CE Sale: Part XIII (of XIII)

Finally, I had to close with this picture, just to show how serious Brian is about taking care of some overstock. A Sandman trade on sale at Comix Experience? I never thought I'd live to see the day frankly. And there are also Matt Wagner Grendel trades--also insanely hard to wrap my brain around. I just think this is a very decent sale and, again, the bargain pricing being offered to Savage Critic readers gives you a real edge on picking some great stuff at great prices.

There. My blatant shilling is through. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog. Posted by Picasa

CE Sale: Part XII

I was a little worried my beloved Beck was going to be in this pile--but there's plenty of other selections in there--again, some that don't sell, and some where the overstock got a bit high. Like those volumes of Battle Royale, for example. There's actually a volume I need to bring my BR collection up to date, in fact, in the sales bins. If Hibbs will let me have that price break on manga that he's offering to the blog readers, I may just walk off with huge handfuls of the stuff on Friday. Posted by Picasa

CE Sale: Part XI

I was really shocked to see this and several other volumes of the Classic Conan trades in the sale bins. Again, there are some books that I think sell pretty well for us that Brian is putting in there so as to open up space in the store and in our storage areas. (Sorry I blew the focus out on a lot of these, by the way. The price on this, and I'm assuming the other classic Conans, is eight bucks). Posted by Picasa

The CE Sale: Part 1 (Apologia)

Okay. A bit of patience, please. I apologize--I had a lot more pictures and I tried to get Picasa to upload them all at one go, but it had no idea what the hell I was trying to do and wanted none of it. And I didn't mean to have these all pop up in different entries, but what the hell.

This isn't all saleswhoremanship on my part by the way--I love a good sale and waited a long time for CE to have something like this. (In fact, it took so long, I ended up working there instead. Sigh.) So I got up this morning, made my way to the store before it opened and rifled through the bins trying to see what kind of stuff Hibbs had put out there.

And I gotta say, I was shocked. He's moving stuff that hasn't sold, but also a lot of overstock of stuff that will sell. I saw the DC Showcase: Justice League of America for ten bucks, for crying out loud. This isn't the kind of sale where you feel like you're robbing the owner blind--this is Hibbs, after all--but if you figure in that offer to blog readers that Brian mentioned in a post below (which expires January 8th), you're gonna see some even bigger savings. If nothing else, all of this stuff is priced at a fair price--the price you always wanted to pay for, say, issues of The Escapist, or the DC Archives.

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Shipping 1/4/06 .... and more!!

Happy New Year, one and all. I'm *almost* out from the blanket of work that settles at the end of the year, though I ain't there yet.

I spent most of yesterday doing inventory at the store, and pulling off stock for a big Graphic Novel/TP sale -- if I counted correctly, I put 678 GN/TPs out at MASSIVE discounts. We *start* at 50% off, and there's any number of items at 75%+ off.

I mention this here for two reasons -- #1) we normally don't DO "sales" at Comix Experience (It's been more than a decade since our last one) and 2) I wasn't organized enough to get the signage up for the sale yet. That means that you, reading this blog, have exclusive information about the sale, and, if you head to the store in the next day or two, will have FIRST CRACK at all of the wonderful books on sale.

A little something from every category/style/genre is in the sale -- everything from Alan Moore to James Kochalka and every point in between. There's tons of "mainstream" stuff on sale, tons of "alternative" work too.

While a significant percentage of what I marked down is slow/poor moving material (well, duh!), there's also a pretty good percentage of stuff that you ACTUALLY WANT that I just happened to have too many copies of, or is a little shopworn, that kind of thing.

There's even one or two books that were mentioned by Jeff, below, in his read on the best of 2005.

Also, as a one-time special inducement for you blog-readers, buy 3 or more sale-priced books, and take another 20% off the sale price. Buy 5 or more, and take 30% off the sale price. If those 5 books are all manga trades, you can have HALF OFF the sale price. Dayum! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO FOR THIS SPECIAL PRICE: print off a copy of this blog entry, as "proof" you've read the blog (And so Bennett doesn't think you're full of shit, because I made this up on the spot, and he doesn't know, yet), *and* this offer is only good through close of business on Sunday, January 8th.

I'd go do it before Wednesday when I get the signs up, though, and everyone knows about it.

