Adventures in Schizophrenia

This really just happened. A young guy, clean and well dressed, just came in, and said "May I ask you a question?"

Sure!

"Well, what can you tell me about the Justice Lords? I mean I know about Batman and Superman and Static Shock but I think it is the future and I really like Batman but then a giant black guy made him suck his cock, and..."

Then he suddenly got a wild look in his eye like he'd just been caught doing something dirty, and he proclaimed "I better get the hell out of here!" and BOLTED for the door.

Ah, retail, always with the joy!

-B