Andru & Gerry Conway

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“The Last Man Alive Is Not Alone!” hooted the tagline for The Omega Man (1971) and such remains the case in Parlov & Maberry’s spiritual cousin set in the Marvel U. This time out the last man alive isn’t the brawny melancholic Charlton Heston but comics’ favourite armed meltdown Frank Castle, and he has all the ordnance in the world. This is good for Frank because his opponents aren’t a bunch of disgruntled anaemics with flaky faces and frightwigs but your very own childhood favourite superheroes gone cannibal and crazy. The appetites of these long pig crazy super mentals are vast but probably not as vast as the modern appetite for seeing our four colour chums degraded and subjected to the basest of instincts. Which is fine, as long as it’s done well.  Mostly it isn’t, that’s my beef. This stuff appeals to the misanthropic adolescent within us all, and there’s nothing wrong with that. There’s little point railing against the inevitable and inarguable components of human nature. Particularly the shitty bits. After all, if I may mangle Voltaire for a moment, if the misanthropic adolescent within us all didn’t exist then Mark Millar would have had to invent it. We all like to get a little nasty is what I’m getting at. But you’ve got have standards. Because, well, if we don’t have standards, then where are we? Hmm? Hmm? At this point having begun sounding like Richard Liberty losing his mind in Day of The Dead (1985) it can only mean it’s time to segue silkily into the next paragraph.  photo MUVP08B_zpsyxdgv2ol.png MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER by Parlov, Maberry, Loughridge & Petit

The crux then, as ever, is whatever the comic is, is it done well? Oh, I’m supposed to tell you? Well, okay then, if I must. We all know The Punisher (the man who is to picnics as Thomas Wayne is to shortcuts; comic book dads are a feckless bunch are they not?) and I know I’m familiar enough with the work of Goran Parlov (the master of the Alex Toth and landscape panel one-two punch) for his work to be the reason I bought this book, but I know not of this Jonathan Maberry. So I had a look, and it turns out Jonathan Maberry writes books I don’t read. In a somewhat grudging and definitely perfunctory spirit of fairness I looked at some of the covers. These prominently featured sweaty men with shaved heads and muscles like subcutaneous melons grimacing as they clutched big guns like someone was going to snatch them away and also, zombies. Lots of zombies. The titles were peppered with words such as ghost, blues, dead, moon, bad, kittens, plague, patient, zero etc. like so much butch literary buckshot. It’s a genre unto itself it seems and it’s called Military Horror apparently, and its heavy balls swing deep and low. Or so I’d guess having not read any of it. It’s probably pretty fun stuff; everyone likes reading about ball swingers killing the shit out of shit as the clock ticks down. Even effete old berks like me. And he’s won a few Bram Stoker Awards this Maberry fellow, so, you know, we probably aren’t talking about some ungodly toxic male trash the rapists keep stealing from the prison library. No, that’s the Hugo Awards.

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What I’m getting at is I wasn’t expecting much, something for my eyes at least; I can always depend on the pared down but still beefy stylings of Goran Parlov to give me my money’s worth. But as you’ve probably guessed by now, turns out this book’s premise is well within the quarantine area of Jonathan Maberry’s sweet spot of Sweaty Cock Gun Horror. The end result being that not only were my eyes entertained by Parlov’s thrillingly sparse art but Maberry’s darkly fun mangasm of violence engaged my adrenal glands throughout. Which is obvious in retrospect, given his literary oeuvre and the fact that this comic is about comics’ foremost swinger of balls killing the shit out of shit while the clock ticks. And there’s a lot of shit to kill the shit out of this time out. Someone, probably not Voltaire, once said that when seeking revenge one should first dig two graves; in MARVEL UNIVERSE VS PUNISHER they may have underestimated that by about six billion.

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Because, right, because thanks to some dude exercising his right to bear arms a little too enthusiastically (Guess who. Go on.) in close proximity to some chemical weapon smugglers the world is now populated for the most part by deranged cannibals, and that includes the super folk. Faced with a world gone wrong Frank decides to kill it. He’s a simple man. Cue up scenes of Frank murderalising all the old favourites, who are now hunched over and drooling with a malignant savagery that seemingly seeks to pander to the worst conceptions of mature super-hero storytelling, but due to an undercurrent of intelligence actually serves to poke deadpan fun at such edgey larks. The danger with such edgey stuff is that it may swiftly misstep into mean-spirited sadism, and the book fails to dodge this danger on a couple of occasions. The worst is when The Invisible Woman suffocates her kids with her force field. Personally (call me old fashioned) but I’m not super into seeing kids killed (that bit took me right out of the trash classic Planet Terror (2007)). I think your work needs to be pretty weighty to pull that stuff off, and I’m pretty certain MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER isn’t in that weight class. Sure, it’s about stuff like redemption, and the price of peace in such a wronged-up world, and contains Frank’s final frank acceptance of his own bleak nature, but that’s genre stuff; the book’s not about enough real stuff or even about genre stuff robust enough to carry a double infanticide.

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It’s just a slip though, and all of one panel of a slip at that. But, you know, it really put me off my stroke. In most other places the older-sibling-breaking-all-the-toys vibe works fine, as when The Thing sits on a pile of skulls while super-ladies caress his shingly thighs. That avoids being crass or misogynistic in and of itself because it’s riffing on an image central to a predominantly crass and misogynistic genre. The visual call-back to crass misogyny applied to a big orange lug in the 21st Century is funny, and that humour carries you past the bad taste. I’m not sure who could get real humour out of a woman suffocating her two kids, Todd Solondz maybe, but it isn’t Jonathan Maberry (and it’s a comics challenge I’m content to leave hanging, thanks). In fairness though, Mayberry’s dealing here with tonally tricky stuff; it has to be horrific but humorous, yet one can’t swamp the other. So, I guess the odd slip’s okay. He sure gets Iron Man’s demise just right though. It’s truly horrible and also sickly amusing. A fate worse than death indeed, but probably not a fate worse than having to appear in two books a month written by Brian Bendis. Death would be a kindness. A few stumbles then, but Maberry manages to avoid Millar Syndrome for the most part to provide a playfully appalling take on the Marvel Universe.

 photo MUVP03B_zps1kpkqybm.png MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER by Parlov, Maberry, Loughridge & Petit

It might be catty but I can’t help but suggest it could have done with a tighter editorial rein though, as some of the book seems oddly contradictory. The identity of Patient Zero is played out over more than one issue as being some kind of big deal Mystery Reveal, while in fact the comic has already clearly shown Patient Zero in the first issue. So that’s a bit odd. And I’m pretty sure I’d already seen the head of the actual Real Mystery Reveal sat atop a stake in Frank’s garden. It could have been someone else, I guess, what with the uniqueness of that character kicking in below the neck, so that might be me getting confused. Last week I almost poured milk into the kettle, so anything goes! Just little niggles; on the whole the terse and gruffly streamlined approach works a treat. The spread of the contagion is portrayed in a dismayingly convincing manner and the smackdowns are brutal and inventive. Even Deadpool, who capers about on many of these pages, failed to make me wretch. But it wouldn’t be such a treat without Parlov’s art; his storytelling remains a thrilling enough reason for purchase in and of itself. The staging of the Frank vs. The Hulk sequence is perfection, with the reveal of what Frank’s firing a perfect punchline to the preceding sequence of set-up. The basically ridiculous nonsense is all grounded in an overgrown and rubbly New York confidently evoked by Parlov’s use of familiar landmarks with his noteworthy ability to convey a sense of both space and scale. Although clearly doffing his cap to the disgruntled Master Alex Toth, Parlov seems to push past Toth in one respect at least; his daring quest to see how few lines he can put on the page without them buckling under the weight of the visual information they have to carry. However, as much as I fawn over his work, I do take issue with Parlov’s decision to give Frank a pony tail which undermines him a little, because as we all know under every pony tail is a horse’s ass. Just joking, it was getting a bit dry with all that art stuff. But if you are grown man with a pony tail do feel free to take that seriously. The ‘60s are gone and you blew it, Chester.

 photo MUVP01B_zpst4wj5sum.png MARVEL UNIVERSE VS THE PUNISHER by Parlov, Maberry, Loughridge & Petit

Christ, that’s far too many words for what is essentially THE PUNISHER SHOOTS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE IN THE FACE AND DOESN’T TAKE HIS FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL HE JUST HEARS DRY CLICKS. Jonathan Maberry does a good job and Goran Parlov does a better one, so if we add that up, turn around three times, and say the magic word “spangdangler!” we get VERY GOOD! (in terms of craft and entertainment, I stress).

NEXT TIME: Maybe I’ll turn my PENNANCE CRITICAL STARE on Ghost Rider! Maybe I won’t! It’s what’s called a cliff-hanger. They used to have ‘em in – COMICS!!!

The Title of This Blog Post is "Abhay Thinks He Can Write About COPRA Better Than You -- Nowhere to Hide - Nowhere to Cry - I Sunk Your Battleship Edition: 666"

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Chapter One: Stephen Probably Could

For the last few years, one of my favorite comics to read has been Michel Fiffe's COPRA.  It's a comic that I really pretty unabashadely love-- one of the few being put out right now where I would talk about it in those terms.

But for the last few years, one of my least favorite comics to read people talk about has been Michel Fiffe's COPRA.

Standard Disclaimer-- Low Self-Esteem: Oh, some people have managed to say decent things about it-- there's always some people.  And I probably won't do any better than anyone else in making a run at it because blah blah blah false humility-- because this is a comic I like more than is reasonable, and will probably just gush about, rather than look at with the critical eye you deserve blabbity bloo. This is going to be me writing about the why of that, which is going to be completely insufferable.

And, in fairness to other people who've written about it: it raises a very old challenge -- COPRA talks about superheros (which folks usually know how to write about), but it doesn't seem to "care about them," at least in the traditional way comics readers are used to (i.e., all the "let me explain at nauseating length why Superman doesn't kill" ways).  It's one of those comics that fall onto the "conversation" at a weird angle -- something always true anytime a comic asking its reader to be on its wavelength has been central to its appeal.

But no, no -- what bugs me is a very specific thing, an unavoidable thing that gets mentioned over and over:  what bugs me is how people talk about COPRA's relationship with its most obvious influence, the John Ostrander, Kim Yale and Luke McDonnell run of SUICIDE SQUAD from the late 1980's.

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People who bring up that run in connection with COPRA, they either (a) state the relationship in a very particular "tee-hee" way I find aggravating (discussed below), or (b) mention it in passing, then try to treat the book like John Q. Ordinary Superhero-Comic, no matter how obviously that's fitting a square peg into a round hole.  But in either case, they don't really think about how those two books really relate very intensely, despite COPRA inviting exactly that kind of thought.

The connection obviously can't be denied-- some (though not all) characters plainly rhyme; COPRA homages specific panel sequences, lifts structural ideas; etc.

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But as an example of the "(a) tee-hee" school, just picked at near-random, here is the first paragraph from the AV Club's review of COPRA: ROUND ONE:

"Michel Fiffe’s COPRA: Round One (Bergen Street Press) is an inspiring piece for anyone that has ever wanted to work on corporate-owned characters, showing that copyright shouldn’t stand in the way of an artist’s will to create. Fiffe’s love letter to John Ostrander’s SUICIDE SQUAD [...] changes character names and designs to step around legal conflicts, but underneath the superficial changes, this is a story about classic, pre-New 52 Amanda Waller and her team of former supervillains turned soldiers."

And this way of talking about COPRA is hardly limited to the AV Club-- it's the most common way of starting a review of this comic, with legal-buzzword pontificating, by reducing COPRA down to some kind of "legal stunt".  And I sort of hate it-- haaaaate it. I hate that nerd insistence on playing "I know what this is a reference to -- you're not fooling me" to win some argument no one's trying to make.  Categorize. Classify. Regiment.  Bag. Board. Bleh.

I hate how this obsession with phylogeny, this insistence that "ACTUALLY, SUCH AND SUCH IS JUST REHASHED SO-AND-SO TO DODGE LAWYERS" is an unhealthy constant that surrounds superhero comics -- an unhealthy constant that only renforces a crappy status quo.

There are the "true versions of superheros" (the ones owned by DC Comics, overseen DC Comics' crack team of date rapists) and then there are "well-meaning knock-offs", legal loopholes, phonies.   "Actually, COPRA is just the SUICIDE SQUAD.  Actually, THE AUTHORITY's Apollo & Midnighter- that's just a rehash of Batman and Superman. Actually, THE WATCHMEN characters are just the Charlton characters.  Good job dodging lawyers with your little tomfoolery, you fucking children."

I believe Jesus is a reheated Osiris knock-off as much as the next irritating atheist, but I mean geez: Is this healthy thinking?  Has this kind of thinking ever been good for comics?  I think we can all identify a number of occasions where it has been quite damaging:

  • Superman accused Captain Marvel of being a Superman knock-off in a 1941-1952 lawsuit. The result?  The premature death of one of comics' greatest runs of children superhero comics.
  • With the cancellation of the MIDNIGHTER series, it seems as obvious as ever how badly DC bungled THE AUTHORITY brand-- a brand that for at least a short moment in the early 00's had some cache, now all lost. DC couldn't muster any vision for the title-- oh, why should they if it was just knock-off Batman, Superman, etc., after all?
  • How much of the debate about BEFORE WATCHMEN was derailed by comics' D- internet "historians" (and/or craven "creators") insisting that Alan Moore was somehow less-than, somehow not deserving of any respect for his work on WATCHMEN -- just because early in his process of creating that comic, he'd taken some small inspiration from the Charlton characters? "The Comedian is really just an Exact Xerox of the Peacemaker, a character with a bucket on his head that no one sane has ever cared about from comics most of us have never read, which really means that Alan Moore is a hack and any old pimp could have crapped out a Watchmen."