Right, so with that out of the way, here's what's shipping this week. Pretty small week, which is good after those last two ball-busters. Please don't forget that comics are for sale on THURSDAY this week -- if you go into your LCS on Wednesday, they're just going to point at you and laugh, man.

13TH SON WORSE THING WAITING #3 (OF 4) A G SUPER EROTIC ANTHOLOGY #25 A1 MISTER MONSTER WHO WATCHESGARBAGEMEN SP AEON FLUX #4 (OF 4) AIRSHELL #2 AQUAMAN #38 ARCHIE & FRIENDS #97 ASTONISHING X-MEN SAGA #1 BATMAN AND THE MONSTER MEN #3(OF 6) BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #139 BLOOD OF THE DEMON #11 BONE REST #7 CHIMERA #1 CITY OF HEROES #9 DAY OF VENGEANCE INFINITE CRISIS SPECIAL DEAD EYES OPEN #3 DETECTIVE COMICS #815 DOC FRANKENSTEIN SKROCE CVR A #4 DOC SAMSON #1 (OF 5) DOWN #3 (OF 4) EXTERMINATORS #1 GODLAND #6 GORI LORI #1 GOTHAM CENTRAL #39 HARD TIME SEASON TWO #2 INTERIORAE #1 IRON MAN #5 JON SABLE FREELANCE BLOODLINE #6 (OF 6) JONAH HEX #3 JSA #81 JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #17 KEIF LLAMA XENOTECH #3 (OF 6) LOONEY TUNES #134 MARLENE #1 MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #11 MARVEL TEAM-UP #16 MARVEL ZOMBIES #2 (OF 5) MASTERS OF HORROR #1 (OF 12) MYTHOS X-MEN NEW EXCALIBUR #3 OUTSIDERS #32 PUNISHER #29 PURGATORI (DDP) #3 RISING STARS VOICES OF THE DEAD #6 (OF 6) RUNES OF RAGNAN #2 (OF 4) SABLE & FORTUNE #1 (OF 6) SENTINEL #3 (OF 5) SEVEN SOLDIERS FRANKENSTEIN #2 (OF 4) SHADOWPLAY #4 SPIDER-GIRL #94 SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED #13 STAR WARS PURGE ONE SHOT SUPERMAN #225 SUPERMAN SHAZAM FIRST THUNDER #3 (OF 4) SUPREME POWER NIGHTHAWK #5 (OF 6) SWAMP THING #23 TEAM ZERO #2 (OF 6) TEEN TITANS #31 WITCHBLADE #93 X-MEN COLOSSUS BLOODLINE #5 (OF 5) X-MEN THE 198 FILES X-MEN THE END MEN AND X-MEN #1 (OF 6) Y THE LAST MAN #41

Books / Mags / Stuff ALAN MOORE SPELLS IT OUT ARTHUR SUYDAM ART OF THE BARBARIAN HC BATMAN THE LONG HALLOWEEN SER1 MASTER CASE ASST BILLY THE KIDS OLD TIMEY ODDITIES TP CHRONICLES OF CONAN VOL 9 RIVER DRAGONS & OTHERS TP ESSENTIAL OFFICIAL HANDBOOK OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE VOL 1 TP HEAVY METALS ODYSSEY HC HELLBLAZER STARING AT THE WALL TP KISS & TELL GN LITTLE SCROWLIE VOL 2 DAWN OFFASHION VICTIMS TP MARVEL 1602 NEW WORLD TP MAZE AGENCY VOL 1 TP NEW AVENGERS VOL 1 BREAKOUT TP NEW RECRUITS TP PICTURES & WORDS TP SIN CITY GLASS ASHTRAY BLACK DEATH ICELANDIC SCHNAPPS SQUARECAT COMICS VOL 1 GN SUPERMAN SACRIFICE TP ULTIMATE ANNUALS VOL 1 TP UNIVERSAL MONSTERS CAVALCADE OF HORROR TP WILL EISNERS CONTRACT WITH GOD TRILOGY HC

The ASSHAT OF THE WEEK (for the latest order code) goes to Dark Horse's NEW RECRUITS GN which has a JUN code (for August shipping), yep, that's pretty late. I'm also fairly annoyed that we're just now getting the CONTRACT WITH GOD TRILOGY HC from Diamond now, because I understand it has been in bookstores for over a month.

That's it from me; what looks good to you this week?

-B

More Hours, More Money: Jeff's Friday Challenge

This post is to take of two little pieces of business. First, Hibbs asked me to open the store early tomorrow (Friday, December 23rd) in case of holiday shoppers. We're also planning on staying open a little late, if we get the foot traffic. So if you've got Xmas shopping to do, or just want to swing by and pick up the week's books, we'll be open from 10:00 a.m. 'til....8:00, more than likely.

Second, remember that Penny Arcade comic from 12/7? The 25 cent one that really sucked ass? It's kind of been killing me because I'm a fan of Tycho and Gabe's site and said so in the newsletter and feel like several people gave the book at shot because of me (and BrianE said as much in the comments for Brian's entry).

Now, this is precisely the reason why Comix Experience, if I ran it, would last about a week and a half, but if you bought the Penny Arcade twenty-five cent comic and thought it sucked (and really, how could you not?) bring it back to me and I will refund you the entire quarter you paid for it. In addition, I will pay you an additional ten cents to cover your reading time.

Now there are exceptions to this offer. You must come into the store on a Friday, and get the money back from me personally. This is exactly the sort of thing Hibbs wouldn't want to encourage, I have no doubt, but also it's coming out of my pocket, not the store's. Second, I know we only stocked about 25 of these suckers, putting my total out-of-pocket is capping around nine bucks, so no jokers who got burned buying this book up in Oregon. Third, I'm really, really sorry and hopefully those of you who try out books on my say-so will continue to do so every once in a while.

I'm thinking when I get all those books back, I might mail 'em to Tycho and Gabe with a letter telling them each book represents a potential new readers they lost--it seems like the sort of thing that make an impresison on them. Or maybe the books will just end up in the longboxes the next time I have one of my crazy-ass garage sales. But either way, you have a chance to get your quarter back--with a dime to boot!

So, those are my talking points: store's open tomorrow from 10:00 to 8:00 (unless there's absolutely no foot traffic for fifteen minutes or so after 7:00 p.m.) and to all of you who got that book: I'm really, really sorry.

Are you a friendless loser?

16 years running, Comix Experience throws it's annual Christmas Eve Eggnog (with or without brandy) (and beer) party. If you're a friendless loser, or just someone who hates the holidays, feel free to come by on Christmas Eve (around 5 PM), and bask in the communal misery of Comix Experience! No reviews from me this week -- Matt Brady forced me to write a TILTING, even though I didn't have the time, and the holiday season means I'm up to my ears in Stuff To Do. I also got an email from Graeme saying that he was too swamped to do it this week, as well.

Also, let me second Heidi and recommend you watch "The Chronic of Narnia" video that ran on SNL this weekend -- http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Funny stuff.

LOTS of stuff this week, lots&lots&lots&lots!