Or consider the opposite: what kind of sorry shape would we all be in, if every time a Batman movie came out, the AV Club was quick to crow that it was just a rehash of The Shadow?  I saw the Shadow movie -- Alec Baldwin couldn't Batdance!  Baldwin no Batdance, sister!

But it's most irritating to me-- most irritating-- because it ignores what for me growing up, and what I know for so many other people my age growing up, was and continues to be a pretty big fucking deal, a touchstone, part of the glue of all things.

It ignores RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

Chapter Two: SPOILER WARNING -- The Dog's Name was Indiana

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Alan QuartermainDenis Nayland Smith. Commando CodyG-Man Rex Bennett.  1944's Perils of the Darkest JungleLucille Love, the Girl of MysteryProfessor ChallengerCaptain Blood.  Mark Brandon and Valley of the Kings. 

A proud tradition of serial adventurers who ran off into jungles, dangled from zeppelins, leaped from quicksand deathtraps onto moving trains, snatching diamonds from out of the mouths of tigers, stealing used women's underwear from convents, snorting rails of cocaine off erect horse genitalia, etc.

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When George Lucas, Stephen Spielberg and Lawrence Kasdan were creating Indiana Jones, all of these boyhood influences were hardly hidden away-- they were soaked into Indiana Jones from the start.  Listen to George Lucas, from PAGE ONE of the RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK STORY CONFERENCE TRANSCRIPT (an essential transcript of the January 23-27, 1978 conference between George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Lawrence Kasdan where they created the first and greatest Indiana Jones movie):

"Generally, the concept is a serial idea. Done like the Republic serials. As a thirties serial. Which is where a lot of stuff comes from anyway."

But audiences didn't care.  Was anyone shouting "well, this is just Alan Quartermain with the serial numbers filed off?  This is Alan Quartermain-- alert the lawyers?"  The comparatively tepid box office for 1985's KING SOLOMON'S MINES or 1986's  ALAN QUARTERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD would suggest (as would common sense) that if such people existed, they had no friends.

Were audiences shouting "a rogueish explorer in a leather jacket and a hat?  Nice try, but we all saw Charlton Heston's character Harry Steele race through ruins in THE SECRET OF THE INCAS?" Secret of the Incas [Charlton Heston] (1954) DVDRip Oldies.avi_snapshot_00.08.58_[2016.05.08_21.12.53]

Audiences did not care.

Why not?  I'd like to think part of it is this:

Audiences understand that when they watch RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK that they're not watching a careful recreation or rehash of a Republic serial -- they're watching a movie that's very much about what those serials felt like inside Spielberg, Lucas, et al.'s brains, at a Saturday matinee, pre-puberty.  RAIDERS is all about watching the synaptic fireworks of a clever eleven year old-- it's watching Lucas, Spielberg, et al.'s memories of the movies that lived inside their own heads as kids, after seeing Forest Ranger Captain Steve King defy evil, escape peril.

Today, more people are likely to have seen RAIDERS than a Commando Cody serial.  Because arguably-- and this is not the most informed opinion, I haven't spent too many hours watching Republic serials-- but arguably, RAIDERS is a purer, cleaner hit than what came before it.  RAIDERS is almost all a sugar rush of a movie because you can tell they just stole the good parts from whatever was inspiring them.  Nobody remembers the boring parts of movies -- nobody dreams of growing up to recreate the part of STAR WARS where Luke Skywalker wants to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters; when they were remaking that STAR WAR last year, they left Tosche Station out.

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And because RAIDERS is not ripping off all the boring parts no one remembers about those original movies, all that's left are the parts where Lucas and Spielberg have a fanboy glee for-- a fanboy glee that the original material inherently can't have.  And I would suggest to you that even people who've never seen a Republic serial can instinctually recognize that fanboy glee-- can connect with that glee, even after human memory of the underlying thing has faded away, cracked and crumbled.

Anything that gives some undue primacy to earlier work for being "the original", that casts the "original" in a dominant position just by virtue of being the inspiration instead of the inspir-ee, is thus a questionable logic, at best.

Chapter ThreeWhat happened to Her Vial of Billy Bob's Blood?

But, of course, there's a very obvious counter-argument.  If RAIDERS looted the American movie-going public more than KING SOLOMON'S MINES, maybe that just has no inherent meaning other than that one is simply the better better movie than the other. Maybe audiences thought (correctly) that Karen Allen was foxier Sharon Stone.  Maybe audiences could see which had more craft involved, more star-power both in front of and behind the scenes.  RAIDERS was plainly a movie that came out at the right time for it-- "the hero gets a happy ending, but hoo-boy the government's a bummer" pretty perfectly walks the line in 1981 between the Vietnam-stained Hollywood movies before RAIDERS and the Reagen-stained movies after it.

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However, an argument can be made that RAIDERS is a better movie not just because it executed an adventure story better than the alternatives, but because it is actually about something that an Alan Quartermain "Reboot" inherently coud not have been about.  After all, what Lucas, Spielberg, Kasdan, Kaufman, Marcia Lucas, etc., made in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is hard to describe as being a "classical" adventure.

For starters, Indiana Jones is hardly a "square-jawed hero of yesteryear."  The movie begins with Jones an atheist looting foreign cultures of religious idols he thinks nothing of; its most memorable moment is him cheating during a fight; and whatever his relationship with the female lead was, it sure never sounded healthy.

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Far from being a character who saves the day, the movie is a catalog of Indiana Jones's failures-- consider this description of the movie by screenwriter Terry Rossio (NATIONAL TREASURE, DEJA VU):

"He loses the golden idol. Marian is kidnapped and he's unable to rescue her. He finds the Ark, but it is immediately taken away. His bluff to destroy the Ark is called, and he gets recaptured. He can't even look upon the Ark when it is opened. And the government ends up with his long sought-after and much suffered-for prize."

Indiana Jones is a loser.  He just loses hard-- he loses in a way you can't help but admire.

By the end of the movie, Indiana Jones is stripped of all the things that make him an Adventure Serial hero, stripped of all his weapons, tied to a stake, made helpless-- and only wins at the end by finally turning to a higher power, a higher power that before he found love he could never believe in.  Indiana Jones never really beats the bad guys himself-- he just survives them thanks to a last-minute conversion.

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Or heck: if RAIDERS is not example enough for you, consider KILL BILL, Quentin Tarantino's 2003-2004 "love letter" to kung-fu movies.  But there too, while KILL BILL may seem to occupy a classic kung fu mode, the movie consistently avoids kung fu movie morality.  A promised duel at night between honorable opponents becomes instead the hero of the movie slaughtering a mom with a knife in her own kitchen in front of her daughter -- the movie's samurai duel in the snow is only because the Bride's opponent is a woman adopting racial poses out of insecurity for her half-Japanese heritage. That scene is followed by the Bride disfiguring her samurai opponent's attorney.

All the fake honor and samurai logic gets stripped away from The Bride until the movie has become just a Russ Meyer fantasy of tattered women in a trailer swinging away, tearing each other to shreds.

By the end of that movie, we watch as a pop-culture obsessed filmmaker-- raised by a single mom-- tells a story about a single mom stopping the heart of the guy from TV's Kung Fu in order to (a) save her child from being raised as she was by the toxic masculinity he plainly represents, and (b) get an annoying nerd to stop man-splaining his Grand Philosophy of Superman oh fuck can that happen more how do we get that to happen more...

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Yes, these movies are love letters to out-of-fashion genres, distillations and concentrates of the filmmaker's childhood obsessions-- but RAIDERS, KILL BILL, they're also movies about taking those childhood heroes, ignoring the morality they're supposed to have, and seeing what values survive for the filmmakers at childhood's end that allow them to survive a spiritual destruction threatened by their villains.  Both reflect hyper-literate filmmakers ripping away the trappings of genre from their genre super-heroes, because they know that cheap genre thrills must be outgrown for a hero to enter into the world of adulthood (a cultural message otherwise frighteningly absent from your neighborhood multiplex presently)-- their movies end trying to stare at the human values that have to be there when just liking movies isn't enough.

Both are love letters, but not empty-headed "I like to play with the toys" love letters-- love letters that know that what they love is also it own kind of poison.

"What nourishes me, destroys me." -- One of Angelina Jolie's tattoos.  Pretty deep.  (Could I have gotten a whole paragraph out of the fact that she was the Tomb Raider hey metaphors nudge nudge wink wink?  Hell yes, I could have.  I've been doing this for years, son!  *spikes football at home plate*)

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But so okay: how 'bout that COPRA?

Consider the key difference between COPRA and SUICIDE SQUAD -- SUICIDE SQUAD is about a team of supervillains, operating in a clandestine fashion to take on the missions that superheros can't perform.  But COPRA?  As far as I can recall, COPRA has never betrayed that superheros exist in its universe.  The COPRA universe is one bereft of any moral alternative to the violence and murders its characters engage in.

From issue 12: "These clubs go deep, beyond reason, kings and even money.  It's the monolith you never address.  It's the little people firmly pressed to the ground, crushed under invisible rule.  No matter what results I was responsible for, we were always fodder..."

One character even explicitly calls COPRA what it is, what all superhero team comics become: a gang.  And its gang-members are mired in violence, imprisoned by their karma, sometimes due to circumstances of growing up in poverty, sometimes worries about being a "coward" (see above, re: toxic masculinity), etc. "Inmates" and "hooligans." As the story proceeds, especially in the latter half of the first year, the team is constantly being dismantled-- its characters flung into other dimensions and abandoned, or turning violently against one another, often just after we've met them.

Indeed, the entire first arc of COPRA is caused by a power from outside of their dimension-- a power that we're told consumes those that wear it.

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My favorite issue is #14.  Without spoiling it, issue #14 concerns arguably the most innocent and likable member of the COPRA team.

It goes badly for them.  Or more specifically, it goes bad for the people around that character to know him.

COPRA is a comic that the SUICIDE SQUAD, by virtue of existing in the DC Universe can never be because it is a comic fundamentally suspicious of, derisive of, dismissive of the underlying message of superhero comics: that power can be used responsibily, that our world has space for heroes, that violence can solves problems.  COPRA is so intoxicated by comic's formal properties that perhaps the fact its content isn't so peppy can easily be overlooked, ignored.  COPRA has cheap genre thrills, but plays them like a black comedy-- unburdened by a DC universe context that makes no sense i.e. that the kind of power let loose within COPRA can co-exist with a moral universe.

In other words, and to bring this back to our original thesis, without properly considering the book's relationship to SUICIDE SQUAD in a thoughtful way, some of COPRA's key merits will be overlooked.

Chapter Four: SPOILERS The Greatest American Hero was Actually Your Dad That Entire Time-- Think About It -- It's a Metaphor, You Plebian!

Question: If you were to compare an old Ostrader-Yale issue of SUICIDE SQUAD and an issue of COPRA, would the two really resemble one another?

My answer is no.  Because even besides the differences in their formal qualities, the differences in McDonnell and Fiffe's artistic influences / aspirations... SUICIDE SQUAD is about the SUICIDE SQUAD-- making sure the reader is able to carefully follow the goings-ons of the SUICIDE SQUAD's sordid journey through the dark underbelly of the DC Universe.

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But COPRA...?  What is COPRA about?

Pop quiz:  What's the plot of the first 12 issues of COPRA?   Answer: God only knows!  I barely remember and I just reread them before I wrote this.  Some triangle's being an asshole or something-- fuck you, triangle!  It doesn't matter.  Because it's not really about that.

And I think for me, the reason COPRA has meant something to me over these last couple years, is that it's more about a feeling -- a specific feeling that you only used to get from comics, and a specific feeling that comics itself has maybe abandoned -- or at least lost for me.

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My favorite issues of Chris Claremont's THE UNCANNY X-MEN when I was a kid were the two issues in San Francisco where the X-Men fought the Marauders-- I talk about them all the goddamn time.  I can still remember a good chunk of those comics-- Dazzler cutting Rogue out from some underwater metal trap; Wolverine fighting Marauders on a bridge until he has to jump off the bridge to save himself; Rogue waking up on a beach next to a guy reading a Wildcards book; Havok trying to kill his wife Polaris at the end because she'd turned evil, been possessed by Malice (metaphor!).  I read those comics to tatters, as a kid.  To tatters.  It's not peak Claremont, but it's peak Claremont-Silvestri.

Here's the part I don't remember:  why the hell were they in San Francisco!  Because who gives a shit?

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COPRA, especially in its first year, in the ways that really matter, is about what comics felt like when I was a kid:  superheros who can barely get along with one another on the run from a world that hates them, on the run from themselves; teen self-loathing covering up adolescent realizations that the world wasn't actually built for us, doesn't care about us, is apathetic to our existence; Havok shooting raybeams at a lady because he doesn't know how to talk to girls.

Every superhero comic that mattered was on the run when I was a kid.

The Claremont-Silvestri X-Men were hiding in tunnels, hunted, under constant siege.  Mark Gruenwald's Captain America was fired, replaced by the government with a muscled-up emotionless psycho, lost in his own tunnels with D-Man.  (A lot of tunnels).  Batman, at the beginning of his career, chased by cops, "Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe".  Batman, at the end of his career, chased by cops: "You were the one who laughed... that scary laugh of yours... 'Sure we're criminals.' You said.  'We've always been criminals.  We have to be criminals.'"