2000 AD #1465 2000 AD #1466 A1 BOJEFFRIES TERROR TOMES #1(OF 3) ABIDING PERDITION DELGADO CVRA #2 ABIDING PERDITION LITTLE RED CVR B #1 ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #647 BATGIRL #71 BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHTS #72 BATMAN JOURNEY INTO KNIGHT #5(OF 12) BETTY & VERONICA DIGEST #162 BIRDS OF PREY #89 BOOK OF LOST SOULS #3 CAPTAIN AMERICA #13 CONAN #23 DAUGHTERS OF THE DRAGON DEADLY HANDS DEAD AT 17 PROTECTORATE #2 (OF 3) DONALD DUCK AND FRIENDS #335 DRACULA VS KING ARTHUR #3 (OF4) DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES KURTH CVR A #5 (OF 8) DUEL #1 (OF 4) ELKS RUN #4 EMILY THE STRANGE #2 ESCAPE OF THE LIVING DEAD #2 (OF 5) EXALTED #2 REG ED FANTASTIC FOUR #533 FANTASTIC FOUR IRON MAN BIG IN JAPAN #3 (OF 4) FLASH #229 FRIDAY THE 13TH BLOODBATH #2 (OF 3) GENERATION M #2 (OF 5) GI JOE SIGMA 6 #1 GI JOE SNAKE-EYES DECLASSIFIED #5 (OF 6) GIRLS #8 GOON #15 GREEN LANTERN #6 GREEN LANTERN CORPS RECHARGE #3 (OF 6) HELLBLAZER #215 HERE COME THE LOVEJOYS AGAIN #2 INCREDIBLE HULK #90 INFINITE CRISIS #3 (OF 7) INTIMIDATORS #1 IRON MAN THE INEVITABLE #1 (OF 6) JASON X SP WRAPAROUND CVR #1 JOVAS HARVEST #1 (OF 3) JSA CLASSIFIED #6 JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #238 JUGHEAD #170 JUGHEADS DOUBLE DIGEST #118 JUSTICE #3 (OF 12) KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE #109 KONG 8TH WONDER WORLD MOVIE ADAPTATION #1 (OF 3) LITTLE SCROWLIE #12 LUCIFER #69 MAD CLASSICS #3 MAD MAGAZINE #461 MANHUNTER #17 MARVEL SPOTLIGHT JOHN CASSADAY SEAN MCKEEVER MICKEY MOUSE AND FRIENDS #284 MINESHAFT #16 MUTATION #3 NIGHT CLUB #2 (OF 4) NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST PARANOID #1 (OF 3) POWERPUFF GIRLS #69 PUNISHER VS BULLSEYE #2 (OF 5) PVP #21 ROBIN #145 ROBOTECH PRELUDE TO THE SHADOW CHRONICLES #4 (OF 5) RUNAWAYS #11 SEASON OF THE REAPER WINTER #1 (OF 3) SEVEN SOLDIERS BULLETEER #2 (OF 4) SHADOWHAWK #8 SHOTGUN WEDDING #1 SIMPSONS COMICS #113 SPIDER-WOMAN ORIGIN #1 (OF 5) STAR WARS EMPIRE #38 STAR WARS REPUBLIC #80 STAR WARS X-WING ROGUE LEADER #3 (OF 3) SULLENGRAY #2 (OF 4) SUNDOWN #3 (OF 3) SUPREME POWER HYPERION #3 (OF5) TESTAMENT #1 TOP 10 BEYOND THE FARTHEST PRECINCT #5 (OF 5) ULTIMATE WOLVERINE VS HULK #1(OF 6) ULTIMATE X-MEN FANTASTIC FOURSPECIAL VICE #3 WHAT IF FANTASTIC FOUR WHAT IF SUBMARINER WRAITHBORN #4 (OF 6) X-MEN DEADLY GENESIS #2 (OF 6)

Books / Mags / Stuff ANIMATION MAGAZINE JAN 2006 BLOOD RIVER GN BLUE EYES VOL 2 TP CHIP KIDD BOOK ONE TP CINEFEX #104 NOV 2005 CLASSIC DAN DARE VOL 7 PRISONERS OF SPACE HC COYOTE VOL 2 TP CRISIS ON MULTIPLE EARTHS THETEAM UPS VOL 1 TP DAMPYR #8 SKELETON CLOSET DAYDREAMS & NIGHTMARES SC FORTEAN TIMES #204 FREAKSHOW VOL 1 TP G FAN #74 GANZFELD 4 ART HISTORY TP HELLSING IMPURE SOULS ANIME MANGA TP HOUSEWIVES AT PLAY SUGAR & SPICE TP IMAGE FIRST TP JUXTAPOZ JAN 2006 VOL 14 #1 KING KONG OFFICIAL MOVIE MAGAZINE KODT BUNDLE OF TROUBLE VOL 13TP LIGHT BRIGADE TP LITTLE NEMO IN SLUMBERLAND HC1905-1910 MARVEL ADVENTURES FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 1 FAMILY HEROES DIGEST MOME VOL 2 GN NEW X-MEN ACADEMY X VOL 3 X-POSED TP OWLY VOL 3 FLYING LESSONS TP PLASTIC MAN VOL 2 RUBBER BANDITS TP POOR SAILOR GN PREVIEWS VOL XVI #1 REIKO THE ZOMBIE SHOP VOL 1 TP SIN CITY RECUT & EXTENDED 2-DISC DVD SPAWN COLLECTION VOL 1 TP SPAWN MANGA VOL 1 TP SWAMP THING SPONTANEOUS GENERATION TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 1 TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 2 TP TED MCKEEVERS EDDY CURRENT VOL 3 TP TOM STRONG BOOK FOUR TP ULTIMATE GALACTUS BOOK 2 SECRET TP WIMBLEDON GREEN GREATEST COMIC BOOK COLLECTOR I/T WORLD HC WIZARD COMICS MAGAZINE SUPERMAN MOVIE CVR #172 WRITE NOW #11 YEARS BEST GRAPHIC NOVELS COMICS AND MANGA TP

See? LOTS of stuff.