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Sure, these comics were "power fantasies for alienated kids" -- but back then moreso than today, I think the people who made those comics realized that the key word in that phrase wasn't "power", but "alienated."

Some part of me when I was a kid needed to hear that stuff.  Some part of me figured out early that the world was a shitty and unfair place, and needed to hear outlaw mythologies, not realizing how fucking damaging those were to dumb, schlubby kids like I was back then.  And given how much I salivate when COPRA rang that same bell, given all the stuff I still tend to like, I guess some part of me still likes to hear outlaw mythologies, even 100% fully realizing how fucking damaging they are to dumb, schlubby adults like I am right now.  (Footnote:  I'm not saying it's healthy.  I'm not saying I'm healthy.)

But superhero comics for the most part-- besides COPRA-- they've lost all that for me.

First, if anyone was doing a great and convincing run in that mode pre-COPRA, I suppose that I missed it. The post-Miller generation thought the fascism was the fun part, instead of the sour after-taste.  At least I think that's true for that wide swatch of comics THE AUTHORITY inspired (arguably an awful lot of books).  "Fascists are a bummer, man." -- Pablo Neruda.

But second, for me, it's probably not just a case of "oh hey, I wish the X-Men were on the run again"-- look around.  The people who make those kinds of comics now -- they've bought in.  They bought into gimmicks and "it is the fans who are wrong" and endless crossover scams and ugliness.  They looked at a crowd of date-rapists and said "Sign me up-- boss me around-- I'll be a loyal quiet soldier in your armies of silence."

They could try to write a little outlaw story, but what kind of fucking sucker would believe them?

Chapter FiveI Mean COPRA's Like O-Kay But This is Getting Ridiculous Bro -- Why Don't You Just Marry It?

But okay fine "COPRA is good because I like RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK so much that I have somehow deluded myself into some bizarre metaphysical connection between the two things in my head, and also all weak stories were actually 'really about a feeling' this entire time it turns out, thanks genius" -- thesis proven; let's quit wasting your time talking about RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

Let's instead waste your time talking about an entirely different Harrison Ford movie.  Let's move on to STAR WARS.  Because no one on the internet ever talks about that movie-!  It's weird!

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And I didn't really love that last STAR WARS movie-- I find it interesting to think about, but I had issues with a bunch of the plot choices in that movie. Except the complaints that other lonely middle-age failed men-- my brothers in arms!-- usually have with that movie tend to be very different, and ones I care much less about-- the biggest non-racist ones being that it "recycles" the storyline of the NEW HOPE.  That's nerds' biggest complaint in a movie where a guy randomly comes back to life out of nowhere.

But there, I kind of think what the filmmakers have to say makes sense, that their stated intentions are persuasive-- and perhaps somewhat pertinent to pause to consider with what we're talking about here.

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Here's JJ Abrams et al. describing what they were doing, to the Hollywood Reporter:

"I can understand that someone might say 'Oh it's a complete rip-off.'  We inherited Star Wars.  The story of history repeating itself was I believe an obvious and intentional thing.  The structure of meeting a character who comes from a nowhere desert and discovers that she has a power within her, where the bad guys have a weapon that is destructive but that ends up being destroyed, those simple tenants, are for me by far the least important aspects of this movie.  They provide bones that were well-proven long before they were used in Star Wars.  What was important for me was introducing a brand new chapter, brand new characters, using relationships that were embracing the history that we know to tell a story that's new-- to go backwards to go forwards. [..] Yes, the bones of the thing we always knew would be a genre comfort zone-- but what the thing looks like... We all have a skeleton that looks somewhat similar, but none of us look the same. To me the important thing was not what are the bones-- to me, it was about meeting new characters who discover themselves that they are in a universe that is spiritual, that is optimistic, and in a world that you will meet people who will become your family."

I find that more persuasive than the arguments I find his critics making, at least where the "why is it the death star again" criticism is concerned.  Besides "inherited", I think the line in that which gets to me is "to go backwards to go forwards."

But boy, comics really grinds it out of you to believe that's possible.  Comics is usually "to go backwards to go backwards.  Yay, backwards.  Look at all this backwards!"

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COPRA's relationship with SUICIDE SQUAD shouldn't be ignored.  But it invites questions deeper than "how does this effect DC's oh-so-important trademark rights?"  Is COPRA about something different than the SUICIDE SQUAD?  Does COPRA use the SUICIDE SQUAD as start pointing in order to explore themes that SUICIDE SQUAD didn't?  Does COPRA question its genre and interrogate its fantasies in a way that SUICIDE SQUAD couldn't?  If content is performance and performance is content, is the fact that COPRA is "performing" the SUICIDE SQUAD's trappings (in addition to DOCTOR STRANGE and X-MEN and all the other ingredients in COPRA's stew) any more significant than if it had performed any other kind of story?

Are we going backwards to go forwards?

Chapter 6I Bet He Put a Carrot at Its Crotch

Final point -- not particularly on-topic -- pure self-indulgence:

The way these reviews always begin by kowtowing to the primacy of the SUICIDE SQUAD-- I think what's interesting about it is how it betrays a sort of anxiety about comics as being a performance medium.  It suggests that those critics think that the audience is looking for Big Ideas, and should not be left surprised to discover this comic has an Idea That's Been Done Before-- oh, that feature needs to be marked out, first and foremost.  They suggest that the authors think the audience has to have their hand held on the elemental idea that serial comics are a performance space-- have their hand held on such a big and basic point about those comics!

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Certainly, COPRA more than any other comic in that space right now underlines that point for a reader-- it's a point being made more persuasively by COPRA than any of the story's "messages", that of course serialized comics are performances.

It can be seen in the art-- layouts that stagger between carefully choreographed widescreen action and formalist howls, montage panels, panels of thin-line work next to thick brushwork, lenticular panels and silhouetted action, homages to DC house-style action sequences mixed with art-comic mark-making, color as storytelling, color as ornament, color as punctuation.

Fiffe himself has been open in couching the book about breaking the Kirby Barrier: 

"It's an output thing: churn out those pages, keep moving and odn't you dare think of a rewrite, pal.  The way I see it is not about rushing to produce some slapped together thing, it's about not being so precious that it stalls you, not refining the work until it no longer has any life.  [...]  It's allowed me to unerstand a part of the comics I love, especially the older ones, the less self conscious ones."  

But a fan would have to be pretty thick not to notice this aspect of the comic.

There are other comics out right now that have to be viewed through that performance lens.  There is REVENGER, Charles Forman's action-sleaze beat-em-up comic set in a decayed and deadened American wasteland (a more deadpan A-Team cousin to SEXCASTLE's Roadhouse)(or maybe giggling more over those dopey Andy Vachss books -- I never figured out the appeal of those).  REVENGER's story is plainly overheated, with the fun of the comic not being that story so much as the straight-faced Dateline NBC tone of Forsman's telling of it, how the Stone-Phillips-iness of his delivery makes it all play like a fun inside joke to be in on (though: with Forsman again indulging in a bizarre fascination with big third act twists that I can't say I myself share, but is at least seeming now more like something he's exploring for some kind of  fuzzy reasons, and less like a lack of experience or discipline or whatever).  The performance of REVENGER far more than the content calls attention to (and allows Forsman to focus on) his pacing, atmosphere, the unspoken joke and invisible story of his comic-- arguably, where his strengths seem to lie.

Or, the serialized stories of the ISLAND anthology or 8HOUSE-- I honestly can't make heads or tails of some/most of these comics, the ones I've seen, when I try to "understand" the stories.  I don't really follow what's happening narratively-- a great many ornate ideas but without any narrative structure to hold on to or for the reader to orient themselves with, with the dialogue offering no significant hand-holds.  But I find that many of these comics remain entertaining, provided that I shift my reading speed, speed up, focus less on the "notes" and more on the "melody" -- provided that I respect them as performances, instead of as spoon-fed narratives.  I wouldn't call any of these unqualified successes-- but if you believe that one of the hallmarks of a great comic is that in some way teaches you how to read it, these seem like at least worthy efforts.

And so, among comic creators, the idea of a serialized comic being a performance does not seem like it would be controversial-- the work itself plainly and routinely betrays that understanding, more and more of late.  And yet, when you look at how comics are discussed and particularly sold, the conversation seems strangely oblivious to that fact.

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And here, let's not single out the reviews-- let's not just heap abuse on the poor AV Club.  All the poor AV Club ever wanted to do was tell us every single scene that happened in the latest episode of THE AMERICANS, like an annoying 9 year old.  But no:  consider the Image Expo.

At least as it's reported.  The reports of this Expo are all about high concepts.  Big Story Ideas.  "What if there were dinosaurs ... on the moon?  But: what if the dinosaurs were secretly magicians??  AAIIIIIIEEEEE."

But the weird thing:  people care about these ideas enough to spend years writing and drawing them, one painstaking page at a time, people's adult lives thrown at these concepts.  But you almost never hear why.  Why are people telling these stories, why are they telling them right now instead of other stories, why do they care, who are they, who are they trying to talk to-- you never hear about the performance, at least not in how these Expos are reported.  At best, the very best you can do, if you kind of squint at it, you can kind of tell that Ivan Brandon really saw some crazy shit during the War that he isn't okay with yet and he's trying to work out in his comics -- villages being burned, women throwing their babies onto rocks, men trying to hold their guts in their bodies with their hands, screaming in foreign tongues: "Why did you do this to me, Ivan Brandon?  Why are you so cruel?"

Comics themselves more often than not evidence that people making them plainly understand that they are performing -- but the story that comics tells itself and sells to others never seems to be about performance. And that's enormously strange, if you just think about the history of American comics, and one of the key things that makes that history so great, at least to me.

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Have you ever heard the story (maybe apocryphal) of Michelangelo's Snowman?

In January 1494, a snowstorm hit Florence, Italy-- the home of the young Michelangelo and his patron Piero de' Medici-- who history would remember as Piero the Unfortunate, who centuries later is still described as "feeble, arrogant and undisciplined."  Piero sends for Michelangelo, and tells him to make a snowman in the de' Medici's courtyard.  And so, Michelangelo does -- before he sculpts David, Michelangelo sculpts a snowman, which of course, eventually melts away.  But his biographer Giorgio Vasari describes the snowman as "very beautiful" (though some say Vasari himself never saw it), and that is how it is still remembered today in articles with titles like "Michelangelo's snowman and other great lost works of art."

And for years, that was the the history of comics in the United States-- nobody knew that their work was going to be collected in trades, remembered, filmed, etc.  A comic wasn't supposed to last past the Wednesday it was new on the shelf.  Heck, (and this sounds like an exaggeration now, but at least from how I remember some years), there were times where people weren't sure there'd be a comics in America in 5 years, at least as we understood it.

But plenty of people, more than makes any sense, just said fuck it and danced as hard as they could for their money.  And if you lucked out on the right back issue bin, you could find these bizarre and wonderful things.  Some folks really put on a fucking show, just because that's who they were and at the speed they were working at, they wouldn't have time to think of doing anything less.  For no reward.  For the opposite of a reward-- they had to work in fucking comics.  95% of your favorite artists got date-raped by a DC editorThat's not me talking-- that's just according to science!

But however futile, they did the job anyways, performed their little hearts out anyways, foolishly, pointlessly, and in the absolute stupidest sense of the word, bravely.

And so for reminding readers of comics like that (Fiffe's called SUICIDE SQUAD a "deep cut" in interviews), COPRA links arms with those people, that most honorable comics tradition of "fuck it" through time, and tells that story to readers, a story critics and publishers won't or aren't, a counter-history of comics that for me at least seems infinitely cooler than any alternative.

I mean, who do you think was the hero of the Wile E. Coyote cartoons?  If you rooted for that fucking bird, you probably aren't reading this, you'll die a schmuck, and COPRA's too good for you.  The End, and good night.

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Arriving 5/11/16

Some pretty excellent comics for this post FCBD Wednesday! The hottly anticipated BLACK PANTHER #2 along with the final issue of BATMAN, the return of ISLAND and the second issue of THE FIX from Nick Spencer and Steve Lieber. Check the cut for the rest of this weeks comics!

ABE SAPIEN #33 ACTION COMICS #52 (FINAL DAYS) ADVENTURE TIME #52 AGENTS OF SHIELD #5 ASO ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT AVENGERS #9 ASO ALL NEW X-MEN #9 AW AMERICAN MONSTER #3 ARCHIE #8 CVR A REG VERONICA FISH BACK TO THE FUTURE CITIZEN BROWN #1 (OF 5) BADGER #4 (OF 5) BAKER STREET PECULIARS #3 BATMAN #52 BATMAN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #6 (OF 6) BLACK PANTHER #2 CATWOMAN #52 CONSTANTINE THE HELLBLAZER #12 CROSSED PLUS 100 #15 DARK AND BLOODY #4 (OF 6) DARK TOWER DRAWING OF THREE BITTER MEDICINE #2 (OF 5) DARTH VADER #20 DC COMICS BOMBSHELLS #12 DEADPOOL #11 DEJAH THORIS #4 DOCTOR WHO 12TH YEAR TWO #5 DONALD DUCK #13 EARTH 2 SOCIETY #12 FASTER THAN LIGHT #6 FIX #2 GEORGE PEREZ SIRENS #5 GOLD DIGGER #232 GOTHAM ACADEMY #18 GREEN LANTERN CORPS EDGE OF OBLIVION #5 (OF 6) GRIZZLY SHARK #2 GRIZZLY SHARK RETURNS GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #8 GUARDIANS OF INFINITY #6 HARLEY QUINN AND HER GANG OF HARLEYS #2 (OF 6) HARROW COUNTY #12 HIP HOP FAMILY TREE #9 HOUSE OF PENANCE #2 (OF 6) ILLUMINATI #7 ISLAND #7 JACKPOT #2 JUPITERS CIRCLE VOL 2 #6 (OF 6) KAIJUMAX SEASON 2 #1 KENNEL BLOCK BLUES #4 LEGENDS OF TOMORROW #3 MASSIVE NINTH WAVE #6 MAXX MAXXIMIZED #31 MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #3 MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC #42 NEW ROMANCER #6 (OF 6) PACIFIC RIM TALES FROM THE DRIFT #4 POWERS #6 PROPHET EARTH WAR #4 (OF 6) RED HOOD ARSENAL #12 ROCKETEER AT WAR #3 (OF 4) SATELLITE FALLING #1 SCAB COUNTY ONE SHOT SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU #69 SHUTTER #21 SILK #8 SWO SOUTHERN BASTARDS #14 SPONGEBOB COMICS #56 STAR TREK ONGOING #57 STARFIRE #12 SWAMP THING #5 (OF 6) THINK TANK CREATIVE DESTRUCTION #2 TMNT ONGOING #58 TRAIN CALLED LOVE #8 (OF 10) ULTIMATES #7 RCW2 UNCANNY INHUMANS #8 VENOM SPACE KNIGHT #7 VISION #7 WEB WARRIORS #7

Books/Mags/Things ADAM SARLECH TRILOGY HC ALL NEW WOLVERINE TP VOL 01 FOUR SISTERS ATOMIC ROBO TP ATOMIC ROBO & THE RING OF FIRE AVENGERS EPIC COLLECTION TP UNDER SIEGE BIRTHRIGHT TP VOL 03 CHEW TP VOL 11 LAST SUPPERS CIGARETTE GIRL GN CODENAME BABOUSHKA TP VOL 01 CONCLAVE OF DEATH COMPLETE PEANUTS TP VOL 05 1959-1960 DAREDEVIL BACK IN BLACK TP VOL 01 CHINATOWN GRAYSON TP VOL 03 NEMESIS GUARDIANS OF THE LOUVRE HC HACKTIVIST HC VOL 02 HEAVY METAL #280 HELLBLAZER TP VOL 13 HAUNTED KOMA GN MERMIN GN VOL 01 POP GUN WAR GN VOL 01 GIFT SCORCH TP NEW PTG SPIDER-GWEN TP VOL 01 GREATER POWER SPIDER-MAN DEADPOOL TP VOL 00 DON`T CALL IT TEAM UP STEVE DITKO ARCHIVES HC VOL 06 OUTER LIMITS TWILIGHT CHILDREN TP VIDEO TONFA GN WE STAND ON GUARD DLX HC WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT GN WONDER WOMAN BY MIKE DEODATO TP X-MEN TP MUTANT GENESIS 2.0

Arriving 5/4/16

In this extra sized first week, we have the launch of CINEMA PURGATORIO, a new anthology headed by Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neil, plus much more just beneath the cut!

3 DEVILS #3 (OF 4) 3 FLOYDS ALPHA KING #1 (OF 5) A-FORCE #5 ALL NEW INHUMANS #7 AMAZING FOREST #5 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #12 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN AND SILK SPIDERFLY EFFECT #3 (OF 4) BALTIMORE EMPTY GRAVES #2 BATMAN BEYOND #12 BATMAN SUPERMAN #32 (FINAL DAYS) BEASTS OF BURDEN WHAT CAT DRAGGED IN ONE SHOT BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #243 BLACK HOOD #10 BLACK WIDOW #3 BLOODLINES #2 (OF 6) FORSAKEN BOBS BURGERS ONGOING #11 CAPTAIN AMERICA SAM WILSON #9 ASO CINEMA PURGATORIO #1 CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS #8 DAREDEVIL PUNISHER #1 (OF 4) DEADPOOL MASACRE #1 DETECTIVE COMICS #52 DEVOLUTION #4 (OF 5) DISCIPLINE #3 DOCTOR WHO 10TH YEAR TWO #9 DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (2016) #1 ELEPHANTMEN #70 EMPRESS #2 (OF 7) FLASH #51 GIANT DAYS #14 GRANT MORRISONS 18 DAYS #11 GREEN ARROW #52 GREEN LANTERN #52 HELLBOY IN HELL #9 HENCHGIRL #7 HOT DAMN #2 (OF 5) HOWARD THE DUCK #7 INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE #9 INSUFFERABLE ON THE ROAD #4 INVADER ZIM #9 INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #9 RCW2 KINGS QUEST #1 (OF 5) KLAUS #5 LADY MECHANIKA LOST BOYS OF WEST ABBEY #1 (OF 2) LEGEND #1 LEGEND OF WONDER WOMAN #5 (OF 9) MIDNIGHTER #12 MOON KNIGHT #2 MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS FOREVER #28 NAILBITER #21 NEW AVENGERS #11 ASO NEW SUICIDE SQUAD #20 NOVA #7 PHANTOM #6 (OF 6) PREDATOR LIFE AND DEATH #3 (OF 4) PUNISHER #1 RAT QUEENS #16 REGULAR SHOW #35 RENATO JONES ONE PERCENT #1 REVIVAL #39 ROCKET RACCOON AND GROOT #5 SAINTS #8 (OF 10) SCARLET #8 SCARLET WITCH #6 SCOOBY DOO TEAM UP #16 SHERIFF OF BABYLON #6 (OF 12) SMOSH #1 (OF 6) SONS OF THE DEVIL #7 SPACE BATTLE LUNCHTIME #1 (OF 8) SPIDER-GWEN #8 SWO SPIDER-MAN 2099 #10 STAR TREK MANIFEST DESTINY #2 (OF 4) STAR TREK NEW VISIONS OF WOMAN BORN STAR WARS POE DAMERON #2 STEVEN UNIVERSE & CRYSTAL GEMS #2 STRAY BULLETS SUNSHINE & ROSES #14 SUPERMAN THE COMING OF THE SUPERMEN #4 (OF 6) SURVIVORS CLUB #8 THUNDERBOLTS #1 UNCANNY X-MEN #7 AW UNCLE SCROOGE #14 UNFOLLOW #7 VAMPIRELLA VOL 3 #3 WALKING DEAD #154 WAR STORIES #18 WEAVERS #1 WEIRD LOVE #12 WICKED & DIVINE #19 WILL EISNER SPIRIT #10 WOLF #7 WOODS #22 X-MEN 92 #3

Books/Mags/Things ADVENTURE TIME FIONNA CAKE CARD WARS TP ADVENTURE TIME ORIGINAL GN VOL 07 FOUR CASTLES ALL NEW X-MEN HC VOL 04 ALL NEW X-MEN INEVITABLE TP VOL 01 GHOSTS OF CYCLOPS ARCADIA TP ART OF CHARLIE CHAN HOCK CHYE PX SGN BOOKPLATE ED BATMAN & ROBIN TP VOL 07 ROBIN RISES COMPLETE PEANUTS HC VOL 25 1999-2000 DAREDEVIL BY MARK WAID AND CHRIS SAMNEE HC VOL 05 DESCENDER TP VOL 02 DMZ TP BOOK 01 DRIVE TP FUSE TP VOL 03 PERIHELION GREEN ARROW TP VOL 05 BLACK ARROW JESSICA FARM GN VOL 01 JESSICA FARM GN VOL 02 JOHNNY BOO BIG BOO BOX SLIPCASE ED HC MINIMUM WAGE TP VOL 02 SO MANY BAD DECISIONS NICK TRAVERS GN VOL 01 LAST FAIR DEAL GONE DOWN PRIDE & JOY GN REBELS TP VOL 01 WELL REGULATED MILITIA RUE MORGUE MAGAZINE #166 SCALPED HC BOOK 04 DELUXE EDITION SIZZLE #69 SUPERGIRL COSMIC ADVENTURES IN THE 8TH GRADE TP WALT DISNEY DONALD DUCK HC VOL 08 TERROR BEAGLE BOYS WE STAND ON GUARD DLX HC

As always, what do YOU think?

Arriving 4/27/16

As we exit April, we are gifted with more comics than anyone Wednesday deserves. This week we have the always anticipated SAGA, BATMAN, DARK KNIGHT III, DOCTOR STRANGE, MS MARVEL and SEX CRIMINALS.

Plus the debut of 4 KIDS WALK INTO A BANK from Matt Rosenberg and Tyler Boss over at Black Mask Comics.

Check the cut for the rest of this weeks comics.

3 DEVILS #2 (OF 4) 4 KIDS WALK INTO A BANK #1 A YEAR OF MARVELS AMAZING ALIENS DEFIANCE #1 ALL NEW WOLVERINE #7 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #11 ANGELA QUEEN OF HEL #7 ART OPS #7 (MR) AVENGERS STANDOFF ASSAULT ON PLEASANT HILL OMEGA #1 ASO BATGIRL #51 BATMAN #51 BATMAN 66 MEETS THE MAN FROM UNCLE #5 (OF 6) BILL & TED GO TO HELL #3 BLACK CANARY #11 CARNAGE #7 CIRCUIT BREAKER #2 (OF 5) CONAN THE AVENGER #25 CREEPY COMICS #23 CYBORG #10 DAREDEVIL #6 DARK KNIGHT III MASTER RACE #4 (OF 8) DEATHSTROKE #17 DEUS EX #3 (OF 5) DISNEY DARKWING DUCK #1 DOCTOR STRANGE #7 DOCTOR STRANGE LAST DAYS OF MAGIC #1 DOORMAN #2 DRAX #6 FAITH #4 (OF 4) FOUR EYES HEARTS OF FIRE #4 (OF 4) FOURTH PLANET #1 GHOSTBUSTERS INTERNATIONAL #4 (OF 4) GRAYSON #19 GUIDE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIV IRON MAN THOR DARK WORLD HARLEY QUINN #27 HELLBOY & BPRD 1953 BEYOND THE FENCES #3 HYPER FORCE NEO #1 INJECTION #9 INSEXTS #5 INTERNATIONAL IRON MAN #2 JACKED #6 (OF 6) JUSTICE LEAGUE #49 JUSTICE LEAGUE 3001 #11 KILLBOX #1 LAST GANG IN TOWN #5 (OF 6) LOW #13 MARS ATTACKS OCCUPATION #2 (OF 5) MICRONAUTS #1 MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #6 MS MARVEL #6 MUNCHKIN #16 MYTHIC #8 OLD MAN LOGAN #5 OMEGA MEN #11 OUTCAST BY KIRKMAN & AZACETA #18 OVER GARDEN WALL ONGOING #1 PATHFINDER HOLLOW MOUNTAIN #6 (OF 6) PATSY WALKER AKA HELLCAT #5 PEANUTS VOL 2 #32 POSTAL #12 POWER LINES #2 (OF 6) RICK & MORTY #13 ROCHE LIMIT MONADIC #2 (OF 4) SABRETOOTH DAN #1 (OF 3) SAGA #36 SECRET SIX #13 SEX #27 SEX CRIMINALS #15 SINESTRO #22 SPIDER-WOMAN #6 SWO SPIDEY #5 SQUADRON SUPREME #6 STAR WARS #18 STAR-LORD #6 STRANGE FRUIT #3 STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE #1 STREET FIGHTER X GI JOE #3 (OF 6) SUICIDE SQUAD MOST WANTED DEADSHOT KATANA #4 (OF 6) SUICIDERS KING OF HELLA #2 (OF 6) SUPERMAN WONDER WOMAN #28 (SUPER LEAGUE) SUPERZERO #5 TEEN TITANS #19 TMNT ONGOING #57 TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS EYE #52 TRANSFORMERS SINS OF WRECKERS #4 (OF 5) ULTIMATES #6 UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL #7 UNCLE GRANDPA GOOD MORNING SPECIAL #1 VELVET #14 VENOM SPACE KNIGHT #6 WE ARE ROBIN #11 WRAITHBORN #3 (OF 6) WYNONNA EARP #3 (OF 6) X-FILES (2016) #1 X-MEN WORST X-MAN EVER #3 (OF 5)

Books/Mags/Things 2000 AD PACK MAR 2016 AIRBOY DLX ED HC ARCHIE 1000 PAGE COMICS 75TH ANNIV BASH TP ART OF TOMORROW KINGS HC ASTONISHING ANT-MAN TP VOL 01 EVERYBODY LOVES TEAM-UPS BARTKIRA NUCLEAR ED HC BLACK MAGICK TP VOL 01 AWAKENING PART ONE BRODYS GHOST COLLECTED ED TP CAMP MIDNIGHT GN CLUSTER TP VOL 01 DC COMICS DARK HORSE ALIENS TP DOCTOR STRANGE PREM HC VOL 01 WAY OF WEIRD EGOS TP VOL 02 CRUNCHED ELFQUEST FINAL QUEST TP VOL 02 ELIAS THE CURSED HC EXTRAORDINARY X-MEN TP VOL 01 X-HAVEN FICTION TP GOON TP VOL 15 ONCE UPON A HARD TIME IMAGE PLUS #1 EXTRAS (WALKING DEAD HERES NEGAN PT 1) JOJOS BIZARRE ADV BATTLE TENDENCY HC VOL 03 LADY MECHANIKA TP VOL 02 TABLET OF DESTINIES LAST DRAGON TP MARSHALS HC OCTOPUS PIE TP VOL 03 ONE PUNCH MAN GN VOL 06 PLANETES OMNIBUS TP VOL 02 PREVIEWS #332 MAY 2016 PUNISHER BORN TP NEW PTG RANMA 1/2 2IN1 TP VOL 14 RICK & MORTY TP VOL 02 SNOW ANGEL TP SUPERMAN SACRIFICE TP NEW ED USAGI YOJIMBO SAGA TP VOL 06 WET MOON GN VOL 01 FEEBLE WANDERINGS NEW ED X-MEN AGE OF APOCALYPSE TP TWILIGHT YOUR LIE IN APRIL GN VOL 07

As always, what do YOU think?