The ASSHAT OF THE WEEK... well, we don't have any ONE stupidly-late shipping comic this week, best we can do is a 3-way tie for Supposed-to-be-August title: Abiding Perdition #1, Star Wars Republic #80, and Freakshow v1 TP, but I have to single out Markosia's ABIDING PERDITION because not only are they shipping that first issue very late, and not only do they only offer a truly pathetic 35% discount on thier work (I didn't notice when I ordered them... otherwise, I wouldn't have ordered it -- the BEST you can do at 35% off is break even, and even that's a trick), but they're ALSO shipping #2 of ABIDING PERDITION this week. Yep, two issues in the same week, both very late. *sigh* Asshats!

Anyway, what looks good to you in that VERY VERY LONG list of titles?

-B

The future is now, apparently.

What is a comic? That's the question on everyone's lips, if lips were fingers on a keyboard and everyone was defined by Joe Quesada, Rich Johnston and Kieron Gillen! It all started, dear reader, last Friday when Joseph Quesada reconsidered webcomics at Newsarama: "For the longest time I’ve been an advocate that fans will always want the tangible book in their hands, and I came to that feeling because of what I saw as the reading habits of most folks on the net. But recently I’ve been a convert, I’m watching a very young generation of kids who are born into today’s computers and I realized that my take on this was completely selfish and was coming from a point of all that I knew and not what was really happening out there... there is a time coming, when for some kids the very first time they read a comic they’ll be reading it on their computer or their phone or PDA. That’s what comics will be to them and that number of kids will grow rapidly. Fans ask how we can bring the price of comics down; this is how it may happen. No print cost, minimal distribution and no shipping."

Wait... no print cost? No shipping? This "internet publishing" sounds like something that a smaller company, say one that prints critically-acclaimed but low-selling books, might consider as a way to save money while keeping certain books under contract. But who would do that? The answer, according to Rich Johnston, is Adam Fortier, at Speakeasy:

"The pattern goes as follows, according to Fortier. A book's first issue sells okay, makes money, the second breaks even, the third and fourth lose money. So rather than cancel the book outright, just cancel it in print and put the last two issues online for free. With no printing or handling fee for the creator from Speakeasy. Those readers following the book get a great deal, are guaranteed to be able to finish the series with no comics left hanging, and a completed mini series can then be represented for foreign of mass media rights - which might then lead to the book becoming financially viable again, finishing the series in print or as a graphic novel... And this model has other opportunities. Promoting comics. Completing series from other publishers, by putting already published issues online. This way they can continue the series and allow new readers to get on board. And also create a business model to pay to download comics that have been printed, if a reader has no local comic shop."

According to Rich, this is Fortier "living up to his Smartest Man In Comics TM tag", and he's doing it because "Adam Fortier doesn't want to saddle creators with debt or force them to cancel a book in mid-run if orders are too low." So, instead, he's going to cancel a book in mid-run if orders are too low, but use cutting edge PDF technology to keep the books alive online! And you can even use it to promote books through PDFs, you say? Why has no-one ever thought of this before?!? Truly, he is the Smartest Man In Comics.

Okay, now I'm just being a dick. Rich has a book at Speakeasy, in case you're wondering why he's pushing this as such a good thing. Me, I think it's interesting, but more as Carla Speed McNeil's policy being adopted as a company-wide thing than anything else. I think dressing it up as trying to save the creators money is a sleight-of-hand thing, as Speakeasy could adopt Image's print policy and save creators money that way, if that was the main focus; clearly it's more about the company's bottom line than anything else. I wonder how many of Speakeasy's books will make it past the 1750 initial order cut-off mark, and what the plus is for Speakeasy to publish the PDFs, as opposed to the creators doing it themselves. Presumably, Speakeasy's contract terms - whatever they may be - will stay in effect if they "publish", so that's the plus for them if there are media rights or whatever... But what are the creators getting out of it?