“The Matter of Britain Has A Desperate, Clawed Gravity.” COMICS! Sometimes I Suspect History Isn't Finished With Us Yet.

In which I go up against Warren Ellis' current series and...the usual snark is not deployed! Find out why after the “More...”  photo INJ06B_zps1jllx1hk.png INJECTION by Shalvey, Ellis, Bellaire & Fonografiks

Anyway, this... INJECTION, VOLUME ONE Art by Declan Shalvey Written by Warren Ellis Coloured by Jordi Bellaire Lettered & Designed by Fonografiks © 2015 Warren Ellis & Declan Shalvey Originally published in magazine form as INJECTION #1-5 Image Comics, £5.49 (currently £2.99) via Comixology (2015)

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I was going to start off on a portentous note by solemnly intoning something along the lines of “Britain is an old land...” But all lands are old, you know; Belgium didn't just turn up one day and forget to leave. Still stubbornly aiming for that serous note that would get me the gold elbow patches I so dearly I aspire to, I toyed with “Despite its size Britain is full of history...”. But all lands are full of history. Even Belgium. Clearly this wasn't working, particularly as I'm not exactly sure what Britain's history is. Not WW2 and The Corn Laws, no, I mean the stuff they don't cover in class; the bit when we were all running about in woad and worshiping trees and stones. But is even that Britain? I mean we were a very popular spot for invasions, seemingly right from day one. Before wi-fi the old rape and pillage were all the rage, and Britain had plenty to rape and pillage by all accounts. It's not much to brag about but we'll take what we can, thanks. And British people will drone on about how hardy we are, but a lot of the time the invaders won. E.g. in 1066, as commemorated on the Bayeux Tapestry (one of the first long form comics) the French arrived quite violently on our shores, and it wouldn't be until 1399 that we again had a king whose mother tongue was English. Strangely we don't go on about that a lot. But, boy, we never shut up about Agincourt. Like all races the British memory is selective, but facts dictate that the British are a mongrel race; we can agree on that at least? Which perhaps explains their preoccupation with defining British-ness. Seriously, I'm British but that shit is just tiresome. Here we have a comic by Declan Shalvey and Warren Ellis which is all about Britain and Britishness but...it's not tiresome in the least. I know! You could have knocked me down with a feather!

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When I first read INJECTION, I'll admit I was less than impressed. At first glance it looked like a rejig of the PLANETARY template: there's a group of hideously over competent specialists investigating singularly odd occurrences which all point to a larger, world threatening conspiracy. Is that PLANETARY? I didn't read past the first two TPBs, mainly because I got distracted, but also because there was a character called the Drummer who was, sigh, a drummer and every time he appeared I sighed a little harder until I had to drop the series lest all the air sigh from my body. But if I'm writing about a thing I usually give it a couple of go-overs (I know, arent I professional!), and a second read of INJECTION resulted in me ejecting my biases and appreciating the comic more fairly. And having given it a fair shake I'd say it was certainly among Ellis' best work. That I've read, naturally.

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In INJECTION Shalvey and Ellis have come up with a cast of five specialists, each of whom is typically sickeningly proficient in their area of expertise. (I am of course wildly jealous as I am the kind of man who calls heating a bolognese in the oven “cooking”.) There’s also a healthy spread of ethnicities within the group, unlike PLANETARY. Maria Kilbride is the notional head of the group and she may be white but she is ginger, which in bitter old Britain is treated as a distinct race and abused in a similarly unthinking fashion. Maria's also cracked in the head. Trained in the art of exposition-fu Maria is currently attempting to atone for something she and her gang of four did. And this Something is something the series makes clearer as it progresses. Simeon Winters is, for want of a better description a spy; he is also black. He allows Ellis to bring in his creepy feel for gadgetry and indulge in long stretches of artfully choreographed violence. During an an extended contretemps gone wrong in a plush hotel Declan Shalvey demonstrates once again (see MOON KNIGHT) that he is one of the premier action artists of the modern age. Falling chandeliers, knives through bone and faces smashed into unwashed dishes are just some of the stuff he pulls off. And all as the combatants dance their deadly dance through dimensions discretely defined and adhered to. Fucking beezer, in short. (If Simeon Winters is any indication that Ellis penned JAMES BOND: VAGNA might be worth a look.)

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Brigid Roth is your street urchin/hacker and is also not Caucasian, but she is Irish. Although she never exclaims “Bejaysus!” or dances a jig, so I'm taking this Irishness on trust. (Racism Disclaimer: I'm not mocking the Irish, I'm mocking the poverty of their portrayal in comics. I can mock the Irish if you like. Drop me a line.) There are only five issues collected here so not everyone gets equal space and Brigid gets sketched out nicely enough, but I imagine the depth will come later. However, in one of her pieces, Shalvey draws a super piece of body language in one panel as she scoots some discarded grundies under a chair with her foot while hoping her visitor won't notice. He also goes to town on her house and her tech bringing much needed sense of realism to this particular steet urchin hacker thing I find so difficult to digest. I know, I know, there are singing stones distorting the fabric of reality and ancient ents spitting Middle English in modern travel lodges, but what I have problems with is how such a street-wise scamp got so much PC kit. That's on me. Vivek Headland is another non-Caucasian and is the least defined character in the book. At the moment he is the OCD Sherlock type that is currently in vogue. Hopefully he'll be fleshed out later, and if not hopefully he'll fall under a bus. Fifthly and finally, Robin Morel is the token Caucasian male (how'd you like them apples; better get used to 'em. Multiculturalism is here to stay!) and the most explicitly British of the cast. So British in fact that his ancestors were Cunning Folk (i.e. druids) and it is strongly implied that his family tree has its roots in the first soil that settled on the rocks of Britain. He denies he is a magician or has any ulterior motives with all the strength and conviction of someone who is in fact a wizard and has ulterior motives to spare. Wesley's wise words to “always bet on black” are wise indeed, but Kane's creed of “always to keep your eye on the white guy” might also need heeding.

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Ayup, it's a varied and interesting cast. One which, for maximum narrative interest, we're introduced to in the present and also the past via parallel narratives. In the present strange and deadly shit is erupting, while in the past we find out why that is. Sure, Ellis can't help indulging in tediously sarky banter, but he does keep it to a minimum, leavng plenty of space for actual characterisation, nasty set pieces and technical gobbledygook, all driven by the visual urgency of Shalvey's art work. Art work aided by the sublimely accomplished colours of Jordi Bellaire. Now, I don't have a handle on colours but it's clear Bellaire's up to something here. The play of blues, greens and reds in particular across the pages suggest some underlying theme which I have not yet gleaned. Which is perfectly appropriate for a series I suspect has surprises yet to unleash. INJECTION is a work of quiet strength and that strength comes from the scope of its approach. Ellis works in a cheeky nod to Will Wiles' 2014 novel The Way Inn while also sprinkling in Olde England legends. Ellis explicitly brings in the legend of Wayland The Smith, and it's a cute way of showing the old stories still have meaning in the modern world. I think it's notable though that Ellis keeps Wayland sympathetic, because there's an ending to his legend that Ellis doesn't tell. A brutal and cruel revenge which makes him less symapthetic than he appears here. Which suggests that with this first volume of INJECTION we've just settled on the surface and deeper, darker depths will be broached soon.

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Essentially, Ellis combines his fetish for the future with a passion for the past and creates a more balanced work than I've yet read from him. Being aided by Declan Shalvey (who similarly elevated Ellis' writing on MOON KNIGHT) ensures that the visuals are compelling and arresting even during the quieter scenes. Crucially then, Ellis keeps his Ellis-isms to a minimum and Shalvey appears incapable of doing anything but shine. I don't really know where INJECTION is going but the chances are good it will have more to say than it's all the Fantastic Four's fault. VERY GOOD!

NEXT TIME: I don't know! I'm not a machine! COMICS!!! COMICS!!!

Arriving 4/20/16

There are so many books this week! Including one of the rarest and most exciting occurrences in comics today, new CRIMINAL from Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips! Plus new MIRROR, TOKYO GHOST, TURNCOAT, LUMBERJANES plus MEGG & MOGG IN AMSTERDAM!

Check the cut for the rest of the comics coming out the twentieth of April.

ACTION COMICS #51 (SUPER LEAGUE) ADVENTURE TIME ICE KING #4 ALL NEW HAWKEYE #6 ALOHA HAWAIIAN DICK #1 (OF 4) AQUAMAN #51 ASTONISHING ANT-MAN #7 ASTRO CITY #34 BACK TO THE FUTURE #7 BEE AND PUPPYCAT #11 BLOODSHOT REBORN #12 BPRD HELL ON EARTH #140 BTVS SEASON 10 #26 CAPTAIN AMERICA ROAD TO WAR #1 CAPTAIN AMERICA SAM WILSON #8 ASO CAPTAIN MARVEL #4 CARVER PARIS STORY #3 CHEW DEMON CHICKEN POYO #1 CLEAN ROOM #7 CRIMINAL 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL ED CRY HAVOC #4 DARK HORSE PRESENTS 2014 #21 DARK SOULS #1 DARK TOWER DRAWING OF THREE BITTER MEDICINE #1 (OF 5) DEADPOOL #10 DEADPOOL MERCS FOR MONEY #3 (OF 5) DEPT H #1 DIRK GENTLY A SPOON TOO SHORT #3 (OF 5) DISNEY PRINCESS #2 DOCTOR FATE #11 DOCTOR WHO 11TH YEAR TWO #8 DOCTOR WHO 4TH #2 (OF 5) DONALD DUCK #12 DRAGON AGE MAGEKILLER #5 (OF 5) EAST OF WEST #25 EXTRAORDINARY X-MEN #9 AW FLASH #50 FROM UNDER MOUNTAINS #6 GODZILLA OBLIVION #2 (OF 5) GOLD DIGGER #231 GUARDIANS OF INFINITY #5 GUTTER MAGIC #4 (OF 4) HARLEYS LITTLE BLACK BOOK #3 HAWD TALES #2 HOWARD THE DUCK #6 HUCK #6 HYPERION #2 INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE #8 INVINCIBLE #127 JAMES BOND #6 JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS #14 JONESY #3 JOYRIDE #1 (OF 4) KARNAK #3 LAZARUS SOURCEBOOK #1 LEAVING MEGALOPOLIS SURVIVING MEGALOPOLIS #4 LEGENDS OF TOMORROW #2 LORDS OF THE JUNGLE #2 (OF 6) LUCIFER #5 LUMBERJANES #25 MAN PLUS #4 (OF 4) MARTIAN MANHUNTER #11 MIGHTY THOR #6 MIRROR #3 NEW AVENGERS #10 ASO NOVA #6 OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN #4 (OF 5) PAKNADEL & TRAKHANOV TURNCOAT #2 PLANTS VS ZOMBIES ONGOING #10 BOOM BOOM MUSHROOM PT 1 OF 3 POISON IVY CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH #4 (OF 6) POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #3 PRECINCT #5 (OF 5) PRINCELESS RAVEN PIRATE PRINCESS #7 PUBLIC RELATIONS #7 RED SONJA VOL 3 #4 RED THORN #6 ROBIN SON OF BATMAN #11 SECOND SIGHT #3 SHADOW GLASS #2 (OF 6) SHAFT IMITATION OF LIFE #3 (OF 4) SILK #7 SWO SIMPSONS COMICS #228 SIXTH GUN #48 SNOWFALL #3 SPIDER-MAN DEADPOOL #4 SPIRIT LEAVES #2 STAR TREK MANIFEST DESTINY #1 (OF 4) STARBRAND AND NIGHTMASK #5 STREET FIGHTER UNLIMITED #5 SUN BAKERY #1 SUPERMAN AMERICAN ALIEN #6 (OF 7) SUPERMAN LOIS AND CLARK #7 SWITCH #3 TEEN TITANS GO #15 TITANS HUNT #7 (OF 8) TOKYO GHOST #6 TOMB RAIDER 2016 #3 TOTALLY AWESOME HULK #5 TRANSFORMERS #52 TRANSFORMERS VS GI JOE #12 TWILIGHT ZONE SHADOW #1 (OF 4) UNCANNY INHUMANS #7 WELCOME BACK #7 WONDER WOMAN #51 X-O MANOWAR #46

Books/Mags/Things ALIENS 30TH ANNIVERSARY ORIGINAL COMICS SERIES HC ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT AVENGERS TP VOL 01 MAGNIFICENT SEVEN ASTRO CITY LOVERS QUARREL TP BAD MACHINERY GN VOL 05 CASE OF FIRE INSIDE CAPTAIN AMERICA SAM WILSON TP VOL 01 NOT MY CAP AMERICA CAPTAIN AMERICA THEATER OF WAR COMPLETE COLLECTION TP CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS TP VOL 01 BATTLEWORLD DEADPOOL AND CABLE TP SPLIT SECOND DEADPOOL WORLDS GREATEST TP VOL 01 MILLIONAIRE WITH MOUTH ELSEWORLDS BATMAN TP VOL 01 FLASH BY GRANT MORRISON AND MARK MILLAR TP I HATE FAIRYLAND TP VOL 01 MADLY EVER AFTER JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS TP VOL 02 JOHNNY BOO HC VOL 07 JOHNNY BOO GOES LIKE THIS KRAMERS ERGOT GN VOL 09 LDK GN VOL 04 MAD MAGAZINE #539 MEGG & MOGG IN AMSTERDAM AND OTHER STORIES HC MURDER BY REMOTE CONTROL GN NGE CAMPUS APOCALYPSE OMNIBUS TP NIGHTWING TP VOL 04 LOVE AND BULLETS PEANUTS TP VOL 07 PROVIDENCE LTD HC ACT 01 SAY I LOVE YOU GN VOL 13 SECRET SIX TP VOL 04 CAUTION TO THE WIND TP SILENT VOICE GN VOL 06 STAR WARS TP VADER DOWN UFOLOGY TP VOL 01

As always, what do YOU think?

“Passive Smoking On The Last Train Home.” COMICS! Sometimes It's All About Family, Innit?

Sunday, and I've been caught a mite short. So I'll just blast through this and see how we do. It's an old Vertigo/DC Comic you might want to look out for in the dollar bins. And I'll tell you for why after the "More..."  photo Mob01B_zpsbbwxws0l.jpg MOBFIRE by Pleece, Ushaw & Gaspar

Anyway, this... MOBFIRE #1-6 Art by Warren Pleece Written by Gary Ushaw Lettered by Gaspar Logo and publication design by Rian Hughes Art & Text © Gary Ushaw & Warren Pleece All other material © DC Comicss DC Comics/Vertigo, $2.50 each (1994-1995)

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Inheriting the family firm at short notice due to the sudden demise of a parent is always a tricky business. For Jack Kellor it's trickier than usual since the Firm his dad ran was decidedly dodgy, not entirely kosher, a bit on the illegit side, you feel me. And that's putting it kindly. See, John Kellor's business was mucky business. Crime if you must. And if you really must then come tooled up, but mind it's with something a bit tastier than a shooter, because in this slightly-to-the-side-of-reality world the scallywags have got a bit of the supernaturals on their side. See, way back when you could leave your door unlocked at night (or were stupid enough to think you could) Jack Kellor ran into a black fellow in a severe state of duress and saved his bacon. Turned out he wasn't just some bloke over here to fill in the post-war labour shortage by driving a bus. Nah, only a blooming witch doctor wanne? And thereafter indebted to the man who saved his hide (because that's how magic works, and who am I to argue?) this Bocor gave John Kellor a decided edge, at least for a bit. After all, it may well have been magic and all that, but in the wrong hands it was just a new weapon, so the other gangs picked themselves some tasty talent handy with the old hocus-pocus and there you go, Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt. That's the world Jack's now chucked into, bad enough to make you wish you'd stayed in bed. But Jack's a chip off the old block in that he has ambition, but where his dad's ambition was to build it up, Jack's going to burn it down. Unless the Bocor gets a whiff of it, because he owed Jack's dear old dad, not Jack; in fact he owes Jack shit, and it looks like he's going to try his level best to make him drown in it. So, no, inheriting the family business might not be all it's cracked up to be for Jack.

 photo Mob05B_zpsbumttsgh.jpg MOBFIRE by Pleece, Ushaw & Gaspar

The six issues of MOBFIRE were published in 1994-1995 and thus far remain uncollected. This can only have been due to poor sales as pretty much everything was collected back then. If MOBFIRE did sell poorly it wasn't because of any lack of quality, but probably due to the lack of familiarity with the talent involved. I mean, I have no idea who Gary Ushaw is. I hope he's healthy and life has been kind to him, because he wrote a pretty good comic here. The first few issues of MOBFIRE are the densest and tightest, with by far the best writing which serves to suck you in quite nicely. Ushaw and Pleece then keep you on your toes with a surprising development at the fourth issue point, which then results in a lengthy guest appearance by John Constanine. As nicely written as that part is it's an odd choice for a creator owned series, and won't help the chances of a TPB now the rights have probably reverted. Shame, because for all of its six issues MOBFIRE is a pretty good time ,with a varied cast, some surprises and betrayals and it all ends in a bizarre fiasco of violence which is delightfully insane and resembles a Pampers advert directed by 1980s David Cronenberg.

 photo Mob06B_zpswe6hyzfg.jpg MOBFIRE by Pleece, Ushaw & Gaspar

Whoever Ushaw is and whatever he does now, MOBFIRE shows he could write a tidy little comic. The characters are varied and nicely sketched, including but not limited to the addict sister, the mother whose bitterness is rooted in denial of the filth her life style rests on, the chipper best mate and Jack's lady friend (who is not only a woman of colour, but also clearly stronger than Jack in every way without it coming across as unctuous pandering). Ushaw's also a dab hand at that '90s Brit Talent staple the Stream Of Consciousness Babble. You know , the one Morrison and Gaiman dabbled in, Milligan excelled at, and the ridiculously neglected John Smith claimed as his own kingdom and within which he has since dwelt, seeing off all comers quite successfully. Ushaw holds his own in this tricky arena, but his effort impresses perhaps more than it should as he cleverly uses it to confound any creeping misgivings about his portrayal of the Bocor as a largely monosyllabic slab of black Evil. Dude's got depths, just pray you never see them. While the whole thing's played mainly straight Ushaw's not above a bit of playfulness. At one point the criminal enterprise is explicitly explained in terms which make you momentarily wonder whether Ushaw is in fact describing the Free Market as gangsterism. Which he is. (As they say - it's funny because it's true.) Then there’s a Scots bloke who has spooky mirror powers, and if he isn't a cheeky riff on Mirror Master then I'm Beryl Reid. (I'm not Beryl Reid). Not only that but the wee scunner ends a violently bloody encounter by recreating a visual joke made famous by Harry Worth.

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Don't worry if you're coming up blank there. Harry Worth is a particularly British reference point and Ushaw is pretty sweet at including these without over-egging the colloquial pudding. The singularly British references are there, but they don't run around on fire screaming in a catastrophic and self defeating bid for attention (see James Robinson's FIREARM. Or don't). E.g. at one point a couple of thick necked guards are partaking in some manly banter, and one mentions he won't be going “up The Arsenal” because “it's the big wedding on The Street.” Sure, the football reference is pretty basic, but the latter part is interesting because he's referring there to a wedding on the popular British TV soap opera Coronation Street (AKA “The Street”) rather than an actual wedding on his street. Britain not actually being that big on street weddings, since the weather is for shit and the folk are mostly miserable social inverts. Basically, for the duration of the book if you get the reference everything's better, but if you miss it there's no harm done. Best way really.

 photo Mob02B_zpshkn6n2qa.jpg MOBFIRE by Pleece, Ushaw & Gaspar

The uniquely British atmosphere is aided no end by the art of Warren Pleece which makes the book worthy of rediscovery all on its lonesome. Warren Pleece is a talented comic book artist, by which I mean he clearly understand the nuts and bolts of putting a page together, but more than that Warren Pleece is a singular talent, because over and above that stuff he understands the importance of conveying a sense of place. The place here is Britain and it looks like Britain. It doesn’t always, not in the comics. There's a bit more to it than Big Ben and a red bus, hard as that may be to believe. Pleece doesn't get much space to play with, but he makes the space he's given work like work is going out of fashion. In crowd scenes everyone is dressed differently, and there are a range of ages on display, but everyone has that singularly worn out and worn down lack of finish which marks every Brit out in a crowd. The shop signs proclaim “MARKS & SPENCER”, “C&A” and “WOOLWORTHS”. Yeah, Woolworths has gone now, but it used to be there; it used to be everywhere in the UK, and so Pleece's art captures not just a place but also a time. And there's also the infernal golden arches in a nod to the cultural homogenisation only just getting a toe hold back then. And Pleece packs all that in one panel on a seven panel page.

 photo Mob03B_zpszkv4hfh6.jpg MOBFIRE by Pleece, Ushaw & Gaspar

On another page he slides into sight the delights of typical pub grub, discreetly colouring the drinks with a typically urinous wash. Another panel on the same page shows us there’s a man in an England shirt with a tat on his neck (in every pub in England there's a man in an England shirt with a tat on his neck. Either that or he just left, or he's due in shortly. Bide your time and he'll be by, the man in the England shirt with a tat on his neck). Ella, who Jack runs with, lives in a flat and Pleece treats us to the sight of laundry flapping on the balcony and contrasts the visually tedious edifice with a short arsed but far more characterful terrace. In one panel, that is, on an eight panel page. Get the drift? Pleece's faces are distinctive with their porcelain sheen and implacable drift chinward towards Punchinello levels of grotesquery, and it's easily these that make the most marked impression. But the fact Pleece bothers to give them a fully realised world to move through lifts his work from the quirkily accomplished and into the great. Because of course it's a fully-realised world; it's our world and capturing that is a kind of magic I can believe in. Utltimatley though the book works because Ushaw and Pleece are firmly in creative cahoots, any doubts about that are kicked to the curb with the bit of business in #5 on p. 9 & 10 involving the flowers in the cafe. It does nothing to propel the plot, but does everything to assure you Ushaw and Pleece are having fun, and doing a bang up job while they are at it. Look, what I'm getting at is Ushaw's writing and Pleece's places make MOBFIRE VERY GOOD! So if you see it, tuck in!

NEXT TIME: Go on, guess! That's right – COMICS!!!

“This Fixation With Twentieth-Century Super-Heroes Has Got To STOP!” COMICS! Sometimes Everything Is In Fact Awesome When You Are Part of A Team!

In order to belay any simmering suspicions that I loathe and resent super-hero comics I look at a comic filled to the brim with them. A whole mess o’ super-heroes, a veritable Legion in fact!  photo DCPSL06B_zpsyrcvoek0.png SUPERBOY'S LEGION by Davis, Farmer, Horie, Horie & Prentice

Anyway, this… DC COMICS PRESENTS: SUPERBOY’S LEGION #1 Art by Alan Davis & Mark Farmer Written by Mark Farmer Lettered by Pat Prentice Coloured by Richard & Tanya Horie Legion of Super-Heroes created by Al Plastino & Otto Binder Superboy created by Joe Shuster & Jerry Siegel DC Comics, £2.99 (Comixology) (2001)

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I don’t know if it’s because I’ve never been a big joiner(1) but the Legion of Super-Heroes has always left me cold reading-wise. They always seemed like a bunch of stiffs, basically. Running around the place with their simple-minded names(2) and, worst of all, sitting in judgement over their peers like some frightful clench of Prefects(3). And then there’s Superboy, like the kid from the council estate who got a scholarship to The Good School and now has to jump through the hoops of his “betters” before they’ll let him join The Debating Society. Super Class Traitor more like. His only weakness is kryptonite. And peer pressure. Ugh, who’d want to join that bunch of joyless inverts anyway? Jumped up chumps, every man Jack of them. Legion of Supercilious Bores. So, no I don’t know how to “fix”(4) the Legion of Super-Heroes(5).  Anyway, the failure to love them is of course mine(6), because I am a maladjusted misanthrope with a chip on each shoulder(7) rather than the well-adjusted, thrusting  young shaver the concept is designed to appeal to. And yet I bought this comic(8). Was I looking for something to trash in order to temporarily quiet my raging personal insecurities via the belittling of other more talented people’s work?(9) No, because I don’t do that(10), not on purpose anyway(11). No, I was looking for an Alan Davis comic(12). Because I like Alan Davis comics, but do I like Alan Davis Legion of Superheroes comics?

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Yes. It’s GOOD!

NEXT TIME: I recall a gypsy woman, silver spangles in her eyes. Actually, scratch that, I’ll probably just look at some COMICS!!!

 

Just kidding, of course there’s more(13)! Think of this as one of those post credit sequences that are so popular today(14).  It’s not just an Alan Davis Legion of Super-Heroes comic though, more precisely it’s an Alan Davis and Mark Farmer Legion of Super-Heroes comic. While Mark Farmer predictably enough continues his robust, decades long, and largely unsung support on Alan Davis’ classically joyful art, here he also scripts. This is clearly his “Shining Time”(15). Second fiddle’s an honourable role, but here Farmer steadies his nerves, clears his throat and takes centre stage (16). He doesn’t disappoint either. Farmer’s script eschews grandstanding and pandering, being a thing of efficiency, event and momentum which despite its space-spanning scope and cavalcade of characters retains focus and clarity throughout. There’s plenty of exposition but it all slips past smoothly thanks to the art’s creamy cheeriness, which jollies things along even when people are saying things in a less flamboyantly discursive way than the is the apparent modern preference(17).  The strength of the writing is easily missed, as it’s the kind of ‘invisible’ writing that would rather tell a tale well than draw attention to itself (or its author), still what no one can miss is the level of affection for the Legion herein. But which Legion?