Speakeasy creators are starting to talk about it. Matt Maxwell, of the upcoming Strangeways:

"Now if I were a retailer, and I knew about this, I'd be far less interested in taking any kind of risk on a couple issues of a Speakeasy book if I knew that my preorders were going to possibly evaporate. But that's me. If I were a buyer and knew about this (which would assume I had to know who Speakeasy was as a publisher--and there are plenty who don't), then I'd probably be wary of picking up that issue #1. Why should I buy what I could get for free later on (on the assumption that if you publish issue #3 and #4 of a comic on the internet, you'd make #1 and #2 available in that medium as well.)"

Interesting to see how this pans out...

Anyway, back to defining comics. Kieron Gillen makes my head hurt:

"Cattle class on a British Airways flight to Seattle. I’m off to see a developer. I’m sitting next to Mathilde Remy, the legendary insane French-Woman of Joystick Magazine and probably the most important games journalist alive... She argues that Understanding Comics is - in fact - not a comic. It uses the tools of the form, but is in fact something else entirely. Comics exist to provoke emotion - they are a narrative form... She is stating the word 'comic' should /not/ be expanded to include anything that shares its tools. Comic is a specific use of these tools, rather than a description of the tools itself. Therefore, I expand, Comics is a subset of a greater over-arcing technique of Sequential Art - images placed in juxtaposition to one another to express meaning."

As you may expect, The Engine is all over this one.

Meanwhile, have we all agreed that Manga is comics? That's good. Manga is also, in certain cases, being shrinkwrapped to avoid more scenes like this in the future. Chris Butcher weighs in with some comments on this that are worth reading. Obviously, the solution is clear: If this manga was never a book, but instead downloadable onto the poor child's handheld electronic device of choice, chances are the parents would never have seen the offending images. Everything must be digitized. Now.

Brian's reviews, and list of shipping books, are below. Go read 'em.

Why Are People Grudgeful?

Joe Quesada, why don't you try and sell me on this Moon Knight revamp that you're doing? "I obviously wasn’t here when Moon Knight came into inception, but I’ve always heard that he was created to sort of be Marvel’s Batman. Now while I can see the similarities with Moon Knight of the past, this incarnation is pretty hardcore. Yes, he has just as cool a cape and his hood is pretty sweet, but this Moon Knight is kind of the character you wish Batman can be in many ways. This Moon Knight would never just jail the Joker in order for him to go on another mass murder spree just to jail him again. If this Moon Knight were confronted with that kind of problem, he would dispose of the villain and in the most heinous way possible. Trust me there’s a scene in the first issue in which he deals with a villain in a way I’ve never seen before. Totally hardcore."

Oh. So he's a psychopathic Batman clone. Sorry, I mean "hardcore" Batman. Um. Great. That's exactly what the world needed. Still, I guess Joe has to be excited about something now that Stephen King has pushed the Dark Tower comic back 10 months and Bill Jemas has returned to comics publishing.

Meanwhile, the comics internet has found itself polarized by Larry Young's latest column, about comics criticism. As ever, there is fine discussion to be found at The Engine on this very subject, with Tom Spurgeon and Larry's conversation being worth a look in particular, while Johanna takes a different tack to responding, including a link to some interesting (which learned readers should realize is a euphemism for something less pleasant) persons with interesting (there I go again) perspectives on the whole affair.

Why must people be such "hata"s, I ask myself reading that last link, especially when they could be anticipating Scott McCloud's latest magnum opus instead. Or even arguing over whether Batman is guilty of the creation of the OMACs, and therefore the derailing of Wonder Woman and half of DC's line of books. Hell, they could even prepare for the horrifically named The ICv2 Graphic Novel Conference: Manga and Anime, Movie Superheroes and Anti-Heroes, and the New Literature that's happening in New York next February if they were really bored. But, no. It's all about taking other people off comp lists and wanting to fuck Warren Ellis.

You know what? I bet they're the kind of people who want a hardcore Batman. Bastards.

(Meanwhile, Brian and Jeff are reviewing below, so go and read them. Alternatively, join the Comic Book Legal Defence Fund and become part of the Second Annual CBLDF Fund Drive.)