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Because, even more precisely, SUPERBOY’S LEGION is an Alan Davis and Mark Farmer Elseworlds Legion of Super-Heroes comic originally published in 2001 as two-issues. DC hasn’t done Elseworlds for a bit, so quick recap for the chap at the back: these are stories where familiar characters are presented in a new way, usually heavily imprinted with the DNA of an atypical genre. So in one story Steampunk Batman might fight Jack The Ripper, in another Superman might have landed in Wales and wondered what to do with himself, in yet another Aquaman might be a PI with the power to talk to his own arse, or perhaps Wonder Woman sells hot dogs in Central Park by day and sleeps fitfully at night, or what have you(18). Much of the fun comes from recognising the deviations from the accepted norm and the little thrill of uncertainty this lends the narrative(19).

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Alas, I got none of that entry level fun as I am basically unversed in the Legion of Super-Heroes(20) and, anyway, they keep dicking about with it(21). Proper Legion of Super-Heroes fans will thus get a lot more out of this than me(22). But I got plenty as it was. Because what I got was a rock solid exercise in Old School Super-Heroics. The set-up is that Superboy’s rocket is found in the 30th Century instead of the 20th Century, and he is adopted by a fabulously wealthy grump, R J Brande, rather than a folksy farmer and his wife. It’s a future of cleanliness and conformity(23) monitored by the Science Police and dependent upon the Universo supercomputer(24).

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Superboy is a typical young lad on the cusp of adulthood, chafing against both the restrictions of the Science Police, who are always on at him for the property damage his larks incur, and his dad who wants him to settle down a bit. The book opens with Superboy buying two Future Ice Creams(25) to patch things up with his dad but the Science Police get all shirty, and in a fit of pique Superboy flies off and bumps into a Green Lantern who he helps fight a right bunch of Khunds(26). Inspired by the example of the Green Lantern Corps, who pick up the space sector slack of the Science Police but are undermanned, Superboy decides to form his own team. Space being a frisky place he immediately aids a luxury space cruiser being mounted by a blister beast and ends the encounter with two new team mates who take the names Saturn Girl and Cosmic Boy(27). Televised try-outs ensue so we get the classic image of the three sat behind a desk in judgement as new peculiarly powered members gravitate to the trio, like peculiarly powered iron filings to three judgemental magnets. Then the plot proper kicks in with an asteroid to be averted, internal squabbles, the Fatal Five proving their name’s no lie and a special guest 20th Century villain with universal enslavement on his mind. Gosh, what capers ensue!

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Thrilling capers they are, to be sure. And delivered with an enviable level of clarity and zest. Surprising no one who has ever read anything by the team, Davis & Farmer’s art is a quiet masterclass in large scale super-heroic storytelling but also excels at the quieter stuff. From Space battles and inter-dimensional wing-dings  to smaller moments when a smile says all that needs to be said, this team spins a magical yarn as colourful as Superboy's speed trail flattened to fractals like a  sparkling sherbet space trail. Yeah, sherbet. You know, for kids. GOOD!

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 The Irritating Footnote Section:

(1) i.e. joiner as in joining groups, rather than as in joining pieces of wood. I mean, I’m crap at that too but that’s not what I’m on about.

(2) Bouncing Boy! He’s a boy who bounces! Matter-Eating Lad! He’s a lad who eats matter! Flaming Anus Lass! She…that’s right.

(3)Yes, a clench of prefects. See also: A colon of Politicians. A shit of bankers. A Cameron of tax evaders. A PM of lies. Etc. Etc.

(4) Judging by comic book site comments this is a subject which taxes the minds of more middle aged men than is strictly seemly. The relative merits of “guest beers”, smirking at the casual racism of Jeremy Clarkson, wearing a caramel coloured leather blouson with the sleeves rolled up, and giving a chuff about how to “fix” the Legion of Super-Heroes are, apparently, to the menopausal male as pianos were to Liberace.

(5) Unless it’s like you “fix” a cat, in which case I’ll bring the bricks.

(6) Obviously.

(7) “Chips on my shoulder/More As I grow older...”, 'Chips on My Shoulder' by Soft Cell taken from the LP 'Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret' (1981).

(8) In fact a “digital file”. Did you know that the first recorded digital files can be found on cave walls in Indonesia and date back 40,000 years. Remarkable.

(9) Yes, this is the only reason people don’t like something. Clearly.

(10) Trust me, I have read some real crappers and refrained from banging on about them. That HELLBREAK for e.g. was a load of refried beans with all the character and depth of a 1980s 8-Bit arcade game, but with all the charm and intelligence left out. There was at least one whole page in the second issue (hey, I gave it a chance) devoted to a guy smoking silently while stood next to a jeep. I cannot be doing with that kind of Bendisian page wastage. But also, around then the artist was legitimately bemoaning the fact that he barely made enough coin to, well, play a 1980s 8-Bit arcade game. So, you know, since the art was the best bit and I wish him no ill, I didn’t feel like adding insult to injury. Christ, my big heart, it beats for the entire world! HELLBREAK is still going so I hear. Had I intervened, who knows? Such is the scary Amy Irving in The Fury-like power of my critical voice.

(11) DKIII: TMR, however, see, is an absolute botch job for which everyone involved should look as guilty as a startled masturbator. Great Hera, if any book should be good it’s this thing. It’s DC’s Big Ticket Book of 2016, supported by all the marketing muscle and sales inflating methods available, and it’s even by people who have done good work previously on occasion, and yet it’s ineptitude is so great and unwavering in its consistency that it’s tempting to suggest it’s most entertaining display is of its contempt for the audience. And the Talent involved in DKIII:TMR will not be short of coin, you betcha. So, yeah, I’ll be nailing that one to the wall as long as it deserves it. I mean, there are bad comics and then there’s just flat out taking the piss.

(12) Alan Davis the UK comic artist of CAPTAIN BRITAIN fame, not Alan Davies the tousle haired and reliably unthreatening UK comedian.

(13) Brevity being the soul of wit, I am of course possessed of little of it. So, wiping the tears of self-satisfied laughter from my eyes I shall continue…

(14) Insert dismissive remark about people choosing of their own free to sit in the dark for fifteen minutes to catch a glimpse of Thanos’ ring. Then run.

(15) Thomas And The Magic Railroad (2000).

(16) Unfortunately comics is(are?) a visual medium and Alan Davis’ (and, ironically, Mark Farmer’s) art is a pretty visually arresting thing. So Mark Farmer’s moment in the spotlight can’t help but be a bit a bit like when Ernie Wise comes out on his own, but everyone’s really looking at Eric Morecambe walking across the background in his mac with his little carry case. Still, better Ernie Wise than Tommy Cannon, eh? Small mercies, Mark. Small mercies, son.

(17) I mean, I think it’s fair enough, personally. Exposition, that is. At work I don’t mumble and stutter, and lurch disconcertingly into BOLD without cause in a kind of flamboyantly exaggerated distortion of human speech patterns. That sort of jibber jabber has nothing whatsoever to do with realism and everything to do with paying writers by the page. Exposition isn’t the sin, clumsy exposition is. There’s no such sin on these pages.

(18) Basically Elseworlds then are like a lot of Grant Morrison’s cape work, particularly that typified by his MULTIVERSITY “project”. But, regrettably, Elseworlds are usually done by lesser talents who haven’t the wit to limit themselves to waving slightly different versions of B’wana Beast about while an intimidatingly intelligent coterie of fandom maintain they have gleaned the Face of The Returned Christ in such skeletal concepts.  No, these Elseworld schmucks instead are reduced by the paucity of their talent to attaching these rejigged characters to such jejune concepts as stories. The poor fools. They should have done a metafictional Mobius loop which on closer (i.e. any) inspection was just fancy window dressing adorning an attack on narrative devices Alan Moore (Boo! Rapey! Boo! Rapey rapey Boo Boo! Etc.) stopped using twenty years ago. That Frank Quitely’s good though. He did an Elseworlds with Alan Grant(?) where Batman went to Scotland. Actually it might not have been an Elseworlds, I don’t think Batman going to Scotland is enough of a paradigm shift to merit an Elseworlds label. There has to be a bit more to it than that. Scotland has its quirks but not enough for an Elseworlds, I think. Hmmm, I’m kind of drifting lazily away from any point whatsoever here aren’t I? Which, funnily enough, is what happened to the Elseworlds stuff in the end.

(19) e.g. in SUPERMAN: BOOGIE NIGHTS (by Brian Wood and Frank Cho) Jimmy Olsen chokes to death on his own balls.

(20) When I rashly accepted Brian Hibbs’ generous (and no doubt in hindsight much regretted by Old “Two Shops” Hibbs) offer to ruin everything he had worked for on this site he asked me to suggest a Legionnaire so I could have an icon next to my name. I didn’t have a clue. I’m sure he thought I was prevaricating (which I was; I am made of Fear) but (also) really I didn’t know what he was on about. I can’t even remember whose icon I ended up with. Is there a Ball Breaking Lad? Bad Taste Boy?  Who am I? Who is the fictional construct to which my virtual identity has been attached? And I thought I was in an existential crisis when I was fourteen!

(21) Sorry, I mean “fixing” it. See (4) and (5).

(22) A big old Legion of Super-Heroes chubby, pulsing like a beached fish gasping for breath. Unless they are so deep in senescence(4) that it’s just a flicker of a twitch.

(23) It’s a future that’s creepily free of wear and tear in that special way which suggests somewhere out of sight there are planets full of stooped and hollow eyed thralls doing all the proper graft its upkeep requires.

(24) I know, we can all see where this is going, right? If you are going to build a supercomputer don’t cut corners and be sure to develop a super-virus checker, or have a big OFF switch. Did no one heed Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970)!?!

(25) Solar Swirl, natch.

(26) That’s a pretty dodgy pun to slip into a kids comic. Kudos!

(27) Yes, it is awfully convenient. You’re going to have to go with a lot of stuff like that. Just relax and let it happen. It's called - COMICS!!!

Arriving 4/13/16

This week has the stunning conclusion to the first arc of MONSTRESS and the debut of GOLDIE VANCE from Hope Larson and Brittney Williams! Check the cut for the rest of the exciting new comics this week!

ABE SAPIEN #32 ADVENTURE TIME #51 AETHER AND EMPIRE #1 A-FORCE #4 AGENTS OF SHIELD #4 ASO ALABASTER THE GOOD THE BAD & THE BIRD #5 (OF 5) ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT AVENGERS #8 ASO ALL NEW INHUMANS #6 ALL NEW X-MEN #8 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #10 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN AND SILK SPIDERFLY EFFECT #2 (OF 4) ANOTHER CASTLE #2 AUTUMNLANDS TOOTH & CLAW #10 BADGER #3 (OF 5) BAKER STREET PECULIARS #2 BATMAN SUPERMAN #31 (SUPER LEAGUE) BATMAN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #5 (OF 6) BLACK CANARY #10 BLACK ROAD #1 CATWOMAN #51 CITIZEN JACK #5 CONSTANTINE THE HELLBLAZER #11 DARK AND BLOODY #3 (OF 6) DARTH VADER #19 DC COMICS BOMBSHELLS #11 DEADLY CLASS #20 DEJAH THORIS #3 DELETE #2 (OF 4) DOC SAVAGE SPIDERS WEB #5 (OF 5) DOCTOR WHO 9TH #1 DRIFTER #10 DUNGEONS & DRAGONS LEGENDS OF BALDURS GATE #1 IDW HITS ED EARTH 2 SOCIETY #11 EMPTY ZONE #7 FABLES THE WOLF AMONG US #16 GOLDIE VANCE #1 (OF 4) GOTHAM ACADEMY #17 GREEN LANTERN CORPS EDGE OF OBLIVION #4 (OF 6) GUARDIANS OF GALAXY #7 HARLEY QUINN AND HER GANG OF HARLEYS #1 (OF 6) HARROW COUNTY #11 HEARTTHROB #1 HERCULES #6 HOT DAMN #1 (OF 5) HOUSE OF PENANCE #1 (OF 6) ILLUMINATI #6 ASO INSUFFERABLE ON THE ROAD #3 JACKPOT #1 JUPITERS CIRCLE VOL 2 #5 (OF 6) KENNEL BLOCK BLUES #3 LANTERN CITY #12 (OF 12) LAST CONTRACT #4 LEGEND OF WONDER WOMAN #4 (OF 9) LETTER 44 #24 LIMBO #6 (OF 6) MASSIVE NINTH WAVE #5 MAXX MAXXIMIZED #30 MERCURY HEAT #9 MOCKINGBIRD #2 MONSTRESS #5 MOON KNIGHT #1 MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC #41 NEW ROMANCER #5 (OF 6) NO MERCY #9 PATHFINDER HOLLOW MOUNTAIN #5 (OF 6) PRETTY DEADLY #9 PRINCELESS MAKE YOURSELF #1 (OF 5) RED HOOD ARSENAL #11 RED WOLF #5 ROCKET RACCOON AND GROOT #4 SAMURAI #2 (OF 8) SHUTTER #20 SILVER SURFER #3 SLASH & BURN #6 SPAWN #262 SPIDER-GWEN #7 SWO SPIDEY #4 SPONGEBOB COMICS #55 STAR WARS SPECIAL C-3PO #1 STARFIRE #11 STARVE #8 TRAIN CALLED LOVE #7 (OF 10) WEB WARRIORS #6 WEIRDWORLD #5 WONDER WOMAN 77 SPECIAL #3 XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS #1 X-MEN 92 #2

Books/Mags/Things BLOOD STAIN TP VOL 01 CAPE HORN GN CAPTAIN AMERICA EPIC COLL TP MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY CLUSTERF**K TP FISTFUL OF BLOOD TP GREEN LANTERN BY GEOFF JOHNS OMNIBUS HC HARROW COUNTY TP VOL 02 TWICE TOLD HELLBOY IN MEXICO TP I AM A HERO OMNIBUS TP VOL 01 INVASION TP NEW ED LONE WOLF & CUB OMNIBUS TP VOL 12 MANHATTAN PROJECTS TP VOL 06 MORTAL KOMBAT X TP VOL 03 BLOOD ISLAND PIRATE PENGUIN VS NINJA CHICKEN HC VOL 02 RAT QUEENS TP VOL 03 DEMONS STAR TREK CLASSIC UK COMICS HC VOL 01 STRINGERS TP SUPERMAN THE MEN OF TOMORROW TP THANOS INFINITY FINALE OGN HC UNCANNY AVENGERS UNITY TP VOL 01 LOST FUTURE

As always, what do YOU think?