This time last week, I was wanting it to be Thursday already.

So I may have gotten slightly carried away with that whole Thanksgiving thing and not done any reviews for last week. But in my defense, I didn't read any comics last week apart from the two Seven Soldiers books that came out, so I wouldn't have had much to review anyway. This week? I'll review possibly one-and-a-half-times as many books as normal. Maybe.

Anyway, that's enough about me. Let's talk about Brian.

Mr. Hibbs' last Newsarama column has had people talking all over the world wide web this past week or so. Heidi MacDonald was the first to take up the conversational baton, initially with a back and forth with Brian himself, before following up with a mini-essay about the competition between new readers. With some judicious cut and pasting, you can make it seem as if Heidi was having an argument with Tom Spurgeon, who also weighed in on the whole shebang. Heidi:

"Back when I was an active participant in making comics, I would often stump my colleagues with the following question. 'What is the best selling comic DC publishes?' JLA, peoples would guess, or Batman, or whatever was at the top of Diamond's chart that month. And I would say no. 'It's MAD magazine.' The response was always the same. 'That doesn't count.' I always got the same reaction when I tried to point out that at a time when comic book sales were struggling, the best seller lists, paradoxically, were crammed with comic strip collections -- Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County, For Better or Worse. Some of these are among the best selling books of all time. But again when I brought them up as examples of comics reaching a wider audience I was consistently told the same thing: 'Those don't count. They are different.' So reading a 22 page continued story about heroes with 40 or 50 years of backstory is indeed different than reading a collection of three panel gags. If I were a publisher I would look at the relative sales and decide that more people like laughter than continuity, but few people think the way I do."

Tom:

"To point out that mainstream outlets have made hits out of Mad Magazine and Dilbert means that it's a market to pay attention to, but step past the dizzying world of gee-whiz possibility and a second look reveals there are fewer comics humor magazines than ever before and only the top comic strip properties manage even one percent of their daily audience in book sales. Bookstores by themselves are not a panacea. Market myopia doesn't work; the future demands multiple venues."

Ah, cheap laughs. Like those provided by The Comics Journal, which makes its overview of online comics news sites available online:

"If, like the Journal, you visit these sites looking for comics news, you will probably come away with a few nuggets of news, after sifting through promotional press releases, reflections on He-Man action figures and the Star Wars franchise, and speculations about who should play the villain in the next Spider-Man movie. Unless we have a particular fondness for He-Man, say, we associate the site with the news nuggets we found and are only dimly aware of surrounding static. But by approaching the sites scientifically, categorizing and counting the many links to links to press releases about Superman action-figure retailer promotions, Q&As with the editor of Vampirella, and Heidi's diary entries, we were made horribly conscious of what a vast array of nonjournalistic content regularly rolls out of comics news sites. It is not a pleasant task, as the Journal was informed by the staff members who were delegated to perform it, and readers are not advised to try it at home."

As you may be able to guess, TCJ finds the entire internet wanting. It's a feeling shared by the returning-to-the-blogosphere Alan David Doane:

"I worked directly with Matt Brady at Newsarama for a good stretch of time, and I can tell you he's a decent guy who tries hard to make his site relevant and entertaining. If I say that I personally have litle use for the site in general -- or its nearest competitor, The Pulse -- it's not at all to disparage the people running the sites. It's the flashing banner ads, overreliance on feel-good corporate comics features, and those damnable message boards that keep me away from these sites as a reader. I honestly shudder at the thought of what type of person makes those sites a daily part of his internet experience."

Shuddering, honest or otherwise, aside, what value do those sites provide? Well, they give us gift ideas for this upcoming holiday season (Tom Spurgeon's is here, with Newsarama's here, here and here). They also report on the various changes in DC's superhero line next year (Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes? Hopefully, Mark Waid will remember to give her a personality), internal dissent between DC's sales and marketing departments, and Adam Fortier being sneaky about whether Speakeasy has been bought out or not, so they're good for something, I guess.

Meanwhile, the Blogosphere is keeping itself occupied with the possible demise of Claypool Comics, which Johanna first brought to my attention, and the evolving face of manga in America.

Apart from that, I have no idea what's happening. I've been on holiday, Goddammit.