Arriving 4/6/16

This is one of those weeks where there is a clear, objective choice for the standout book. This week that book is BLACK PANTHER #1 from Ta-Nehisi Coates and Brian Stelfreeze. Plus new WALKING DEAD, WICKED + DIVINE, BATGIRL, PROPHET and THE VISION!

Check the cut for the rest of this weeks comics!

AMAZING FOREST #4 ANGEL AND FAITH SEASON 10 #25 ARCHIE #7 BALTIMORE EMPTY GRAVES #1 BATGIRL #50 BATMAN BEYOND #11 BEE AND PUPPYCAT #10 BLACK PANTHER #1 BLACK WIDOW #2 BLACKLIST #8 BLOODLINES #1 (OF 6) BOBS BURGERS ONGOING #10 CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS #7 DARK CORRIDOR #7 DEADPOOL #9 DETECTIVE COMICS #51 DEUS EX #2 (OF 5) DISCIPLINE #2 DREAMING EAGLES #4 EMPRESS #1 (OF 7) EXODUS LIFE AFTER #5 FIX #1 GIANT DAYS #13 GRANT MORRISONS 18 DAYS #10 GREEN ARROW #51 GREEN LANTERN #51 GRIZZLY SHARK #1 HARLEY QUINN & SUICIDE SQUAD APRIL FOOLS SPEC #1 HAUNTED LOVE #3 HENCHGIRL #6 INFINITY ENTITY #4 (OF 4) INJUSTICE GODS AMONG US YEAR FIVE #7 INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #8 RCW2 JOHNNY RED #6 (OF 8) JUSTICE LEAGUE DARKSEID WAR SPECIAL #1 KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #230 LAST SONS OF AMERICA #4 LOBSTER JOHNSON FORGOTTEN MAN ONE SHOT LOONEY TUNES #230 MIDNIGHTER #11 MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #2 MIGHTY ZODIAC #1 MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDS FOREVER #27 NEW AVENGERS #9 ASO NEW SUICIDE SQUAD #19 OLD MAN LOGAN #4 PREDATOR LIFE AND DEATH #2 (OF 4) PROPHET EARTH WAR #3 (OF 6) PROVIDENCE #8 (OF 12) RACHEL RISING #41 REGULAR SHOW #34 REPLICA #5 SAINTS #7 SCARLET WITCH #5 SHERIFF OF BABYLON #5 (OF 12) SPIDER-MAN #3 SPIDER-MAN 2099 #9 SPIDER-WOMEN ALPHA #1 SWO STAR TREK ONGOING #56 STAR WARS POE DAMERON #1 SUPERMAN #51 (SUPER LEAGUE) SUPERMAN THE COMING OF THE SUPERMEN #3 (OF 6) SURVIVORS CLUB #7 SWAMP THING #4 (OF 6) UNCANNY AVENGERS #8 ASO UNCANNY X-MEN #6 AW UNCLE SCROOGE #13 UNFOLLOW #6 VAMPIRELLA VOL 3 #2 VISION #6 WALKING DEAD #153 WICKED & DIVINE #18 WOODS #21 X-FILES SEASON 11 #8

Books/Mags/Things 5000 KM PER SECOND HC AMAZING SPIDER-MAN TP VOL 01 WORLDWIDE ATTACK ON TITAN GN VOL 18 BATMAN ADVENTURES TP VOL 04 BLACK LIGHTNING TP BLACK PANTHER BY PRIEST TP VOL 03 COMPLETE COLLECTION CIVIL WAR HC MCNIVEN CVR NEW PTG DAREDEVIL BY FRANK MILLER OMNIBUS COMPANION HC NEW PTG FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND #285 GIANT DAYS TP VOL 02 HILDA & MIDNIGHT GIANT TP JIM HENSONS DARK CRYSTAL TP VOL 02 CREATION MYTHS JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #370 JUST ANOTHER SHEEP TP VOL 01 KISS HIM NOT ME GN VOL 04 MICKEY MOUSE CHIRIKAWA NECKLACE GN MS MARVEL HC VOL 02 NAILBITER TP VOL 04 BLOOD LUST PUBLIC RELATIONS TP VOL 01 ONCE UPON A TIMESHEET STEVEN UNIVERSE ORIGINAL GN VOL 01 TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL SUICIDE SQUAD TP VOL 03 ROGUES SUPERMAN EMPEROR JOKER TP SWEET TOOTH DELUXE ED HC BOOK 02 WICKED & DIVINE HC VOL 01 YEAR ONE WONDER WOMAN EARTH ONE HC VOL 01

As always, what do YOU think?

Arriving 3/30/16

March goes out not with a whimper, but a BANG! New SAGA, SQUIRREL GIRL and the lates collection of WALKING DEAD. Check the cut for the rest of this weeks fresh spring comics.

ALL NEW ALL DIFFERENT MARVEL UNIVERSE ALL NEW X-MEN #7 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1.4 AQUAMAN #50 BACK TO THE FUTURE #6 BATMAN AND ROBIN ETERNAL #26 BLACK SCIENCE #21 CAPTAIN AMERICA SAM WILSON #7 ASO CONAN THE AVENGER #24 DAREDEVIL #5 DARTH VADER #18 DRAX #5 ELEPHANTMEN #69 FAITH #3 (OF 4) FIGHT CLUB 2 #10 FOUR EYES HEARTS OF FIRE #3 (OF 4) GHOSTBUSTERS INTERNATIONAL #3 (OF 4) GODZILLA OBLIVION #1 (OF 5) HERCULES #5 JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS #13 JUDGE DREDD (ONGOING) #4 JUGHEAD #5 JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #8 KING CONAN WOLVES BEYOND THE BORDER #4 (OF 4) MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #5 MUNCHKIN #15 OMEGA MEN #10 PASTAWAYS #9 POSTAL #11 POWER LINES #1 (OF 6) RAGNAROK #8 REVIVAL #38 RICK & MORTY #12 SAGA #35 STRAYER #3 STREET FIGHTER X GI JOE #2 (OF 6) SUICIDERS KING OF HELLA #1 (OF 6) TAROT WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE #97 THEYRE NOT LIKE US #12 TMNT DEVIATIONS (ONE SHOT) TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS EYE #51 UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL #6 WAYWARD #15 X-MEN 92 #1

Books/Mags/Things 100 BULLETS TP BOOK 05 2000 AD PACK FEB 2016 ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM GN VOL 09 BIG PLANET BLUE GN EAST OF WEST TP VOL 05 ALL THESE SECRETS ECHOES TP VOL 01 FASTER THAN LIGHT TP VOL 01 HILDA & TROLL TP HONEY SO SWEET GN VOL 02 IRON MAN EPIC COLLECTION TP DUEL OF IRON LANTERN CITY HC VOL 01 MARVEL UNIVERSE GUARDIANS OF GALAXY TP DIGEST VOL 01 MONSTER TP VOL 08 PERFECT ED URASAWA MY LOVE STORY GN VOL 08 OCTOPUS PIE TP VOL 02 ONI PRESS STARTER PACK 2016 PAPER GIRLS TP VOL 01 PREVIEWS #331 APRIL 2016 SCHOOL JUDGMENT GAKKYU HOTEI GN VOL 02 SO CUTE IT HURTS GN VOL 06 SUPERMAN BATMAN TP VOL 03 TET TP TOKYO GHOUL GN VOL 06 TWIN STAR EXORCISTS GN VOL 04 UNCANNY INHUMANS TP VOL 01 WALKING DEAD TP VOL 25 NO TURNING BACK WE ARE ROBIN TP VOL 01 THE VIGILANTE BUSINESS

As always, what do YOU think?

“Later, Jeef Cooked The Best Northern Italian-Style Dinner Ever.” COMICS! Sometimes it’s Goodbye, Mr Chitts!

To celebrate the release of Batman vs Superman: Collateral Damage and also the appearance of The Punisher on Daredevil I look up at the corner of my living room and wonder if that’s dust or a cobweb. Deciding it’s just a shadow, I galvanize myself and consider a book by Gilbert Hernandez about a woman who kills zombies in the future. ‘Cos I’m dead classy, pal.  photo Fat005B_zps5unlar87.jpg FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS by Gilbert Hernandez Anyway, this… FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS By Gilbert Hernandez This book collects issues one through four of the Dark Horse comic book series FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS, originally published June through September 2012. Dark Horse Comics, $19.99 (2014) © 2012, 2014 Gilbert Gernandez

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The more donnishly inclined may feel “in media res” a tad too high-falutin’ a term for a book which dives face first into the trough of trash with its mouth stretched quite so cheerfully wide but, nevertheless, FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS by Gilbert Hernandez opens with the world already more than halfway to being Hell in a blender. Also, I’m not sure what anyone even remotely familiar with the term donnish is doing buying a book like this; one where the cover sports a sturdily thewed female triumphantly erect amid the ketchup spattered and cabbagey looking heads of the downed undead. So, FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS, in stark and humiliating contrast to this review, gets straight in there; it doesn’t do that thing of “worldbuilding” for four issues, ending the book on a splash of Fatima picking up her gun for the first time. No, because Gilbert Hernandez is a busy man; those comics where people fellate themselves inside out don’t draw themselves! World building is for slow bozos, not the human bolt of creative lightning whose name is an anagram of “Blazing Her Tender”. When the book opens ol’ Blazing’s already got his world in place and his girl is in motion.

 photo Fat001B_zpsyk6pu9cz.jpg FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS by Gilbert Hernandez And what a world it is she moves through!  In the future it seems everything will be designed by the Jesse Marsh School of Architects, on the downside though everything will also be in the process of falling to bits, including the people. Because of drugs. Or one drug in particular – Spin. With just one dose users become temporary heptathletes, unfortunately within hours their eyes turn into runny eggs, their flesh hangs off them like an old man’s ball bag and long pig is dish of the day, every day. Zombies basically, or near enough to make you run like The Devil’s trying to goose you. This is what Fatima and her well-built compadres are up against. Alas, Fatima’s organisation seems staffed entirely by armed fitness fanatics who have not been chosen for their cerebral acumen. I guess a shortage of brains is a plus when up against zombies, but it’s a bit of a minus regarding the mobile action-figure cast’s twofold task – discover the source of Spin and find a cure. Strictly speaking though, that’s the source of the leak of Spin they’re after, since the government developed it itself; but then someone decided to entrepreneurially maximise the fiscal potential of the narcotic i.e. sell the shit on the sly. Fatima and her buff buddies engage in a number of savagely violent and cast-cullingly unsuccessful sting exercises, before things degenerate rapidly and discombobulatingly into a lurid maelstrom of horror, betrayal and sexual grotesquery.

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And, really, who better to so tastefully delineate such luridly diseased and repellently comical larks than The Man Hernandez. Here he brings his typically crisp and efficient cartooning to bear upon the apocalyptic horrors on show, finely calibrating the friskiness of his art to blunt just enough of the horror’s edge to make it fun. It’s not all fun though, FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS is a deeper read than it may at first seem. Fatima’s recurrent refrain of “Whatever” is droll stuff, until it sinks in that this is how she deals with the pain of the world she inhabits, at which point it becomes poignant in its futility. A mob beats someone to death so badly that Fatima can’t tell whether they were a zombie or just a luckless tramp, meanwhile she and her pals cavort about clad in invisibility jockstraps with hairdryer ray guns. In the white glare of the panel gutters years pass and entire cities are razed, but there’s space made on page for Fatima to indulge in artless double entendres regarding her hunky colleague. Society is advanced enough for flying saucers and AI channeling specs, but people remain human enough to still pay to be poisoned for pleasure. There are points being made here, points hidden amongst all the play.

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Given his past form it’s no surprise that Hernandez’ work here is intelligent and horrific. The surprise, if one there be, is given the extent of the intelligence and horror on show how much fun, how bouncily appealing, it all is. No mean feat when the book’s multiple Screaming Mad George-esque delights include a man giving birth through his face. The nimbleness of Hernandez’ artistic touch gives everything an adorably camp air which playfully wrestles with the sick shenanigans throughout. As your gorge rises its only Hernandez’ gleeful and seemingly guileless delivery which causes it to subside. Gilbert Hernandez creates and maintains a tone which is consistently inconsistent, which sounds impossible but through Art the impossible is attained or at least grazed, and Gilbert Hernandez is, lest you forget, an Artist. Still more, Gilbert Hernandez is a Rushmore Level Talent (©®™ Tom Spurgeon) even when drawing zombies being kicked in the face so hard twin jets of diseased blood spurt from their nostrils. Do I gush? Only like a severed artery, hotballs. Which is as it should be since FATIMA: THE BLOOD SPINNERS is VERY GOOD!

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NEXT TIME: Maybe a look at my pull list? It’s been a while since I put you through that particularly tasty Hell. Quality aside, I can categorically state here and now that that they are – COMICS!!!